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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2490 on: March 15, 2018, 02:11:24 PM »
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why is there always at least one hobo at every skate spot in the entire world
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The conundrum of why vagrants are so regularly found at areas inhabited by skateboarders in my perspective comes down to that skateboarders although many lead normal lives with stability are constantly rubbing elbows with those who society looks down on while participating in street skateboarding, maybe there's a sense of familiarity to the homeless.
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Skateboarders and the homeless spend a lot of time hanging out on the streets. What other group is known for wandering city streets at all hours of the day? We have a common habitat.
Mormans wander the streets too.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2491 on: March 15, 2018, 03:08:49 PM »
What kind of secrets did Stephen Hawking take to the grave...

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2492 on: March 16, 2018, 11:58:46 AM »
how do you tell your neighbors to shut the fuck up without becoming the target house for shenanigans


fucking dorks in their motorcycles at midnight and I work early morning shifts

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2493 on: March 16, 2018, 12:06:52 PM »
how do you tell your neighbors to shut the fuck up without becoming the target house for shenanigans


fucking dorks in their motorcycles at midnight and I work early morning shifts

A lil water in the tank goes along way

Seriously though, that's a tricky one. I had the same issue for a few years and it almost drove me nuts when I'd work nights and neighbors are out mowing lawns at 7am.

What can you really do but explain the situation and just ask them to quiet down?
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2494 on: March 16, 2018, 12:16:38 PM »
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how do you tell your neighbors to shut the fuck up without becoming the target house for shenanigans


fucking dorks in their motorcycles at midnight and I work early morning shifts
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A lil water in the tank goes along way

Seriously though, that's a tricky one. I had the same issue for a few years and it almost drove me nuts when I'd work nights and neighbors are out mowing lawns at 7am.

What can you really do but explain the situation and just ask them to quiet down?

They have one too many confederate flags hanging for my complexion.


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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2495 on: March 16, 2018, 12:28:38 PM »
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how do you tell your neighbors to shut the fuck up without becoming the target house for shenanigans


fucking dorks in their motorcycles at midnight and I work early morning shifts
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A lil water in the tank goes along way

Seriously though, that's a tricky one. I had the same issue for a few years and it almost drove me nuts when I'd work nights and neighbors are out mowing lawns at 7am.

What can you really do but explain the situation and just ask them to quiet down?
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They have one too many confederate flags hanging for my complexion.


I was goin to say what Beta said but if that's the case, move.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2496 on: March 16, 2018, 12:34:18 PM »
Speaking of Confederate flags why has nobody made it into a toliet paper design pattern? Its the only place that rag is suitable for and idiot rednecks are so dumb they would still buy and use it. It's a win win

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2497 on: March 16, 2018, 12:50:05 PM »
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how do you tell your neighbors to shut the fuck up without becoming the target house for shenanigans


fucking dorks in their motorcycles at midnight and I work early morning shifts
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A lil water in the tank goes along way

Seriously though, that's a tricky one. I had the same issue for a few years and it almost drove me nuts when I'd work nights and neighbors are out mowing lawns at 7am.

What can you really do but explain the situation and just ask them to quiet down?
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They have one too many confederate flags hanging for my complexion.


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I was goin to say what Beta said but if that's the case, move.

I'd back that plan. Sounds like some fucktards you don't wanna ruffle up.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2498 on: March 19, 2018, 03:14:10 PM »
wonder if jason lee and gonz are still friends and who has more money
What kind of mikey taylor logic is this?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2499 on: March 19, 2018, 08:41:43 PM »
Just bring  a gun and shoot them  don't u guys live in Arizona?

I gout bout 10them bitches hanging in my room. I'm inthre alt right.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2500 on: March 19, 2018, 10:00:38 PM »
wonder if jason lee and gonz are still friends and who has more money
I'd like to think so and probably Lee cuz of that syndication cheddar

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2501 on: March 20, 2018, 01:02:16 AM »
Nora V first female soty?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2502 on: March 20, 2018, 08:47:53 AM »
Walked my dog and smoked half a big joint what the fuck so I do now?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2503 on: March 20, 2018, 08:53:40 AM »
Walked my dog and smoked half a big joint what the fuck so I do now?

you play with the dogs ears you big dummy

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2504 on: March 21, 2018, 10:52:01 PM »
Whats the best way to induce a wet dream?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2505 on: March 22, 2018, 02:35:42 AM »
Whats the best way to induce a wet dream?
Stop batin

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2506 on: March 22, 2018, 08:07:13 AM »
Had one I nutted the bed but didn't remember, another I nutted in the chick but not in real life.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2507 on: March 22, 2018, 08:14:56 AM »

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2508 on: March 22, 2018, 08:28:47 AM »
Also ponder how I did a gram a diclazepam in 3 weeks, I only got 10mg left and I never raven blacked out

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2509 on: March 22, 2018, 02:42:00 PM »
Also ponder how I did a gram a diclazepam in 3 weeks, I only got 10mg left and I never raven blacked out
I'd check under my bed for any blood covered evidence just in case

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2510 on: March 22, 2018, 02:57:14 PM »
Am I having a midlife crisis?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2511 on: March 22, 2018, 03:40:17 PM »
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I nutted the bed
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that quote with your right said fred GIf made me lol

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2512 on: March 22, 2018, 05:36:03 PM »
is the person you probably would have been had you not found skateboarding the real you?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2513 on: March 22, 2018, 10:38:00 PM »
is the person you probably would have been had you not found skateboarding the real you?
no no it wouldnt

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2514 on: March 23, 2018, 01:33:23 AM »
Are most of the people really stupid? Or is my view of the world, humans, life, etc. just abnormal? I feel like most of the time people say stupid shit and I can't relate to them. I know my views aren't the best or that I'm always right but still this makes me baffled..

Also does saying this out loud make me stupid??

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« Reply #2515 on: March 23, 2018, 07:40:23 AM »
Are most of the people really stupid? Or is my view of the world, humans, life, etc. just abnormal? I feel like most of the time people say stupid shit and I can't relate to them. I know my views aren't the best or that I'm always right but still this makes me baffled..

Also does saying this out loud make me stupid??
I'm smart enough to know I'm a fucking idiot.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2516 on: March 23, 2018, 10:01:17 AM »
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Are most of the people really stupid? Or is my view of the world, humans, life, etc. just abnormal? I feel like most of the time people say stupid shit and I can't relate to them. I know my views aren't the best or that I'm always right but still this makes me baffled..

Also does saying this out loud make me stupid??
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I'm smart enough to know I'm a fucking idiot.

Im both of you

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« Reply #2517 on: March 26, 2018, 10:17:04 PM »
Watched 'STOKED' today after Gator being mentioned in Meza's Nine Club. Forgot I dated Brandi's youngest sister for a few years. I wonder what she's up to now. I was probably such a piece of shit to her but at least I didn't murder her best friend.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2518 on: March 26, 2018, 10:34:01 PM »
Are most of the people really stupid? Or is my view of the world, humans, life, etc. just abnormal? I feel like most of the time people say stupid shit and I can't relate to them. I know my views aren't the best or that I'm always right but still this makes me baffled..

Also does saying this out loud make me stupid??
  The only abnormality is the inability to love.  You're view of the world is just unique, not abnormal. I don't know if this helps but a saying I heard was, "never compare you're insides to other peoples outsides"
"I just care about the river, I dont care about your back"

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2519 on: March 27, 2018, 02:59:04 AM »
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Are most of the people really stupid? Or is my view of the world, humans, life, etc. just abnormal? I feel like most of the time people say stupid shit and I can't relate to them. I know my views aren't the best or that I'm always right but still this makes me baffled..

Also does saying this out loud make me stupid??
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  The only abnormality is the inability to love.  You're view of the world is just unique, not abnormal. I don't know if this helps but a saying I heard was, "never compare you're insides to other peoples outsides"

"In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey"
Throwing the word "unique" around makes my blood boil.. No body is unique in this world where it's just a marketing scheme to sell us images and personal branding.. I wouldn't say "never compare your insides to other peoples outsides" But knowing something about what/why they do something might help you understand the world better.. And what is love anyways? affection? beauty? understanding? Can't something abnormal be lovable  too?