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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2280 on: November 17, 2017, 01:31:19 PM »
shit yeah thats it

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2281 on: November 17, 2017, 05:16:37 PM »
Is Janice Dickinson really the singer of that happy metal bend Aeorosmith and I also pondered today if Trump sleeps with a hair net

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2282 on: November 19, 2017, 05:51:40 AM »
on a scale of 1 to yuppie how much of a jackass would i look like mobbing around town on one of these things



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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2283 on: November 19, 2017, 05:58:49 AM »
on a scale of 1 to yuppie how much of a jackass would i look like mobbing around town on one of these things



Depends how you accessorise

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2284 on: November 19, 2017, 06:06:37 AM »
Instead of going an hour out of my way for more mini dv tapes before skating, just black out an old one. Followed up with, when will I go hd?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2285 on: November 19, 2017, 06:56:59 AM »
on a scale of 1 to yuppie how much of a jackass would i look like mobbing around town on one of these things



Depends how you accessorise

I think its electric^?   If it is you've got nothing to worry cause its silent and dosen't really draw attention. Unless it's free, you're way better off spending the funds on a bicycle. (unless you're over 80 yrs)  Bikes are rad and aren't pieces of shit like motor bikes and electric shit can be.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2286 on: November 19, 2017, 11:08:28 AM »
What's the plural of Osiris?
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2287 on: November 19, 2017, 12:22:43 PM »
What's the plural of Osiris?
Hmmm, makes me ponder if you were wearing only a left half cab would you have a Van on your foot?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2288 on: November 22, 2017, 01:01:33 PM »
How do Crips feel about ketchup?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2289 on: November 22, 2017, 01:53:17 PM »
I've been thinking about the future of Crailtap lately. Will they ever make a resurgence and become popular again or is the end inevitable? I feel that a lot of skaters are complaining about Girl/Chocolate dying off but I never see anyone with a Girl board. With a new Mike Carroll part on the way and the addition of Tony Hawk on Lakai, are they moving forward or delaying the end?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2290 on: November 22, 2017, 04:54:23 PM »
on a scale of 1 to yuppie how much of a jackass would i look like mobbing around town on one of these things



Depends how you accessorise

I think its electric^?   If it is you've got nothing to worry cause its silent and dosen't really draw attention. Unless it's free, you're way better off spending the funds on a bicycle. (unless you're over 80 yrs)  Bikes are rad and aren't pieces of shit like motor bikes and electric shit can be.
i mean im gonna have a bike regardless but i want something to be a lazy on and put no effort into, but from more reaserch a bike to motor conversion would probably work out better in terms of performance n shit, might doo doo doo something like this

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2291 on: November 22, 2017, 05:19:28 PM »
Should I write Lenny Kirk a letter?
I think Iam.
Gator too, why not.
I always wanted to write to Manson but didn't.
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« Reply #2292 on: November 22, 2017, 05:37:02 PM »
Should I write Lenny Kirk a letter?
I think Iam.
Gator too, why not.
I always wanted to write to Manson but didn't.
The time is now
Detox from the cell phone and internet for 3 days
Quit fucking smoking
Skate an empty parking lot
Bye

Hello
Paper and pen
Books
Land line
Take a hike
News paper (NYT)
Drink water
Skate an empty parking lot

Don't care but care so, so much
do it!
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2293 on: November 22, 2017, 06:48:31 PM »
The time is now
Also, when did regular high fives and fist bumps switch to dudes fully crossing their fingers together? I first witnessed this while watching a Jaws part a while ago, but since then have seen a lot of guys do it. How do you guys celebrate with your hands? I'm a high fiver myself.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2294 on: November 23, 2017, 07:29:12 PM »
I usually do the one in your sig.

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of retarded kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2295 on: November 24, 2017, 12:34:07 AM »
why is the wife/ mother-in-law relationship always (or at least in most cases) doomed from the get-go?
anyone else got any horror stories?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2296 on: November 24, 2017, 04:14:14 AM »
why is the wife/ mother-in-law relationship always (or at least in most cases) doomed from the get-go?
anyone else got any horror stories?

perhaps most horrifying of all, my wife and my mother became freinds!
sounds good at first but nah.. means seeing my mother wayyy more often than
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2297 on: November 24, 2017, 09:31:17 AM »
Has anyone been offered a shoe, that ended up getting completely scrapped because the design/design process was too shitty?
i was not vaccinated as a child and i turned out fine.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2298 on: November 24, 2017, 02:55:09 PM »
Instead of going an hour out of my way for more mini dv tapes before skating, just black out an old one. Followed up with, when will I go hd?
What's going to happen first, are all the VX's going to break or are we going to run out of tapes? Building on that how hard can it really be to emulate vx colors/crop to 4:3 on an HD camcorder.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2299 on: November 24, 2017, 02:56:05 PM »
I've been thinking about the future of Crailtap lately. Will they ever make a resurgence and become popular again or is the end inevitable? I feel that a lot of skaters are complaining about Girl/Chocolate dying off but I never see anyone with a Girl board. With a new Mike Carroll part on the way and the addition of Tony Hawk on Lakai, are they moving forward or delaying the end?
I'd buy chocolates if they didn't have that booty wood.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2300 on: November 24, 2017, 09:41:52 PM »
yo, that is not how you use pondering

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2301 on: November 25, 2017, 06:31:37 AM »
yo, that is not how you use pondering
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2302 on: November 27, 2017, 07:53:57 AM »
i've got maple trees seeding themselves in my backyard. god bless trees and our symbiotic breath exchange but fuck these assholes for blocking my garden's sunlight. i watched a mycologist on joe rogan say bears scraped bark of trees and left mycelium [mushroom] spores that grew and killed the trees.
the lumber companies genocided the bears behind that but i'm inspired.
i wanna plant mushrooms in my live trees to A/ slowly kill the tree and B/ make more mushrooms while the trees are still blocking sunlight.
is that so crazy it just might work?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2303 on: November 27, 2017, 03:17:50 PM »
^Could you just trim the branches?

On an unrelated note : do cats meditate?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2304 on: November 27, 2017, 03:34:22 PM »
^Could you just trim the branches?

On an unrelated note : do cats meditate?
they're pretty tall but i spose it's possible but that's not as cool as creating mushrooms to do your landscaping, now is it? i'm experimenting w/ my yard. city folk are always surprised to see things grow but everything is fighting to exist. you have to put the kibosh on nature or it'll walk all over you.

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« Reply #2305 on: November 27, 2017, 03:59:34 PM »

they're pretty tall but i spose it's possible but that's not as cool as creating mushrooms to do your landscaping, now is it? i'm experimenting w/ my yard. city folk are always surprised to see things grow but everything is fighting to exist. you have to put the kibosh on nature or it'll walk all over you.

It'd be interesting to know what kind of timeframes you're looking at for mushrooms to kill fully grown trees. Please keep us up to date on this experiment. And yeah, the mushroom plan is most definitely a lot cooler than trimming branches.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2306 on: November 28, 2017, 10:19:45 PM »
  I pondered making skate decks out of veneer.  I thought, "Ill just do the nose and tail kick and leave it flat."  Cause it would be near impossible to home make a concave deck that went straight.  But making a flat mold with a kick would be a breeze. 
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2307 on: November 28, 2017, 10:25:00 PM »
when they would do those scooby doo x harlem globetrotters collabs would they use the actual harlem globetrotters for the voices or just some black guys

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2308 on: November 28, 2017, 11:02:38 PM »
how should i go about skating the bigger bowl without eating shit flying to the flatbottom, should i wear kneepads? should i just man up and try to hit it? should i practice for a few more days? i dont know so far i got a drop it and a rock to fakie, but i havent got a 50-50 on it nor have i rolled in, im mainly concerned with rolling in.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2309 on: November 28, 2017, 11:36:30 PM »
why is the wife/ mother-in-law relationship always (or at least in most cases) doomed from the get-go?
anyone else got any horror stories?

perhaps most horrifying of all, my wife and my mother became freinds!
sounds good at first but nah.. means seeing my mother wayyy more often than
 is required.
guess the grass is always greener huh? I think I'd prefer your setup honestly

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