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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2160 on: September 04, 2017, 07:05:46 PM »
I don't know I've never seen either irl

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2161 on: September 05, 2017, 09:42:35 AM »
If Twitter bans people for cyber bullying, why does Trump still have an account? He's been threatening nuclear war through tweets.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2162 on: September 05, 2017, 10:16:44 AM »
If Twitter bans people for cyber bullying, why does Trump still have an account? He's been threatening nuclear war through tweets.

If he wasn't raging on twitter people probably wouldn't know as much about what's going on as they do. I have no problem with them providing a gun for him to blow his feet off with.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2163 on: September 08, 2017, 09:20:55 AM »
Currently pondering why the fuck I read youtube comments.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2164 on: September 08, 2017, 02:24:10 PM »
any of you ever done colonics? i had an enema when in was 13 when i had appendicitis .. just remember pissing out of my ass for an hour .. sounds refreshing at this point in my life
What kind of mikey taylor logic is this?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2165 on: September 08, 2017, 03:26:31 PM »
growing muttonchops

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2166 on: September 08, 2017, 03:39:08 PM »
any of you ever done colonics? i had an enema when in was 13 when i had appendicitis .. just remember pissing out of my ass for an hour .. sounds refreshing at this point in my life
i've had a few enemas from gfs. it's a little bloaty feeling but the ass piss is great. any expulsion feels great, bust a nut, sneeze or ass pee. get it out!
trendwatch 2018 - expulsion

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2167 on: September 08, 2017, 03:39:39 PM »

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2168 on: September 09, 2017, 07:15:32 AM »
any of you ever done colonics? i had an enema when in was 13 when i had appendicitis .. just remember pissing out of my ass for an hour .. sounds refreshing at this point in my life

No, but I remember when Robin on the Stern Show was all about the coffee enema when she was losing all the weight.   

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2169 on: September 09, 2017, 10:34:41 AM »
growing muttonchops

I think about it a lot. I've always kept my hair short but I'd like to be in Nick Cave territory around 39-40 so I should start now. I'm currently in a David Lynch if nobody cared about his ideas then I'm heading into a Snake Plissken and I think somewhere between the Plissken and the Cave I can start to do something with some mutton chops.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2170 on: September 09, 2017, 11:12:09 AM »
Lenny fucking Dykstra
Always a bridesmaid, never a bride...

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2171 on: September 10, 2017, 11:58:10 AM »
I'm going to my first queer skate event. I'm nervous, should I go out and just rip it or skate like an fairy and do lame gay tricks? My go to's are straight gay.

Damn I wish Forest would show up...

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2172 on: September 10, 2017, 12:36:57 PM »
I'm going to my first queer skate event. I'm nervous, should I go out and just rip it or skate like an fairy and do lame gay tricks? My go to's are straight gay.

Damn I wish Forest would show up...

Tsundere Forrest at a queer skateboard event would be amazing





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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2173 on: September 10, 2017, 02:50:00 PM »
I'm going to my first queer skate event. I'm nervous, should I go out and just rip it or skate like an fairy and do lame gay tricks? My go to's are straight gay.

Damn I wish Forest would show up...
What ? Skating is meant to be gay, remember being called a skater fag? I miss those days.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2174 on: September 10, 2017, 03:50:37 PM »
Gas companies fuck us over at every opportunity and get away with it.

30 cent hike in 7 days because of "Harvey."

its extra fucked because it was normal price when i hopped the border, so it was only in Canada they fucked us

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2175 on: September 10, 2017, 04:07:10 PM »
I'm going to my first queer skate event. I'm nervous, should I go out and just rip it or skate like an fairy and do lame gay tricks? My go to's are straight gay.

Damn I wish Forest would show up...

Show no mercy imo...
you never know about pre-cum 

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2176 on: September 10, 2017, 04:37:42 PM »
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I'm going to my first queer skate event. I'm nervous, should I go out and just rip it or skate like an fairy and do lame gay tricks? My go to's are straight gay.

Damn I wish Forest would show up...
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What ? Skating is meant to be gay, remember being called a skater fag? I miss those days.

That shit really isn't fair anymore with the kids growing up skating now. It's like hazing to get into the frat and kids that start skating now are going to be the coolest fucking kids ever. I make sure whenever I see a kid on a skateboard and I'm in my car driving I yell out "Tony Hawk!!!" ,just to make sure they get into skateboarding for the right reasons

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2177 on: September 10, 2017, 11:24:10 PM »
Kids don't know who Tony Hawk is. I don't even really know who he is, and I grew up in the 90s.

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of regular kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2178 on: September 11, 2017, 05:12:52 AM »
He is Riley's dad
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And people say weed makes you creative
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Good weed does - these broke ass skateboard designers smokin spice

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2179 on: September 11, 2017, 05:17:50 AM »
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Why the fuck would you eat at The Hard Rock Cafe? Worse still, why would you stand in a queue to eat at Hard Rock Cafe?
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you watch, hard rock cafe t-shirts are about to be #trendwatch #af with the ironic NYC skater bois. the more exotic the city printed on the shirt, the cooler you are.
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this one has been creeping in to my local park for a couple months already

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Seriously? What cities have you seen? The reason I wrote that post was because I went past the Hard Rock in Green Park and there was a queue outside on a Saturday afternoon and I couldn't for the life of think why in a city the size of London anyone would want to eat there let alone wait to eat there.

i honestly couldnt tell you man, i try not to pay attention to hipster kids for fear of catching steeze

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2180 on: September 11, 2017, 05:21:54 AM »
why 905 of people (12 year olds really) on skate 3 online quit the match when they start losing/bail a run, i think i had about 20 matches where it started with 6 people and by the end i won by default because everyone else left, also fuck the mega park

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2181 on: September 11, 2017, 11:58:01 AM »
Which posters are Scientologists?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2182 on: September 11, 2017, 02:20:01 PM »
Which aren't?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2183 on: September 11, 2017, 05:04:40 PM »
Am I ever going to get unbanned?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2184 on: September 11, 2017, 06:13:18 PM »
I thought you were supposed to rise from the dead, three days later, like Jesus?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2185 on: September 11, 2017, 11:47:41 PM »
in modern times, has there ever been a person who was not born in a hospital, whose birth was never recorded, and who never registered at any institutions or anything and lived their life anonymously? someone who never went to school or worked or anything and just got by with the support of their family or friends or somehow lived alone?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2186 on: September 12, 2017, 12:13:55 AM »
in modern times, has there ever been a person who was not born in a hospital, whose birth was never recorded, and who never registered at any institutions or anything and lived their life anonymously? someone who never went to school or worked or anything and just got by with the support of their family or friends or somehow lived alone?

I'm sure it happened in places like Waco, or basically any cult really.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2187 on: September 12, 2017, 12:21:22 AM »
I thought you were supposed to rise from the dead, three days later, like Jesus?

Jesus forgives, the slap mods do not


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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2189 on: September 15, 2017, 03:00:25 PM »
It seems that a large number of people on SLAP and Instagram write captions or posts without periods separating their sentences. Is that out of pure laziness? Lack of education? I really don't know the answer, but it bothers the shit out of me. It's crazy how I see it in the working world as well from adults. If someone has some info on this topic, I'd greatly appreciate it.


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