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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2370 on: January 17, 2018, 10:42:33 AM »
All of my favorite Zero riders are the ones leave Zero and skate for a different company

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2371 on: January 17, 2018, 11:34:34 AM »
I happen to work nearby that huge pole jam Cromer does in LSD. I still dont get how a polejam like this is possible, it boogles my mind.





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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2372 on: January 17, 2018, 06:55:56 PM »
What sport do you wear a sport jacket to play?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2373 on: January 17, 2018, 07:01:13 PM »
What sport do you wear a sport jacket to play?
horsey polo

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2374 on: January 17, 2018, 07:47:01 PM »
What sport do you wear a sport jacket to play?

any that has a nike flow program

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2375 on: January 19, 2018, 02:04:42 PM »
Is style hereditary?
Birdman and Riley, bad style.
A.O. and papa Steve, good style.
I need more examples to see if this is true.

Thomas Taylor is Grant's dad, right?
Not bad style. But the hands aren't great.


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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2376 on: January 21, 2018, 12:03:43 PM »
am i tripping or did i wake up this morning, check slap and jereme rogers was doing a one man/2 character play? like one jereme was a redneck w/ southern accent and other was gay w/ gay accent? i can't find it but that was real, right? i'm not dreaming of multiple j-casanovas...

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2377 on: January 21, 2018, 04:07:15 PM »
am i tripping or did i wake up this morning, check slap and jereme rogers was doing a one man/2 character play? like one jereme was a redneck w/ southern accent and other was gay w/ gay accent? i can't find it but that was real, right? i'm not dreaming of multiple j-casanovas...

In the crazy Instagram thread

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2378 on: January 21, 2018, 04:31:45 PM »
I wonder if pop rocks in your butt would fizzle. Would it feel good or not? I dunno.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2379 on: January 21, 2018, 04:40:28 PM »
I wonder if pop rocks in your butt would fizzle. Would it feel good or not? I dunno.
A man of science like yourself should be able to find out.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2380 on: January 21, 2018, 06:08:58 PM »
I wonder if pop rocks in your butt would fizzle. Would it feel good or not? I dunno.
A man of science like yourself should be able to find out.
Procedure
1) Buy: (1) funnel, (1) condom, (1 satchel) lube, (1 packet) pop rocks, (255 mL) soda, and (1 pair) scissors.
2) Put condom on funnel end, before cutting reservoir tip.
3) Take off clothes, if you are wearing any.
4) Lubricate the funnel/condom, as well as your anus.
5) Take whatever position you feel most comfortable when shoving objects up your ass. Make sure you can hold this position. Downward dog is recommended.
6) Insert funnel/condom into anus. Be sure not to exceed 7” deep, to reduce risk of internal bleeding.
7) Open packet of Pop Rocks and empty contents into funnel.
8) Record results. [Fizzle or no fizzle.]
9) Open container of soda, and pour through funnel.
10) Record results.

*I do not recommend conducting the experiment, and am not responsible for any injuries stupid people may sustain from trying this. By reading this statement, you forfeit your right to hold me liable in any way.

edit: Step 8 shows up as an emoji. I have no control over that and hate emojis more than West Virginia.
« Last Edit: January 21, 2018, 06:12:47 PM by Pigeon »
i was not vaccinated as a child and i turned out fine.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2381 on: January 21, 2018, 06:13:26 PM »
don't do it bawtawd!
that reminds me of mikey from life cereal.  mikey thought pop rocks in his anus would fizzle like some goof. he said 'i know it's dangerous but i'll try anything' but the next day he got offed by the very same pop rocks.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2382 on: January 23, 2018, 01:16:08 AM »
y'all miss dvs?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2383 on: January 23, 2018, 01:16:44 AM »

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2385 on: January 23, 2018, 07:49:57 AM »
y'all miss dvs?
me neither.
No. They’re still around and added Greg Lutzka. I wonder if he gave Kerry Getz a Toyota in exchange for a spot on the team.
i was not vaccinated as a child and i turned out fine.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2386 on: January 24, 2018, 07:39:47 PM »
Chris Joslin needs to get on Nike so he can afford to buy himself another pair of pants.

Look at his Instagram if you don't know what I'm talking about.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2387 on: January 29, 2018, 02:13:47 AM »
When the coroner determines Bawtawd died of a distended colon hemorrhaging due to misadventures with pop rocks and soda will it even rank top 5 on his weird deaths list?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2388 on: January 29, 2018, 02:19:35 AM »
When the coroner determines Bawtawd died of a distended colon hemorrhaging due to misadventures with pop rocks and soda will it even rank top 5 on his weird deaths list?

Making the cut on that list is pretty brutal. Maybe if they found out it was because of us telling the moron to do so, but even then it's a strech.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2389 on: January 29, 2018, 07:43:39 AM »
When the coroner determines Bawtawd died of a distended colon hemorrhaging due to misadventures with pop rocks and soda will it even rank top 5 on his weird deaths list?

Making the cut on that list is pretty brutal. Maybe if they found out it was because of us telling the moron to do so, but even then it's a strech.
I mean, it's a weird way to die but these guys see everything. Would it even be a first?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2390 on: January 29, 2018, 07:48:27 AM »
if anything, it’ll be the pop rocks that takes him out

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2391 on: January 29, 2018, 09:41:04 AM »
if anything, it’ll be the pop rocks that takes him out
RIP Bawtawd

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2392 on: January 29, 2018, 09:54:25 AM »
RIP to my niggas

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2393 on: January 30, 2018, 12:06:55 AM »
Why on KOTR did dan lu get so dramatic and cry and say he ruined his friendships with the whole deathwish team just because jamie foy was shook at the spot? We’re they actually mad at him for that?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2394 on: January 31, 2018, 10:45:14 PM »
Why does everyone hate me

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2395 on: February 01, 2018, 12:11:23 AM »
Why does everyone hate me
Not everyone hates you but that's because not everyone knows you.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2396 on: February 01, 2018, 12:20:07 AM »
Who would win in a fist-fight: Jesus or God (and why)?
i was not vaccinated as a child and i turned out fine.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2397 on: February 01, 2018, 04:01:08 PM »
what the ratio of good skating x filming / terrible music happy medium 4 is gonna be

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2398 on: February 02, 2018, 12:03:29 PM »
what the ratio of good skating x filming / terrible music happy medium 4 is gonna be
Eleven

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2399 on: February 02, 2018, 12:24:37 PM »
what the ratio of good skating x filming / terrible music happy medium 4 is gonna be
Eleventy