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« Reply #2130 on: August 28, 2017, 01:28:50 PM »
Does Jeremy Klein masturbate to hentai?

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« Reply #2131 on: August 28, 2017, 10:57:48 PM »
Would admitting to a therapist that you've lied to hospitals/doctors have repercussions?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2132 on: August 28, 2017, 11:08:32 PM »
Does Jeremy Klein masturbate to hentai?
Willing to bet money he does,
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2133 on: August 28, 2017, 11:13:52 PM »

Impish sausage is definitely gonna blow up as a euphemism this year

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2134 on: August 29, 2017, 02:09:39 AM »
Would admitting to a therapist that you've lied to hospitals/doctors have repercussions?

I guess it would depend on what you lied about?

I'd say being as honest as possible with your therapist is always the best option, to get the best results.

Really the only things you could tell them, that would result in what I'd consider repercussions, is if you're actively planning on harming/murdering yourself or others. Everything else is totally confidential, and it would be seen as a pretty big breech of ethics, for them to act otherwise.

Unless you're referring to a psychiatrist, and you're worried about your past dishonesty, effecting your chances of getting certain meds?
I can't really speak on that.

But if it's a psychologist, just be honest. Without getting too specific, I've admitted to some pretty illegal stuff in similar situations. Your therapist has heard way worse, I'm sure, and should be non-judgemental, if they're even halfway professional.

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« Reply #2135 on: August 29, 2017, 06:39:41 AM »
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Aside from being a danger to yourself or others, as stated, the only reason there would be legal repercussions is if you have a pending investigation by law enforcement.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2136 on: August 29, 2017, 08:14:54 AM »
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Jeremy Klein: 120%

how can eu average be 4 percent when the lowest option is 10 - 19 percent?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2137 on: August 29, 2017, 08:16:11 AM »
does a rock mind if i skip it back 100(0) yrs in existence? (the lake)

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« Reply #2138 on: August 29, 2017, 08:54:32 AM »
does a rock mind if i skip it back 100(0) yrs in existence? (the lake)

do rocks have brains?


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« Reply #2139 on: August 29, 2017, 09:10:13 AM »
does a rock mind if i skip it back 100(0) yrs in existence? (the lake)

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« Reply #2140 on: August 29, 2017, 10:23:09 AM »
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« Reply #2141 on: August 29, 2017, 10:27:00 AM »
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Would admitting to a therapist that you've lied to hospitals/doctors have repercussions?
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I guess it would depend on what you lied about?

I'd say being as honest as possible with your therapist is always the best option, to get the best results.

Really the only things you could tell them, that would result in what I'd consider repercussions, is if you're actively planning on harming/murdering yourself or others. Everything else is totally confidential, and it would be seen as a pretty big breech of ethics, for them to act otherwise.

Unless you're referring to a psychiatrist, and you're worried about your past dishonesty, effecting your chances of getting certain meds?
I can't really speak on that.

But if it's a psychologist, just be honest. Without getting too specific, I've admitted to some pretty illegal stuff in similar situations. Your therapist has heard way worse, I'm sure, and should be non-judgemental, if they're even halfway professional.


Thanks for the response, childhood. Helpful.
Asking for insurance purposes sake, but no it's not in the realm of trying to obtain drugs despite what my sig says.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2142 on: August 30, 2017, 07:51:57 AM »
I texted my therapist to double-check, cause I didn't want to give you bad info (I assumed you were referring to legal repercussions), and with the information given, she was pretty insistent that you have nothing to worry about.

She's super knowledgeable and professional, so I'd definitely trust her judgement. If there's anything specific you want me to ask, just PM me.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2143 on: August 30, 2017, 08:38:48 AM »
How tight are the trucks of people who skate the mega ramp?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2144 on: August 30, 2017, 07:46:27 PM »
Watching The Lion Guard with my kid, and it seems like half the time time they rescue animals from hunting predators... but Kion is a Lion, what the fuck does he eat?
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2145 on: August 30, 2017, 08:03:59 PM »
Damn, I'm always surprised by how many people on here have kids.

I love my nieces, but if I ever had a kid of my own, I'd lose my mind.

You should watch "The Secret of Nimh" with your kid.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6mUZFHCzu8

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2146 on: August 30, 2017, 08:08:29 PM »
I'm old dude. Just one kid, no more.

Yeah, I got some stuff I want him to watch, that's definitely on the list.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2147 on: August 31, 2017, 02:30:30 AM »
Was GG Allin's general misanthropy at all related to his micro penis?

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« Reply #2148 on: August 31, 2017, 03:02:18 AM »
Was GG Allin's general misanthropy at all related to his micro penis?
His father was abusive and his upbringing was fucked.

On a related note, I think it's funny how people make fun of Trump by saying he has a small penis, which is hormonal-based. Yet, the same people are outraged when someone calls a woman: fat...something which is controllable by diet and exercise. Both are examples of body shaming, and why I won't associate myself with any political party.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2149 on: August 31, 2017, 03:27:15 AM »
Body shaming is where you draw the line on political parties?

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of regular kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2150 on: August 31, 2017, 04:32:36 AM »
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Was GG Allin's general misanthropy at all related to his micro penis?
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His father was abusive and his upbringing was fucked.

On a related note, I think it's funny how people make fun of Trump by saying he has a small penis, which is hormonal-based. Yet, the same people are outraged when someone calls a woman: fat...something which is controllable by diet and exercise. Both are examples of body shaming, and why I won't associate myself with any political party.
I have a vague memory of this being mentioned very briefly in Hated. Wonder if another documentary will ever be made about him.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2151 on: August 31, 2017, 06:29:01 AM »
Hitler was also said to have a tragically small penis that curled around back towards him like a piglet's tail

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« Reply #2152 on: August 31, 2017, 08:21:57 PM »
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A curly fry from Arby's might be a better analogy.

Body shaming is where you draw the line on political parties?
No, both sides are guilty of it. I see more fat-shaming towards women from Republicans and more small dick shaming from Democrats. It's almost as if they're picking sides and not really giving a fuck about actual issues. Also, I would never pick a party. However, I'm a registered Independent but have never voted in my life.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2153 on: August 31, 2017, 08:24:19 PM »
I'm pretty sure that the first person to equate the small hands joke by John Oliver to a small penis, was Trump himself.

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of regular kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2154 on: September 02, 2017, 11:31:23 AM »
I'm old dude. Just one kid, no more.

Yeah, I got some stuff I want him to watch, that's definitely on the list.

Make sure you get him "Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark", with the original, creepy-as-fuck Stephen Gammell art, before they changed it.


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« Reply #2155 on: September 02, 2017, 01:57:09 PM »
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I'm old dude. Just one kid, no more.

Yeah, I got some stuff I want him to watch, that's definitely on the list.
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Make sure you get him "Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark", with the original, creepy-as-fuck Stephen Gammell art, before they changed it.



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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2156 on: September 02, 2017, 02:09:22 PM »
Gas companies fuck us over at every opportunity and get away with it.

30 cent hike in 7 days because of "Harvey."

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« Reply #2157 on: September 03, 2017, 01:19:33 PM »
Gas companies fuck us over at every opportunity and get away with it.

30 cent hike in 7 days because of "Harvey."
Gas stations take advantage of the demand, caused by people panicking, which leads to high gas prices. I don't really care, as long as it's under $3. It was some bullshit when we were paying $4+/gallon.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2158 on: September 03, 2017, 07:41:28 PM »
Watching The Lion Guard with my kid, and it seems like half the time time they rescue animals from hunting predators... but Kion is a Lion, what the fuck does he eat?
hahaha the paradox
my kid was watching something on youtube the other day where this little character was showing him around the farm (I certainly didn't choose the video for him):
the chicken - what does the chicken give us? eggs and meat
the cow - what does the cow give us? milk and meat
the pig - what does the pig give us? meat
the dog - what does the dog do? It smiles and makes us happy
how's that cognitive dissonance working out for ya? :D

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2159 on: September 04, 2017, 06:59:17 PM »
If neither had the name of their company written on the board  could you tell the difference between a Pizza skateboards and Skatemental deck