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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2340 on: December 24, 2017, 10:58:48 AM »
Was offered hot chocolate at my in-laws, mug was extremely hot, thought, hmmm, should I try a sip or wait a while? took a sip. My tounge/taste is destroyed for at least a few days.
It was a passive aggressive gesture because they actually hate you.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2341 on: December 24, 2017, 12:21:45 PM »
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Was offered hot chocolate at my in-laws, mug was extremely hot, thought, hmmm, should I try a sip or wait a while? took a sip. My tounge/taste is destroyed for at least a few days.
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It was a passive aggressive gesture because they actually hate you.
Now this has pondering today.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2342 on: December 24, 2017, 04:36:09 PM »
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my six-year-old niece was watching this video today and I was like wtf is this? is this normal?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_Pq4NfKgCZQ
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Youtube kids is a cesspool.  It's why my kid can't play with a phone or tablet. 

What is the story with Kenny Anderson and "Skiduls?" Why? I remember back in the 90s there was some girls I knew that got in to raving and took on names like that...
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That was his breakdancing nickname back in the day.
Really? Kind of a week name...

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2343 on: December 24, 2017, 09:02:55 PM »
Was offered hot chocolate at my in-laws, mug was extremely hot, thought, hmmm, should I try a sip or wait a while? took a sip. My tounge/taste is destroyed for at least a few days.

Coffee, tea and cocoa is served entirely too hot 100% of the time, and you're met with either strange looks or outright failure when you request a couple ice cubes to cool the beverage to a potable temp.
I rarely venture into classic slap and the one time I do it I find a guy getting his dick eaten by a dolphin.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2344 on: December 24, 2017, 10:52:18 PM »
what do babies in the uterus dream about?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2345 on: December 25, 2017, 02:05:13 AM »
does anybody ever end up on livejasmin on purpose

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« Reply #2346 on: December 25, 2017, 07:07:20 AM »
what do babies in the uterus dream about?


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« Reply #2347 on: December 31, 2017, 08:58:47 PM »
Are laughter and crying essentially the same thing? They both make us shed tears. The subject matter is the same but the timing isn't (tragedy + time = hilarious). They feel the same with the stomach rumbling, snot, inability to speak, etc.

-Edit: after failing to rewrite this post to my liking I ended up just googling the premise:
https://theunboundedspirit.com/tears-of-joy-and-tears-of-sorrow-the-similarities-and-differences-between-laughter-and-crying/
Thanks for doing the work Internet.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2348 on: January 03, 2018, 04:41:56 PM »
Is this bs tail by Zion a gap out from the blue ledge? It's an ad in the newest Thrasher and it doesn't say anywhere the trick. Is it a bs tail from flat? Gap out seems insane, but bs tail from flat seems random.

http://www.realskateboards.com/fall-17/


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« Reply #2349 on: January 03, 2018, 04:53:50 PM »
Is this bs tail by Zion a gap out from the blue ledge? It's an ad in the newest Thrasher and it doesn't say anywhere the trick. Is it a bs tail from flat? Gap out seems insane, but bs tail from flat seems random.

http://www.realskateboards.com/fall-17/
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his body language says bsts from flat but there's a 3rd possibility that he gap to 50-50 gap to fs blunt but judging from his splay i think it's back tail.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2350 on: January 03, 2018, 05:04:46 PM »
Yeah I wasn't sure what to make of that ad when I saw it.

I feel like it must be a 50 to back tail/front blunt thing.

If it was from flat, I don't think they'd shoot it like that, and I don't think gapping out to it is really doable.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2351 on: January 04, 2018, 08:52:48 AM »
there's people discussing skateboarding on reddit, why? did they just start skating and don't know about slap?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2352 on: January 04, 2018, 09:00:02 AM »
there's people discussing skateboarding on reddit, why? did they just start skating and don't know about slap?
They rather have upvotes than gnars.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2353 on: January 05, 2018, 01:00:32 PM »
which one of you is abudabi
What kind of mikey taylor logic is this?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2354 on: January 17, 2018, 10:42:33 AM »
All of my favorite Zero riders are the ones leave Zero and skate for a different company
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2355 on: January 17, 2018, 11:34:34 AM »
I happen to work nearby that huge pole jam Cromer does in LSD. I still dont get how a polejam like this is possible, it boogles my mind.





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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2356 on: January 17, 2018, 06:55:56 PM »
What sport do you wear a sport jacket to play?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2357 on: January 17, 2018, 07:01:13 PM »
What sport do you wear a sport jacket to play?
horsey polo

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2358 on: January 17, 2018, 07:47:01 PM »
What sport do you wear a sport jacket to play?

any that has a nike flow program
What kind of mikey taylor logic is this?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2359 on: January 19, 2018, 02:04:42 PM »
Is style hereditary?
Birdman and Riley, bad style.
A.O. and papa Steve, good style.
I need more examples to see if this is true.

Thomas Taylor is Grant's dad, right?
Not bad style. But the hands aren't great.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2360 on: January 21, 2018, 12:03:43 PM »
am i tripping or did i wake up this morning, check slap and jereme rogers was doing a one man/2 character play? like one jereme was a redneck w/ southern accent and other was gay w/ gay accent? i can't find it but that was real, right? i'm not dreaming of multiple j-casanovas...

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2361 on: January 21, 2018, 04:07:15 PM »
am i tripping or did i wake up this morning, check slap and jereme rogers was doing a one man/2 character play? like one jereme was a redneck w/ southern accent and other was gay w/ gay accent? i can't find it but that was real, right? i'm not dreaming of multiple j-casanovas...

In the crazy Instagram thread

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2362 on: January 21, 2018, 04:31:45 PM »
I wonder if pop rocks in your butt would fizzle. Would it feel good or not? I dunno.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2363 on: January 21, 2018, 04:40:28 PM »
I wonder if pop rocks in your butt would fizzle. Would it feel good or not? I dunno.
A man of science like yourself should be able to find out.

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« Reply #2364 on: January 21, 2018, 06:08:58 PM »
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I wonder if pop rocks in your butt would fizzle. Would it feel good or not? I dunno.
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A man of science like yourself should be able to find out.
Procedure
1) Buy: (1) funnel, (1) condom, (1 satchel) lube, (1 packet) pop rocks, (255 mL) soda, and (1 pair) scissors.
2) Put condom on funnel end, before cutting reservoir tip.
3) Take off clothes, if you are wearing any.
4) Lubricate the funnel/condom, as well as your anus.
5) Take whatever position you feel most comfortable when shoving objects up your ass. Make sure you can hold this position. Downward dog is recommended.
6) Insert funnel/condom into anus. Be sure not to exceed 7” deep, to reduce risk of internal bleeding.
7) Open packet of Pop Rocks and empty contents into funnel.
8) Record results. [Fizzle or no fizzle.]
9) Open container of soda, and pour through funnel.
10) Record results.

*I do not recommend conducting the experiment, and am not responsible for any injuries stupid people may sustain from trying this. By reading this statement, you forfeit your right to hold me liable in any way.

edit: Step 8 shows up as an emoji. I have no control over that and hate emojis more than West Virginia.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2365 on: January 21, 2018, 06:13:26 PM »
don't do it bawtawd!
that reminds me of mikey from life cereal.  mikey thought pop rocks in his anus would fizzle like some goof. he said 'i know it's dangerous but i'll try anything' but the next day he got offed by the very same pop rocks.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2366 on: January 23, 2018, 01:16:08 AM »
y'all miss dvs?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2367 on: January 23, 2018, 01:16:44 AM »

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2369 on: January 23, 2018, 07:49:57 AM »
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y'all miss dvs?
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me neither.
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No. They’re still around and added Greg Lutzka. I wonder if he gave Kerry Getz a Toyota in exchange for a spot on the team.