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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2100 on: August 09, 2017, 03:43:08 PM »
I'm guessing everyone has experienced this. You go skating (or really do any physical activity) on a hot day. Even though you might be drinking a lot of water, you don't piss much, or at all. You're just sweating it all out. Then, this has also happened to me. You need to pee before you start skating. But for whatever reason you don't. Maybe you're street skating and just can't find a good place. Whatever. So you just start skating. And the urge to pee goes away.
This got me pondering. Should you purposely go skate with a full bladder in order to keep hydrated?

I live in Florida so it's a sweat fest every time I skate. 6-7 shirts. I drink at least a gallon per session and I almost never piss until way after I'm done skating.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2101 on: August 09, 2017, 05:38:58 PM »
Austin Texas

Low cost of living.

cough

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2102 on: August 09, 2017, 09:00:58 PM »
I have a job interview tomorrow and have not blown a load in 5 days. I'm getting kind of aggressive. Should I jerk off before or after the interview?
you never know about pre-cum 

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2103 on: August 09, 2017, 09:05:29 PM »
I have a job interview tomorrow and have not blown a load in 5 days. I'm getting kind of aggressive. Should I jerk off before or after the interview?
during

Also,  try to bust your load on the interviewer's face.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2104 on: August 09, 2017, 11:28:09 PM »
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I have a job interview tomorrow and have not blown a load in 5 days. I'm getting kind of aggressive. Should I jerk off before or after the interview?
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during

Also,  try to bust your load on the interviewer's face.


Do you think that'll get me hired? It's a panel interview, so I don't know if I've got it in me.
you never know about pre-cum 

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2105 on: August 09, 2017, 11:50:03 PM »
my six-year-old nephew saw the logo on a Welcome deck and he said it was "the illuminatis." I have no idea where he picked that up. I'm guessing he learned it from a youtube video at some point.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2106 on: August 10, 2017, 01:35:25 AM »
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if you grow your vegetables with manure, are they vegan?
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Just make your own manure from human feces.
This! I need to have like 6 more kids so that I can have a good supply of manure in the future

Impish sausage is definitely gonna blow up as a euphemism this year

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2107 on: August 11, 2017, 04:03:11 PM »
Ok this is going to be weird.. sorry.
A while ago in a Thrasher itw Eric Winkowski said he sold a bunch of beaten-to-death vans on the net for 80$ each. Basically to weird fashion dudes and/or fetish dudes.
Some of you tried doing this? Ebay?

video tape yourself saving monks. dont just do it. make sure its caught on film.

Pigeon

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2108 on: August 11, 2017, 04:05:54 PM »
Ok this is going to be weird.. sorry.
A while ago in a Thrasher itw Eric Winkowski said he sold a bunch of beaten-to-death vans on the net for 80$ each. Basically to weird fashion dudes and/or fetish dudes.
Some of you tried doing this? Ebay?


No, but now I'll start buying Vans exclusively to do this, as a side hustle.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2109 on: August 11, 2017, 11:01:33 PM »
Have you ever bought milk from the same cow twice?

I saw your mom do a ollie to cooch drop straight down the big black pole, it was gnarly. she defiantly shut that shit down

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2110 on: August 12, 2017, 08:48:28 AM »
Have you ever bought milk from the same cow twice?
No, cows can't exchange goods and services, as far as i know.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2111 on: August 12, 2017, 10:45:02 AM »
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Have you ever bought milk from the same cow twice?
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No, cows can't exchange goods and services, as far as i know.

That's a stereotype.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2112 on: August 12, 2017, 10:56:50 AM »
Don't worry he's already been reported.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2113 on: August 12, 2017, 02:10:59 PM »

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2114 on: August 17, 2017, 10:43:40 AM »
Is the Trump administration responsible for the recent increase in shit posters on Slap? Where were idiots like Nora9, Uncle Ducky Do and the like before?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2115 on: August 17, 2017, 11:10:50 AM »
Is the Trump administration responsible for the recent increase in shit posters on Slap? Where were idiots like Nora9, Uncle Ducky Do and the like before?

for whatever reason, the political threads on slap seem to attract worst posters..this whole monologue is great but the part at 2:20 is relevant to your post soda
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Whde50AacZs
What kind of mikey taylor logic is this?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2116 on: August 20, 2017, 08:33:20 AM »
Why the fuck would you eat at The Hard Rock Cafe? Worse still, why would you stand in a queue to eat at Hard Rock Cafe?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2117 on: August 21, 2017, 10:20:02 AM »
Is anyone filming tricks during the eclipse?

I saw your mom do a ollie to cooch drop straight down the big black pole, it was gnarly. she defiantly shut that shit down

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2118 on: August 21, 2017, 10:36:41 AM »
Why the fuck would you eat at The Hard Rock Cafe? Worse still, why would you stand in a queue to eat at Hard Rock Cafe?

you watch, hard rock cafe t-shirts are about to be #trendwatch #af with the ironic NYC skater bois. the more exotic the city printed on the shirt, the cooler you are.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2119 on: August 21, 2017, 12:43:07 PM »
If you snort a string into your sinus and pull it out does it give the same sensation as a brain booger?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2120 on: August 24, 2017, 08:38:01 PM »
Where did the "Wonderful, Horrible life" name come from? I decided to Google it to see the first non-Ladd results and holy shit, did they name the video after a Leni Riefenstahl biopic?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2121 on: August 25, 2017, 09:01:58 AM »
I once skated a backyard bowl that was called 'the Pill' because of it's shape and I keep seeing these construction dumpsters and pondering whether building a similar bowl inside a used one would work.



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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2122 on: August 25, 2017, 11:31:01 AM »
I once skated a backyard bowl that was called 'the Pill' because of it's shape and I keep seeing these construction dumpsters and pondering whether building a similar bowl inside a used one would work.




I've been on a search to skate or film someone skating one of these for years. The dilemma is that they are always full because people rent them by the day and are trying to use them immediately. So they are always filled with junk, unskateable (not the right shape), or the few times I have found a good one I come back the next day with a friend and they are either full or gone.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2123 on: August 27, 2017, 09:44:37 AM »
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Why the fuck would you eat at The Hard Rock Cafe? Worse still, why would you stand in a queue to eat at Hard Rock Cafe?
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you watch, hard rock cafe t-shirts are about to be #trendwatch #af with the ironic NYC skater bois. the more exotic the city printed on the shirt, the cooler you are.

this one has been creeping in to my local park for a couple months already

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2124 on: August 27, 2017, 10:59:27 AM »
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Why the fuck would you eat at The Hard Rock Cafe? Worse still, why would you stand in a queue to eat at Hard Rock Cafe?
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you watch, hard rock cafe t-shirts are about to be #trendwatch #af with the ironic NYC skater bois. the more exotic the city printed on the shirt, the cooler you are.
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this one has been creeping in to my local park for a couple months already

Seriously? What cities have you seen? The reason I wrote that post was because I went past the Hard Rock in Green Park and there was a queue outside on a Saturday afternoon and I couldn't for the life of think why in a city the size of London anyone would want to eat there let alone wait to eat there.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2125 on: August 27, 2017, 06:25:05 PM »
Did I miss the 917 video that was supposed to drop on 9/17, or was that another AO let down?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2126 on: August 27, 2017, 06:34:24 PM »
ur fried

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2127 on: August 27, 2017, 07:10:52 PM »
I'm just regular and don't know what month is it

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2128 on: August 27, 2017, 07:11:41 PM »
Still prepared to be let down though

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2129 on: August 27, 2017, 08:49:16 PM »
This is honestly one of the craziest things I've read:
https://www.forbes.com/sites/alexknapp/2013/01/03/how-lead-caused-americas-violent-crime-epidemic/#1b5f7f3012c4

Is this theory common knowledge? I just heard about it fairly recently, and the data is really convincing.