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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2160 on: August 30, 2017, 08:03:59 PM »
Damn, I'm always surprised by how many people on here have kids.

I love my nieces, but if I ever had a kid of my own, I'd lose my mind.

You should watch "The Secret of Nimh" with your kid.

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« Reply #2161 on: August 30, 2017, 08:08:29 PM »
I'm old dude. Just one kid, no more.

Yeah, I got some stuff I want him to watch, that's definitely on the list.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2162 on: August 31, 2017, 02:30:30 AM »
Was GG Allin's general misanthropy at all related to his micro penis?

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« Reply #2163 on: August 31, 2017, 03:02:18 AM »
Was GG Allin's general misanthropy at all related to his micro penis?
His father was abusive and his upbringing was fucked.

On a related note, I think it's funny how people make fun of Trump by saying he has a small penis, which is hormonal-based. Yet, the same people are outraged when someone calls a woman: fat...something which is controllable by diet and exercise. Both are examples of body shaming, and why I won't associate myself with any political party.
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« Reply #2164 on: August 31, 2017, 03:27:15 AM »
Body shaming is where you draw the line on political parties?

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of retarded kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2165 on: August 31, 2017, 04:32:36 AM »
Was GG Allin's general misanthropy at all related to his micro penis?
His father was abusive and his upbringing was fucked.

On a related note, I think it's funny how people make fun of Trump by saying he has a small penis, which is hormonal-based. Yet, the same people are outraged when someone calls a woman: fat...something which is controllable by diet and exercise. Both are examples of body shaming, and why I won't associate myself with any political party.
I have a vague memory of this being mentioned very briefly in Hated. Wonder if another documentary will ever be made about him.

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« Reply #2166 on: August 31, 2017, 06:29:01 AM »
Hitler was also said to have a tragically small penis that curled around back towards him like a piglet's tail

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« Reply #2167 on: August 31, 2017, 08:21:57 PM »
^
A curly fry from Arby's might be a better analogy.

Body shaming is where you draw the line on political parties?
No, both sides are guilty of it. I see more fat-shaming towards women from Republicans and more small dick shaming from Democrats. It's almost as if they're picking sides and not really giving a fuck about actual issues. Also, I would never pick a party. However, I'm a registered Independent but have never voted in my life.
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« Reply #2168 on: August 31, 2017, 08:24:19 PM »
I'm pretty sure that the first person to equate the small hands joke by John Oliver to a small penis, was Trump himself.

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of retarded kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2169 on: September 02, 2017, 11:31:23 AM »
I'm old dude. Just one kid, no more.

Yeah, I got some stuff I want him to watch, that's definitely on the list.

Make sure you get him "Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark", with the original, creepy-as-fuck Stephen Gammell art, before they changed it.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2170 on: September 02, 2017, 01:57:09 PM »
I'm old dude. Just one kid, no more.

Yeah, I got some stuff I want him to watch, that's definitely on the list.

Make sure you get him "Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark", with the original, creepy-as-fuck Stephen Gammell art, before they changed it.



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« Reply #2171 on: September 02, 2017, 02:09:22 PM »
Gas companies fuck us over at every opportunity and get away with it.

30 cent hike in 7 days because of "Harvey."

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« Reply #2172 on: September 03, 2017, 01:19:33 PM »
Gas companies fuck us over at every opportunity and get away with it.

30 cent hike in 7 days because of "Harvey."
Gas stations take advantage of the demand, caused by people panicking, which leads to high gas prices. I don't really care, as long as it's under $3. It was some bullshit when we were paying $4+/gallon.
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« Reply #2173 on: September 03, 2017, 07:41:28 PM »
Watching The Lion Guard with my kid, and it seems like half the time time they rescue animals from hunting predators... but Kion is a Lion, what the fuck does he eat?
hahaha the paradox
my kid was watching something on youtube the other day where this little character was showing him around the farm (I certainly didn't choose the video for him):
the chicken - what does the chicken give us? eggs and meat
the cow - what does the cow give us? milk and meat
the pig - what does the pig give us? meat
the dog - what does the dog do? It smiles and makes us happy
how's that cognitive dissonance working out for ya? :D

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2174 on: September 04, 2017, 06:59:17 PM »
If neither had the name of their company written on the board  could you tell the difference between a Pizza skateboards and Skatemental deck

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2175 on: September 04, 2017, 07:05:46 PM »
I don't know I've never seen either irl

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2176 on: September 05, 2017, 09:42:35 AM »
If Twitter bans people for cyber bullying, why does Trump still have an account? He's been threatening nuclear war through tweets.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2177 on: September 05, 2017, 10:16:44 AM »
If Twitter bans people for cyber bullying, why does Trump still have an account? He's been threatening nuclear war through tweets.

If he wasn't raging on twitter people probably wouldn't know as much about what's going on as they do. I have no problem with them providing a gun for him to blow his feet off with.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2178 on: September 08, 2017, 09:20:55 AM »
Currently pondering why the fuck I read youtube comments.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2179 on: September 08, 2017, 02:24:10 PM »
any of you ever done colonics? i had an enema when in was 13 when i had appendicitis .. just remember pissing out of my ass for an hour .. sounds refreshing at this point in my life

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2180 on: September 08, 2017, 03:26:31 PM »
growing muttonchops
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« Reply #2181 on: September 08, 2017, 03:39:08 PM »
any of you ever done colonics? i had an enema when in was 13 when i had appendicitis .. just remember pissing out of my ass for an hour .. sounds refreshing at this point in my life
i've had a few enemas from gfs. it's a little bloaty feeling but the ass piss is great. any expulsion feels great, bust a nut, sneeze or ass pee. get it out!
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2182 on: September 08, 2017, 03:39:39 PM »

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2183 on: September 09, 2017, 07:15:32 AM »
any of you ever done colonics? i had an enema when in was 13 when i had appendicitis .. just remember pissing out of my ass for an hour .. sounds refreshing at this point in my life

No, but I remember when Robin on the Stern Show was all about the coffee enema when she was losing all the weight.   

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2184 on: September 09, 2017, 10:34:41 AM »
growing muttonchops

I think about it a lot. I've always kept my hair short but I'd like to be in Nick Cave territory around 39-40 so I should start now. I'm currently in a David Lynch if nobody cared about his ideas then I'm heading into a Snake Plissken and I think somewhere between the Plissken and the Cave I can start to do something with some mutton chops.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2185 on: September 09, 2017, 11:12:09 AM »
Lenny fucking Dykstra
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« Reply #2186 on: September 10, 2017, 11:58:10 AM »
I'm going to my first queer skate event. I'm nervous, should I go out and just rip it or skate like an fairy and do lame gay tricks? My go to's are straight gay.

Damn I wish Forest would show up...

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2187 on: September 10, 2017, 12:36:57 PM »
I'm going to my first queer skate event. I'm nervous, should I go out and just rip it or skate like an fairy and do lame gay tricks? My go to's are straight gay.

Damn I wish Forest would show up...

Tsundere Forrest at a queer skateboard event would be amazing





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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2188 on: September 10, 2017, 02:50:00 PM »
I'm going to my first queer skate event. I'm nervous, should I go out and just rip it or skate like an fairy and do lame gay tricks? My go to's are straight gay.

Damn I wish Forest would show up...
What ? Skating is meant to be gay, remember being called a skater fag? I miss those days.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2189 on: September 10, 2017, 03:50:37 PM »
Gas companies fuck us over at every opportunity and get away with it.

30 cent hike in 7 days because of "Harvey."

its extra fucked because it was normal price when i hopped the border, so it was only in Canada they fucked us