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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2100 on: August 03, 2017, 05:54:58 AM »

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2101 on: August 04, 2017, 07:33:01 PM »
Who owns ATM Click, and why did they run it in to the ground? A proper reboot to 1995 ATM Click would do well I think.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2102 on: August 05, 2017, 12:01:41 PM »
Should I take audio equipment from a church so I can start my music career and become famous

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2103 on: August 05, 2017, 01:07:19 PM »
Get a bootleg DAW like reason, fruity loops, pro-tools w/e, and use the time you would spend in jail for the robbery on the music intead

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2104 on: August 05, 2017, 01:26:10 PM »
I cant fuck with that. I need to touch the shit and jam and shit. I cant be clickin notes on places looking like j cass.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2105 on: August 06, 2017, 05:54:21 AM »
I cant fuck with that. I need to touch the shit and jam and shit. I cant be clickin notes on places looking like j cass.

Don't worry, you a way more retarded than him.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2106 on: August 06, 2017, 06:01:39 AM »
I cant fuck with that. I need to touch the shit and jam and shit. I cant be clickin notes on places looking like j cass.

korg and arturia make some interesting products that are pretty affordable. after a couple years of fucking around with hardware you will appreciate computers more, they are way better now than 10 years ago. if you are serious about getting into music it's never been cheaper to produce competitive sounding tracks for around 2k you can get a fairly decent setup imo

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2107 on: August 06, 2017, 09:26:02 AM »
I cant fuck with that. I need to touch the shit and jam and shit. I cant be clickin notes on places looking like j cass.

korg and arturia make some interesting products that are pretty affordable. after a couple years of fucking around with hardware you will appreciate computers more, they are way better now than 10 years ago. if you are serious about getting into music it's never been cheaper to produce competitive sounding tracks for around 2k you can get a fairly decent setup imo
If he had $2000, I doubt he would spend it on music equipment.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2108 on: August 07, 2017, 07:34:14 AM »
Who owns ATM Click, and why did they run it in to the ground? A proper reboot to 1995 ATM Click would do well I think.

John Falahee no?  He ran Alva into the ground too no which was gnarlier.....


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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2109 on: August 08, 2017, 08:04:28 AM »
I feel like the way people pronounce agnostic must be wrong if the g in the word gnostic is silent.
I've got a headache and I keep thinking about this for some reason, always have recurring thoughts when I have a headache like my brain is a skipping cd player or something.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2110 on: August 08, 2017, 09:40:47 AM »
Are there any cities in the US with: good public transportation, abundance of jobs, without a high cost of living?
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2111 on: August 08, 2017, 09:46:12 AM »
Are there any cities in the US with: good public transportation, abundance of jobs, without a high cost of living?

No.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2112 on: August 08, 2017, 10:01:29 AM »
Austin Texas

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2113 on: August 08, 2017, 01:34:16 PM »
Austin Texas
In Texas, you don't have to pay income tax, but that's the only benefit that I can think of. I'm not a fan of the weather or public transportation here.

I'm just going to get a job that I don't care for and work/eat/code/skate/sleep. I'll be frugal as fuck, non-social and be completely sober, until I get a better job/living situation.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2114 on: August 09, 2017, 02:44:40 PM »
I'm guessing everyone has experienced this. You go skating (or really do any physical activity) on a hot day. Even though you might be drinking a lot of water, you don't piss much, or at all. You're just sweating it all out. Then, this has also happened to me. You need to pee before you start skating. But for whatever reason you don't. Maybe you're street skating and just can't find a good place. Whatever. So you just start skating. And the urge to pee goes away.
This got me pondering. Should you purposely go skate with a full bladder in order to keep hydrated?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2115 on: August 09, 2017, 03:43:08 PM »
I'm guessing everyone has experienced this. You go skating (or really do any physical activity) on a hot day. Even though you might be drinking a lot of water, you don't piss much, or at all. You're just sweating it all out. Then, this has also happened to me. You need to pee before you start skating. But for whatever reason you don't. Maybe you're street skating and just can't find a good place. Whatever. So you just start skating. And the urge to pee goes away.
This got me pondering. Should you purposely go skate with a full bladder in order to keep hydrated?

I live in Florida so it's a sweat fest every time I skate. 6-7 shirts. I drink at least a gallon per session and I almost never piss until way after I'm done skating.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2116 on: August 09, 2017, 05:38:58 PM »
Austin Texas

Low cost of living.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2117 on: August 09, 2017, 09:00:58 PM »
I have a job interview tomorrow and have not blown a load in 5 days. I'm getting kind of aggressive. Should I jerk off before or after the interview?
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2118 on: August 09, 2017, 09:05:29 PM »
I have a job interview tomorrow and have not blown a load in 5 days. I'm getting kind of aggressive. Should I jerk off before or after the interview?
during

Also,  try to bust your load on the interviewer's face.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2119 on: August 09, 2017, 11:28:09 PM »
I have a job interview tomorrow and have not blown a load in 5 days. I'm getting kind of aggressive. Should I jerk off before or after the interview?
during

Also,  try to bust your load on the interviewer's face.


Do you think that'll get me hired? It's a panel interview, so I don't know if I've got it in me.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2120 on: August 09, 2017, 11:50:03 PM »
my six-year-old nephew saw the logo on a Welcome deck and he said it was "the illuminatis." I have no idea where he picked that up. I'm guessing he learned it from a youtube video at some point.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2121 on: August 10, 2017, 01:35:25 AM »
if you grow your vegetables with manure, are they vegan?
Just make your own manure from human feces.
This! I need to have like 6 more kids so that I can have a good supply of manure in the future

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2122 on: August 11, 2017, 04:03:11 PM »
Ok this is going to be weird.. sorry.
A while ago in a Thrasher itw Eric Winkowski said he sold a bunch of beaten-to-death vans on the net for 80$ each. Basically to weird fashion dudes and/or fetish dudes.
Some of you tried doing this? Ebay?


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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2123 on: August 11, 2017, 04:05:54 PM »
Ok this is going to be weird.. sorry.
A while ago in a Thrasher itw Eric Winkowski said he sold a bunch of beaten-to-death vans on the net for 80$ each. Basically to weird fashion dudes and/or fetish dudes.
Some of you tried doing this? Ebay?


No, but now I'll start buying Vans exclusively to do this, as a side hustle.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2124 on: August 11, 2017, 11:01:33 PM »
Have you ever bought milk from the same cow twice?

I saw your mom do a ollie to cooch drop straight down the big black pole, it was gnarly. she defiantly shut that shit down.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2125 on: August 12, 2017, 08:48:28 AM »
Have you ever bought milk from the same cow twice?
No, cows can't exchange goods and services, as far as i know.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2126 on: August 12, 2017, 10:45:02 AM »
Have you ever bought milk from the same cow twice?
No, cows can't exchange goods and services, as far as i know.

That's a stereotype.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2127 on: August 12, 2017, 10:56:50 AM »
Don't worry he's already been reported.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2129 on: August 17, 2017, 10:43:40 AM »
Is the Trump administration responsible for the recent increase in shit posters on Slap? Where were idiots like Nora9, Uncle Ducky Do and the like before?