Author Topic: Things You Pondered Today  (Read 575104 times)

0 Members and 2 Guests are viewing this topic.

SOTY

  • Guest
Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2550 on: April 05, 2018, 06:07:49 PM »
Why is astrology bullshit? I feel it is but don't know why.
Feels counterintuitive to think the moon affects the oceans but not us. I have an ex who was an astrology witch and she was spooky with that stuff.

bawtawd9

  • Guest
Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2551 on: April 05, 2018, 06:12:56 PM »
Expand Quote
Why is astrology bullshit? I feel it is but don't know why.
[close]
Feels counterintuitive to think the moon affects the oceans but not us. I have an ex who was an astrology witch and she was spooky with that stuff.
Ya I always thought those girls were weird and stayed away but now I wanna talk to one.

straight

  • Trade Count: (+1)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 4045
  • Rep: 979
  • Bronze Topic Start Bronze Topic Start : Start a topic with over 1,000 replies.
Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2552 on: April 05, 2018, 06:31:15 PM »
you think tobeys over on reddit skateboarding telling everyone he’s alpha and they’re his beta bitch
What kind of mikey taylor logic is this?

givecigstosurfgroms

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 7013
  • Rep: -958
  • User posts join approval queueModerated
Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2553 on: April 06, 2018, 06:47:16 PM »
  The sex assault allegation I am suspicious of is the one Seal is currently facing.  So Seal posted a meme a little while ago (weeks before the allegation) which was a complete 'fuck you' to Oprah.   -Not, uh smart, uh.   -Too bad, dudes a champ in my books.
"I just care about the river, I dont care about your back"

bawtawd5

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 700
  • Rep: 134
Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2554 on: April 06, 2018, 08:47:52 PM »
you think tobeys over on reddit skateboarding telling everyone he’s alpha and they’re his beta bitch
U think Toney running his gym like he ran the prefab shit hole he used to skate at

SOTY

  • Guest
Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2555 on: April 08, 2018, 10:14:00 AM »
free running is fucking sick


givecigstosurfgroms

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 7013
  • Rep: -958
  • User posts join approval queueModerated
Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2556 on: April 08, 2018, 10:25:29 AM »
free running is fucking sick



  I guess it started in Paris at the same time they were having a sexual revolution in the 1920s with artists types having sex parties and smoking hash.   I think a lot happened in paris thru that period that has influenced us greatly.
"I just care about the river, I dont care about your back"

jomeara1

  • Guest
Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2557 on: April 08, 2018, 01:33:56 PM »
Who decided that the middle finger was offensive? And why the middle finger and not some other finger like the pointer finger? Why does it specifically mean fuck you? 

Why do we have to wear clothes? Why is being naked in public considered inappropriate? We were once cavemen that walked around like this. Did someone along the way feel insecure about his tiny penis that he made everyone cover themselves?

givecigstosurfgroms

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 7013
  • Rep: -958
  • User posts join approval queueModerated
Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2558 on: April 08, 2018, 01:51:47 PM »
Who decided that the middle finger was offensive? And why the middle finger and not some other finger like the pointer finger? Why does it specifically mean fuck you? 

Why do we have to wear clothes? Why is being naked in public considered inappropriate? We were once cavemen that walked around like this. Did someone along the way feel insecure about his tiny penis that he made everyone cover themselves?
  Length of middle finger is the longest on your hand when you check.  which is the further up somebodies 'arsehole' to get .   That's my reason for giving the bird that way.  "Up yours and rotate" as I remember people would say. 
 In theory we wear clothes cause we ate the fruit of knowledge (which was not recommended)  and so we now know what shame is.
"I just care about the river, I dont care about your back"

shark tits

  • Guest
Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2559 on: April 10, 2018, 10:51:13 AM »
does dustin dollin find a half beer and see it as totally full or completely empty?

slappies

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 2755
  • Rep: 1204
  • SLAP OG SLAP OG : Been around since SLAP was a mag.
Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2560 on: April 10, 2018, 11:02:55 AM »
does dustin dollin find a half beer and see it as totally full or completely empty?

Chapter 1 of "SocRADtes: Philosophy and Skateboarding"
CRACK RAIDER RAZOR

givecigstosurfgroms

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 7013
  • Rep: -958
  • User posts join approval queueModerated
Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2561 on: April 11, 2018, 05:41:32 PM »
  The fuck was up with Zuckerburgs haircut, anybody else puzzled by that shit?  I google it and other people were like 'wtf'? and found it "disturbing".
"I just care about the river, I dont care about your back"

childhood

  • Trade Count: (+4)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 4066
  • Rep: 663
Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2562 on: April 12, 2018, 05:38:17 AM »
Expand Quote
free running is fucking sick
[close]

  I guess it started in Paris at the same time they were having a sexual revolution in the 1920s with artists types having sex parties and smoking hash.   I think a lot happened in paris thru that period that has influenced us greatly.

I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about, but John Ciampa was ahead of his time.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5nIskDdYM8

dirtyweemidden

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 1578
  • Rep: 59
Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2563 on: April 14, 2018, 06:57:10 AM »
my kids 3 and has only just taken an interest in playing with my board.. have i missed the window of oppertunity to get him in on that Nyjah/Sheckler scheme?

shit_for_brains

  • Guest
Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2564 on: April 14, 2018, 09:08:33 PM »
my kids 3 and has only just taken an interest in playing with my board.. have i missed the window of oppertunity to get him in on that Nyjah/Sheckler scheme?

No just start using love as a reward ASAP

Gray Imp Sausage Metal

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 14894
  • Rep: 75
  • We're just 2 lo(b)s(t)ers sitting behind a screen
Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2565 on: April 19, 2018, 05:38:04 PM »
Leticia is getting hooked up by a makeup company called "smash box cosmetics"?
C'mon...

Impish sausage is definitely gonna blow up as a euphemism this year

straight

  • Trade Count: (+1)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 4045
  • Rep: 979
  • Bronze Topic Start Bronze Topic Start : Start a topic with over 1,000 replies.
Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2566 on: April 19, 2018, 06:25:31 PM »
almost as good as on plan b
What kind of mikey taylor logic is this?

bawtawd9

  • Guest
Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2567 on: April 27, 2018, 10:56:38 AM »
I wonder what its what its like to be a plant, seems boring but they might like it you never know. Also wonder if there's been an attempt to create a plant/animal hybrid.

SOTY

  • Guest
Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2568 on: April 27, 2018, 11:16:13 AM »
I wonder what its what its like to be a plant, seems boring but they might like it you never know. Also wonder if there's been an attempt to create a plant/animal hybrid.
Sometimes I think I'd rather be a tree. Knowing karma I'd get cut down and turned into a Revive board.

Betaphenylethylalamine

  • Trade Count: (-2)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 3297
  • Rep: -138
Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2569 on: April 27, 2018, 11:58:14 AM »
Expand Quote
I wonder what its what its like to be a plant, seems boring but they might like it you never know. Also wonder if there's been an attempt to create a plant/animal hybrid.
[close]
Sometimes I think I'd rather be a tree. Knowing karma I'd get cut down and turned into a Revive board.

And be skated in our town.

Holy fuck I was in town last weekend and EVERY kid had a revive board, wtf?
Gentleman ninja warlock

bawtawd9

  • Guest
Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2570 on: April 27, 2018, 12:06:12 PM »
Looked it up and theres this thing called a green sea slug, its pretty dope, it gets plant genes from algae and does photosynthesis shit

givecigstosurfgroms

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 7013
  • Rep: -958
  • User posts join approval queueModerated
Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2571 on: April 27, 2018, 09:05:07 PM »
Old Dirty Bastard        Odb is the icon.  He represented freedom.
"I just care about the river, I dont care about your back"

Betaphenylethylalamine

  • Trade Count: (-2)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 3297
  • Rep: -138
Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2572 on: April 28, 2018, 11:02:10 AM »
Looked it up and theres this thing called a green sea slug, its pretty dope, it gets plant genes from algae and does photosynthesis shit


Ant is gonna be pissed at slugs development as an artist
Gentleman ninja warlock

Monkey_Mcpott

  • Guest
Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2573 on: May 01, 2018, 10:49:34 AM »
Did that Jake Johnson Slap Pals questions ever happen? I started an account around the time the thread was still available but don't remember if it happened or not.

shark tits

  • Guest
Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2574 on: May 02, 2018, 08:59:02 AM »
who would win in a pose down, distant rumors or weck?

ChuckRamone

  • Trade Count: (+1)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 4858
  • Rep: 523
  • Bronze Topic Start Bronze Topic Start : Start a topic with over 1,000 replies.
Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2575 on: May 08, 2018, 07:03:00 PM »
why is it that on overcast days there are no shady places outside? does there have to be direct sunlight for shadows to be cast? on some cloudy days the heat can feel more oppressive than on sunny days because there are no shady spots. are the clouds refracting the light everwhere?

there’s a reddit thread about this: https://www.reddit.com/r/askscience/comments/ul8du/why_dont_objects_cast_shadows_on_cloudy_days/

Dwyck

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 2247
  • Rep: 150
  • Harley-Davidson Ironwing
Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2576 on: May 08, 2018, 09:21:22 PM »
i still think footplant/invert/yoho plant/skates-to-his-own-music Mike V was so cool and absurd
Regular stance is a mental disorder defined by the DSM-5

Pill_Cosby

  • Guest
Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2577 on: May 09, 2018, 12:19:59 AM »
Being from Phoenix, I always notice people skate way more when it feels fucking insane outside during summer

behavioralguide

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 2482
  • Rep: 763
  • dog stuff
  • Bronze Topic Start Bronze Topic Start : Start a topic with over 1,000 replies.
Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2578 on: May 09, 2018, 03:04:41 AM »
kevin rodrigues' skull is well shaped

lampshade

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 2850
  • Rep: 132
  • SLAP OG SLAP OG : Been around since SLAP was a mag.
Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2579 on: May 09, 2018, 06:52:12 AM »
Leticia is getting hooked up by a makeup company called "smash box cosmetics"?
C'mon...

"Smash box cosmetics"  Lol.  Maybe Slap should start a cologne company called, "Dick rod" or something.