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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2340 on: December 14, 2017, 08:43:38 AM »
Why is it every time I go on facebook (which is like maybe once a night), as soon as I click the website, I think to myself "Ummmm you know whats a better website? pornhub". Then I jerk off
spongebob anime themed mannequins and masks, though hyper realistic and expensive, cannot provide the dopamine rush you seek anymore because you crave real human connection.

I think the really sad part here for you wallie D is that you think you're winning.

Keep having fun man, I know this is the highlight of your day. Also I'm not going to put you on ignore, I'm just not going to keep filling your fantasy. Have fun chasing me around on here, I'll be reading every part of it

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2341 on: December 14, 2017, 07:17:06 PM »
Should I try mango cheesecake or am I going to be disappointed? Is pumpkin any good?
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« Reply #2342 on: December 14, 2017, 08:02:35 PM »
Why is it every time I go on facebook (which is like maybe once a night), as soon as I click the website, I think to myself "Ummmm you know whats a better website? pornhub". Then I jerk off
spongebob anime themed mannequins and masks, though hyper realistic and expensive, cannot provide the dopamine rush you seek anymore because you crave real human connection.

I think the really sad part here for you wallie D is that you think you're winning.

Keep having fun man, I know this is the highlight of your day. Also I'm not going to put you on ignore, I'm just not going to keep filling your fantasy. Have fun chasing me around on here, I'll be reading every part of it
I think the saddest part of my day is usually filtering out the taint requests in my inbox from your multiple throwaway accounts. We aren’t competing there are no winners here only pain. I do not wish to defeat you, I wish to understand you. Why spongebob? Why buy so many of the same masks on Etsy? Why do you like taints so much it’s the least aesthetic body part? I just want to understand. Who is wallieD and why does he haunt you so much? Didn’t you say I was a newb? When I talk to wallieD he seems to say that he used to be inside of you, but then you lied out in the sun and dried out and he left you in tiny pieces and floated up and away. I dunno maybe there’s room in that sea pineapple for real human connection if you weren’t such a dry sponge. Maybe I can be soapy water and you can soak me up? Think of all the things we could clean together. At least one entire en suite bathroom, wouldn’t that be something? Two dudes, sponge and soap, just cleaning together. Real human connection. I often dream of it.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2343 on: December 14, 2017, 08:18:26 PM »
I enter, in PigPen cosplay.

"Hey fellas, you gonna clean this dirty boy up?"
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2344 on: December 14, 2017, 08:40:55 PM »
I enter, in PigPen cosplay.

"Hey fellas, you gonna clean this dirty boy up?"
Sorry sir, if me and Tobey ever did decide to go clear, we would obviously strictly operate on porcelain and ceramic tile. So unless you are a delta 1100 series or an Adh compliant flow rated american standard then you must seek cleaning services elsewhere. Thank you for your interest.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2345 on: December 15, 2017, 08:19:45 AM »
Should I try mango cheesecake or am I going to be disappointed? Is pumpkin any good?

I like pumpkin cheesecake. I just had a slice of key lime with mango mousse from the Cheesecake Factory a few days ago, it was weird but good. I have never tried a mango cheesecake but I would give it a shot since I usually like mango stuff.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2346 on: December 16, 2017, 03:35:02 PM »
on mannybusters, who's the mannybuster on the left? you know, the rosy cheeked boy that isn't weck?
is that pete?
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2347 on: December 17, 2017, 02:56:37 PM »


Ive always wondered what was the name of this song. I've tried shazam and no luck and even people from the comments don't know. Anyone here know?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2348 on: December 18, 2017, 11:18:10 AM »


Do you think that when the CIA tortures dudes, they use the stay woke bulbs...

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of retarded kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2349 on: December 18, 2017, 02:11:54 PM »
Stay-Lit Platinum sounds more like a SoundCloud rapper's name.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2350 on: December 19, 2017, 08:31:45 AM »
  Back when I was a kid in the 80s I would tic tac all over town literally.  Tic tacking just ended abruptly for some reason.  It must have been fun and I've been thinking about bringing it back but tick tacking ruins your wheels.  I'm getting older and I'm trying to change my skate style to less tricks and more roller-boardin.  My board i have rite now has a flatter kick tail and its alot more 80s that way.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2351 on: December 23, 2017, 07:10:08 PM »
my six-year-old niece was watching this video today and I was like wtf is this? is this normal?


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« Reply #2352 on: December 23, 2017, 11:40:36 PM »
my six-year-old niece was watching this video today and I was like wtf is this? is this normal?


Youtube kids is a cesspool.  It's why my kid can't play with a phone or tablet. 

What is the story with Kenny Anderson and "Skiduls?" Why? I remember back in the 90s there was some girls I knew that got in to raving and took on names like that...

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« Reply #2353 on: December 24, 2017, 12:18:26 AM »
Was offered hot chocolate at my in-laws, mug was extremely hot, thought, hmmm, should I try a sip or wait a while? took a sip. My tounge/taste is destroyed for at least a few days.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2354 on: December 24, 2017, 12:25:17 AM »
my six-year-old niece was watching this video today and I was like wtf is this? is this normal?


Youtube kids is a cesspool.  It's why my kid can't play with a phone or tablet. 

What is the story with Kenny Anderson and "Skiduls?" Why? I remember back in the 90s there was some girls I knew that got in to raving and took on names like that...

That was his breakdancing nickname back in the day.

You're hollerin' Don Fisher

I'm screamin' Buddy Carr

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2355 on: December 24, 2017, 07:19:07 AM »
my six-year-old niece was watching this video today and I was like wtf is this? is this normal?



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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2356 on: December 24, 2017, 10:58:48 AM »
Was offered hot chocolate at my in-laws, mug was extremely hot, thought, hmmm, should I try a sip or wait a while? took a sip. My tounge/taste is destroyed for at least a few days.
It was a passive aggressive gesture because they actually hate you.
i was not vaccinated as a child and i turned out fine.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2357 on: December 24, 2017, 12:21:45 PM »
Was offered hot chocolate at my in-laws, mug was extremely hot, thought, hmmm, should I try a sip or wait a while? took a sip. My tounge/taste is destroyed for at least a few days.
It was a passive aggressive gesture because they actually hate you.
Now this has pondering today.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2358 on: December 24, 2017, 04:36:09 PM »
my six-year-old niece was watching this video today and I was like wtf is this? is this normal?


Youtube kids is a cesspool.  It's why my kid can't play with a phone or tablet. 

What is the story with Kenny Anderson and "Skiduls?" Why? I remember back in the 90s there was some girls I knew that got in to raving and took on names like that...

That was his breakdancing nickname back in the day.
Really? Kind of a week name...

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2359 on: December 24, 2017, 09:02:55 PM »
Was offered hot chocolate at my in-laws, mug was extremely hot, thought, hmmm, should I try a sip or wait a while? took a sip. My tounge/taste is destroyed for at least a few days.

Coffee, tea and cocoa is served entirely too hot 100% of the time, and you're met with either strange looks or outright failure when you request a couple ice cubes to cool the beverage to a potable temp.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2360 on: December 24, 2017, 10:52:18 PM »
what do babies in the uterus dream about?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2361 on: December 25, 2017, 02:05:13 AM »
does anybody ever end up on livejasmin on purpose

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« Reply #2362 on: December 25, 2017, 07:07:20 AM »
what do babies in the uterus dream about?


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« Reply #2363 on: December 31, 2017, 08:58:47 PM »
Are laughter and crying essentially the same thing? They both make us shed tears. The subject matter is the same but the timing isn't (tragedy + time = hilarious). They feel the same with the stomach rumbling, snot, inability to speak, etc.

-Edit: after failing to rewrite this post to my liking I ended up just googling the premise:
https://theunboundedspirit.com/tears-of-joy-and-tears-of-sorrow-the-similarities-and-differences-between-laughter-and-crying/
Thanks for doing the work Internet.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2364 on: January 03, 2018, 04:41:56 PM »
Is this bs tail by Zion a gap out from the blue ledge? It's an ad in the newest Thrasher and it doesn't say anywhere the trick. Is it a bs tail from flat? Gap out seems insane, but bs tail from flat seems random.

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« Reply #2365 on: January 03, 2018, 04:53:50 PM »
Is this bs tail by Zion a gap out from the blue ledge? It's an ad in the newest Thrasher and it doesn't say anywhere the trick. Is it a bs tail from flat? Gap out seems insane, but bs tail from flat seems random.

http://www.realskateboards.com/fall-17/
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his body language says bsts from flat but there's a 3rd possibility that he gap to 50-50 gap to fs blunt but judging from his splay i think it's back tail.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2366 on: January 03, 2018, 05:04:46 PM »
Yeah I wasn't sure what to make of that ad when I saw it.

I feel like it must be a 50 to back tail/front blunt thing.

If it was from flat, I don't think they'd shoot it like that, and I don't think gapping out to it is really doable.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2367 on: January 04, 2018, 08:52:48 AM »
there's people discussing skateboarding on reddit, why? did they just start skating and don't know about slap?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2368 on: January 04, 2018, 09:00:02 AM »
there's people discussing skateboarding on reddit, why? did they just start skating and don't know about slap?
They rather have upvotes than gnars.
i was not vaccinated as a child and i turned out fine.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2369 on: January 05, 2018, 01:00:32 PM »
which one of you is abudabi