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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2400 on: February 02, 2018, 12:34:43 PM »
what the ratio of good skating x filming / terrible music happy medium 4 is gonna be
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2401 on: February 02, 2018, 02:20:43 PM »
What is the meaning of these avatar psy-ops. Wild I suicide?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2402 on: February 02, 2018, 02:33:52 PM »
How long until society starts to build underwater cities ?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2403 on: February 02, 2018, 03:33:47 PM »
what the ratio of good skating x filming / terrible music happy medium 4 is gonna be
Eleventy
I was going to post that but didn't. It's as though you know me.

id be ok if all songs were in d minor

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2404 on: February 02, 2018, 04:23:21 PM »

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2405 on: February 02, 2018, 10:14:20 PM »

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2406 on: February 03, 2018, 08:27:16 AM »
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2407 on: February 03, 2018, 01:18:06 PM »
Why am i so much better than you peasants

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2408 on: February 03, 2018, 03:56:05 PM »
Why am i so much better than you peasants

Because you snowboard

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2409 on: February 03, 2018, 11:34:52 PM »
Why am i so much better than you peasants
You’re not—you’re just fucked in the head.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2410 on: February 04, 2018, 02:14:47 PM »
who is the dude with the red hat in the background of Busta Rhymes' freestyles in Zoo York 'Mixtape' who looks increasingly happy as the video progresses ?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2411 on: February 04, 2018, 02:16:34 PM »
who is the dude with the red hat in the background of Busta Rhymes' freestyles in Zoo York 'Mixtape' who looks increasingly happy as the video progresses ?
i believe his name is curious jorge

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2412 on: February 04, 2018, 02:28:53 PM »
dope, thanks for the quick reply. I watch that video so much I get lost in the details easily, and the last couple of times I did I just couldn't unsee that guy anymore as he is in every shot, looking way into the moment, and I had no idea who it could have been because I'm a particularly clueless Euro.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kurious

funny thing is a lot of the projects he's associated with are classics but I had no idea about the connection. rad. thanks again
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2413 on: February 04, 2018, 08:49:45 PM »
What the fuck happened to that lk130 dude (had Arthur for an avatar). He used to post inane oddities daily, and fuck worlds with his stationary flatground tricks. Last time he posted he was hanging with Daan.

Wonder what he's doing right now.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2414 on: February 04, 2018, 11:36:56 PM »
What the fuck happened to that lk130 dude (had Arthur for an avatar). He used to post inane oddities daily, and fuck worlds with his stationary flatground tricks. Last time he posted he was hanging with Daan.

Wonder what he's doing right now.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2415 on: February 06, 2018, 07:15:20 PM »
if the baker/emerica og team were the same age as kader, would kader even be that good in comparison?
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2416 on: February 06, 2018, 09:13:28 PM »
Any skaters use themselves preforming a trick for an actual board graphic? Only one I can think of is Chief's smith grind. Why is that? Is it gauche, tacky, uninspired. Wonder if he got shit for it.

Not knocking Chief, I think that board is pretty iconic. I'm just wondering why its not done more often.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2417 on: February 06, 2018, 09:44:38 PM »
Any skaters use themselves preforming a trick for an actual board graphic? Only one I can think of is Chief's smith grind. Why is that? Is it gauche, tacky, uninspired. Wonder if he got shit for it.

Not knocking Chief, I think that board is pretty iconic. I'm just wondering why its not done more often.

That's a great question, didn't even think of that before. Actually reminds me of what Jon Allie said once, where he didn't want to ride anything with his name on it. It's widely considered tacky for a pro to ride his or her own pro model, so creating a board with you skating on it is probably a huge breach of tact. Yeah, maybe that's contributed to criticisms toward him.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2418 on: February 06, 2018, 10:50:45 PM »
Any skaters use themselves preforming a trick for an actual board graphic? Only one I can think of is Chief's smith grind. Why is that? Is it gauche, tacky, uninspired. Wonder if he got shit for it.

Not knocking Chief, I think that board is pretty iconic. I'm just wondering why its not done more often.

That's a great question, didn't even think of that before. Actually reminds me of what Jon Allie said once, where he didn't want to ride anything with his name on it. It's widely considered tacky for a pro to ride his or her own pro model, so creating a board with you skating on it is probably a huge breach of tact. Yeah, maybe that's contributed to criticisms toward him.

Am I remembering correctly or was there a Blabac photo of Kalis at LOVE used for a graphic at some point? Could be wrong but I feel like I'd seen it before. If so, that in itself wouldn't be tacky either considering anything shot of Kalis at LOVE was gold.

Tacky is getting a silhouette of yourself kickflip backlipping a handrail dead center on your forearm. 

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2419 on: February 07, 2018, 06:06:40 AM »
Any skaters use themselves preforming a trick for an actual board graphic? Only one I can think of is Chief's smith grind. Why is that? Is it gauche, tacky, uninspired. Wonder if he got shit for it.

Not knocking Chief, I think that board is pretty iconic. I'm just wondering why its not done more often.

That's a great question, didn't even think of that before. Actually reminds me of what Jon Allie said once, where he didn't want to ride anything with his name on it. It's widely considered tacky for a pro to ride his or her own pro model, so creating a board with you skating on it is probably a huge breach of tact. Yeah, maybe that's contributed to criticisms toward him.

Am I remembering correctly or was there a Blabac photo of Kalis at LOVE used for a graphic at some point? Could be wrong but I feel like I'd seen it before. If so, that in itself wouldn't be tacky either considering anything shot of Kalis at LOVE was gold.

Tacky is getting a silhouette of yourself kickflip backlipping a handrail dead center on your forearm. 

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2420 on: February 07, 2018, 06:57:51 AM »
Any skaters use themselves preforming a trick for an actual board graphic? Only one I can think of is Chief's smith grind. Why is that? Is it gauche, tacky, uninspired. Wonder if he got shit for it.

Not knocking Chief, I think that board is pretty iconic. I'm just wondering why its not done more often.

That's a great question, didn't even think of that before. Actually reminds me of what Jon Allie said once, where he didn't want to ride anything with his name on it. It's widely considered tacky for a pro to ride his or her own pro model, so creating a board with you skating on it is probably a huge breach of tact. Yeah, maybe that's contributed to criticisms toward him.

Am I remembering correctly or was there a Blabac photo of Kalis at LOVE used for a graphic at some point? Could be wrong but I feel like I'd seen it before. If so, that in itself wouldn't be tacky either considering anything shot of Kalis at LOVE was gold.

Tacky is getting a silhouette of yourself kickflip backlipping a handrail dead center on your forearm.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2421 on: February 07, 2018, 07:10:16 AM »
speaking of the chief, how many videos did he give himself the last part in? 4, right?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2422 on: February 07, 2018, 10:41:20 AM »
have a gay man and a lesbian ever had sex with each other?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2423 on: February 07, 2018, 02:49:44 PM »
have a gay man and a lesbian ever had sex with each other?

Speaking in numbers. There is what? 7 billion people in the world? Studies are shown that 1 out of 4 people are gay. 25 percent of 7 billion is 1.75 billion. I'm sure if you had alcohol in the mix, two people of the opposite sex of that 1.75 billion fucked.


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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2424 on: February 07, 2018, 03:06:30 PM »
My hollywood conspiracy theory website says that Will/Jada Pinkett Smith are both closeted and their marriage has always been a sham. So yes (unless you believe that other hollywood conspiracy theory website that claims that Jaden and Willow Smith were conceived using surrogates in vitro and then Jada had the surrogates killed)

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« Reply #2425 on: February 07, 2018, 03:09:07 PM »
My hollywood conspiracy theory website says that Will/Jada Pinkett Smith are both closeted and their marriage has always been a sham. So yes (unless you believe that other hollywood conspiracy theory website that claims that Jaden and Willow Smith were conceived using surrogates in vitro and then Jada had the surrogates killed)
what website? last time i looked for it i googled 'disney robbery friend porn dressed as a kid, tween for hollywood bigwigs' and i'm scared of repercussions. also, it brought me back to slap.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2426 on: February 07, 2018, 03:27:22 PM »
The Smith kids were hatched, not born.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2427 on: February 07, 2018, 04:43:11 PM »
Who out of the bones brigade will be the first to not be able to skate anymore?
It honestly blows my mind that all of them (well bar maybe McGill) are still skating to this day, I've skated for basically 30+ years and there hasn't been a time when Cab, Lance, Hawk, Tommy (and Rodney) haven't skated/ haven't had a pro board out. Literally Skate or Die! Will there be another generation of skaters that have that longevity?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2428 on: February 07, 2018, 07:03:18 PM »

if this guy is blind, how does he navigate instagram? am i wrong for being skeptical on his level of blindness?
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« Reply #2429 on: February 07, 2018, 07:11:25 PM »
i read this book called 'slackjaw'. the author had macular degeneration and was slowly going blind. it was a funny memoir, dude was into some silly shit like starting the 'nihilist worker party' and getting investigated by the feds and next chapter he's attempting suicide. like between all the suicide attempts was a lighthearted romp.
so anyways, slackjaw was loosing his sight, loosing his mind like papa roach.
everything didn't just go black, it dims slowly. legally blind doesn't mean much other than you can't drive. [pimp squad for life]
kid is prolly really blind but can see shapes or differentiate dark from light.