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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2220 on: September 21, 2017, 09:42:08 PM »
what would happen if you cooked and ate a jamiroquai cd?
Are we talking about meth or crack? To answer your question, the plastic shards would create lesions in the anus, during shitting...well-deserved for any fucktard who decides to eat a CD.
i was not vaccinated as a child and i turned out fine.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2221 on: September 22, 2017, 08:59:15 AM »
what would happen if you cooked and ate a jamiroquai cd?
Are we talking about meth or crack? To answer your question, the plastic shards would create lesions in the anus, during shitting...well-deserved for any fucktard who decides to eat a CD.

who eats CDs in 2017?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2222 on: September 22, 2017, 10:05:15 AM »
what would happen if you cooked and ate a jamiroquai cd?
Are we talking about meth or crack? To answer your question, the plastic shards would create lesions in the anus, during shitting...well-deserved for any fucktard who decides to eat a CD.

who eats CDs in 2017?

same kids that wear fanny packs born post 9/11

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2223 on: September 23, 2017, 11:01:43 PM »
what would happen if you cooked and ate a jamiroquai cd?
you would probably shit out a funny looking hat

this is the answer i was looking for. it makes too much sense

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2224 on: September 24, 2017, 08:31:48 AM »
You know when you're watching Cops and they make the suspect get out of the car with their hands up, then with one hand raise their shirt and turn around slowly? Would this get Tommy Guns shot?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2225 on: September 24, 2017, 12:29:54 PM »
what would happen if you cooked and ate a jamiroquai cd?
you would probably shit out a funny looking hat

this is the answer i was looking for. it makes too much sense
classic or i'm drunk or both

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2226 on: September 25, 2017, 08:10:27 PM »
If you call Neckface Neckbeard or Necklace, would he get pissed off? Which of those two names would piss him off more?
You're hollerin' Don Fisher

I'm screamin' Buddy Carr

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2227 on: September 25, 2017, 09:42:44 PM »
If you call Neckface Neckbeard or Necklace, would he get pissed off? Which of those two names would piss him off more?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2228 on: September 26, 2017, 08:55:33 PM »
He would probably be far too wasted to know the difference.

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of retarded kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2229 on: September 26, 2017, 10:10:26 PM »
neckshart, neckfart, neckbass or neckbaste

googled neckfart and didnt like what i found

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2230 on: September 30, 2017, 09:36:56 PM »
anyone remember that thread with the puffy white chick that had those loose lips and i think it was pierced? .. can't really remember what that was all about but remember it was classic slap material .. someone link if possible

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2231 on: October 01, 2017, 01:57:09 AM »
I don?t know what life is about, to me, but it definitely isn?t just about fucking/repopulating. I stopped drinking and talking to people...basically work, eat, learn, work, skate, read, smoke, browse the interwebs and sleep...way happier than ive been in years.

I can relate to some of this. Ever since the semester started, I just mostly go to school/study/work/fuck around on the internet/drink.

I honestly don't really mind it too much though, but it's only been a month so far.

That's cool you stopped drinking (I'm jealous), but I don't know if cutting people out of your life, is a healthy thing to do.


Also, so are we just not allowing guests on this board?
What's up with that? Has this been discussed?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2232 on: October 20, 2017, 09:52:13 AM »
Is it a double standard to masturbate regularly and shame others for self-masturbatory behaviour?
Who among us has not participated in his or her own private Bastien Salabanzi show (to coin a term) ?

Let the self-cheering commence, I say. All this cognitive dissonance is unhealthy.



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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2233 on: October 21, 2017, 08:39:53 PM »
Was that Braydon who unicycle's a handrail in Baker 3?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2234 on: October 23, 2017, 07:21:43 AM »
Was that Braydon who unicycle's a handrail in Baker 3?

it was yung una

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2235 on: October 23, 2017, 12:40:33 PM »
Was that Braydon who unicycle's a handrail in Baker 3?

it was yung una

was it little or big?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2236 on: October 25, 2017, 12:44:39 PM »
deerman of dark woods was in skate 3
When discussions spiral into shit like this it's time to drop 250ug lsd and stare at a lake for a minute.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2237 on: October 25, 2017, 05:26:05 PM »
deerman of dark woods was in skate 3

Why was Carroll's kickflips different from all the other pros on there? Everyone had the same kickflip but Carroll. Mainly the reason I would always pick Mike Carroll

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2238 on: October 26, 2017, 11:54:37 AM »
deerman of dark woods was in skate 3

Why was Carroll's kickflips different from all the other pros on there? Everyone had the same kickflip but Carroll. Mainly the reason I would always pick Mike Carroll
remnants of the motion capture i guess? if you set your skater's style to OG you get Gonz's kickflips from the first game
When discussions spiral into shit like this it's time to drop 250ug lsd and stare at a lake for a minute.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2239 on: October 26, 2017, 04:35:02 PM »
how can i learn spanish in 3 months? i've been fucking w/ an internet app and i think it'll help me read and maybe talk a little but it comes back at you like a fastball.
how did lennie kirk do it, by immersion?
do i need a dumpster slam to find enlightenment?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2240 on: October 26, 2017, 06:41:44 PM »
deerman of dark woods was in skate 3

Why was Carroll's kickflips different from all the other pros on there? Everyone had the same kickflip but Carroll. Mainly the reason I would always pick Mike Carroll
remnants of the motion capture i guess? if you set your skater's style to OG you get Gonz's kickflips from the first game

Just so weird that only Carroll had his own kickflips and everyone else was basically stuck with default. I saw a lot of shit on reddit gaming and them saying how EA kills so many indie game developers. That's why we will never get another skate and why a lot of people are just pissed at EA in general. They did the same with the dead space series 

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2241 on: October 31, 2017, 07:27:09 AM »
it's too bad everyone has to suffer behind kevin spacey's bad behavior but it's not like he sucked the kid's dick or anything. like did they have to fire everyone behind that?
also, since we changed the layout slap seems empty and we lost our fresh prince of danger, tracer.
ya think you hate him but now there's only like 3 threads going.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2242 on: October 31, 2017, 07:55:04 AM »
I doubt for a second that Tracer is actually gone.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2243 on: October 31, 2017, 10:20:36 AM »
I doubt for a second that Tracer is actually gone.

Maybe he's lowkey posting in the music or help section so he can finally reach pal status.

Come back Tracer, all the new posters suck and we need you

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2244 on: October 31, 2017, 11:06:56 AM »
What happened with ninja movies for kids? And is this why alot 90s kids have asian fetishes?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2245 on: November 01, 2017, 07:28:46 AM »
I doubt for a second that Tracer is actually gone.

Maybe he's lowkey posting in the music or help section so he can finally reach pal status.

Come back Tracer, all the new posters suck and we need you

I have feeling he is posting here but with a different name.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2246 on: November 01, 2017, 08:05:12 AM »
I doubt for a second that Tracer is actually gone.

Maybe he's lowkey posting in the music or help section so he can finally reach pal status.

Come back Tracer, all the new posters suck and we need you

I have feeling he is posting here but with a different name.

Any one of us could feasibly be Tracer.


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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2247 on: November 01, 2017, 09:29:16 AM »
"Life is like a box of chocolates; you never know what you're gonna get." Just turn the box around, it says right there.

Terrible movie.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2248 on: November 01, 2017, 09:56:52 AM »
I doubt for a second that Tracer is actually gone.

Maybe he's lowkey posting in the music or help section so he can finally reach pal status.

Come back Tracer, all the new posters suck and we need you

I have feeling he is posting here but with a different name.

Any one of us could feasibly be Tracer.

What if we're all Tracer?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2249 on: November 01, 2017, 10:47:33 AM »
I doubt for a second that Tracer is actually gone.

Maybe he's lowkey posting in the music or help section so he can finally reach pal status.

Come back Tracer, all the new posters suck and we need you

I have feeling he is posting here but with a different name.

Any one of us could feasibly be Tracer.

No one is Tracer. Tracer is merely an idea... a concept. A rollerblader.