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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2580 on: May 09, 2018, 06:54:50 PM »
i'm trying to get goku to bring the fancy lads to my DIY but i'm scared BIG will break all the skate stuff.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2581 on: May 09, 2018, 07:27:30 PM »
Did that Jake Johnson Slap Pals questions ever happen? I started an account around the time the thread was still available but don't remember if it happened or not.

It did not

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« Reply #2582 on: May 10, 2018, 07:57:32 AM »
I don't see a lot of regular manuals on high manual pads in lines in videos. I think even a nosegrab manual on a shorter one would be cool.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2583 on: May 10, 2018, 11:13:24 AM »
i think it's safe to say that you're gonna be in the minority as far as wanting to see a manual nosegrabs

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« Reply #2584 on: May 10, 2018, 11:38:44 AM »
Birth control, more specifically, should I get a vasectomy.

The wife and I are done having kids. I’m turning 35 this month. For whatever reason if my marriage Ends, Im sure I will never want more kids.

The procedure is a small price to pay considering it is a very effective birth control method, and my wife was peregnant and gave birth to two kids.

Then again I don’t like the idea of having a doctor cut me up and forever change my biology for the sake of having unprotected sex

I just dont know...

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2585 on: May 10, 2018, 11:46:09 AM »
do it, chop that vas deferens the heck up

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« Reply #2586 on: May 10, 2018, 11:50:13 AM »
Birth control, more specifically, should I get a vasectomy.

The wife and I are done having kids. I’m turning 35 this month. For whatever reason if my marriage Ends, Im sure I will never want more kids.

The procedure is a small price to pay considering it is a very effective birth control method, and my wife was peregnant and gave birth to two kids.

Then again I don’t like the idea of having a doctor cut me up and forever change my biology for the sake of having unprotected sex

I just dont know...

Tough call man, I haven't even had kids but I can imagine that's a difficult choice. But to be honest if you're done having kids why not? There's much worse elective surgery you could get.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2587 on: May 10, 2018, 11:59:21 AM »
Raw dogging and jizzing wherever you want is worth a lot.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2588 on: May 10, 2018, 12:27:44 PM »
as is not having your significant other on some fucked up hormones

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2589 on: May 10, 2018, 12:30:29 PM »
i think it's safe to say that you're gonna be in the minority as far as wanting to see a manual nosegrabs
What kind of mikey taylor logic is this?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2590 on: May 10, 2018, 01:37:38 PM »
Raw dogging and jizzing wherever you want is worth a lot.

as is not having your significant other on some fucked up hormones

Both great points, thanks. The scales are tipping.

Those female birth control hormones are no joke, I remember dating a chick before she started taking the pill and then after she started she was like a whole different person. And it took my wife three years for her periods to normalize after she got off the pill.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2591 on: May 10, 2018, 03:59:03 PM »
do it, its a no brainer! ive considered getting the snip recently, we decided not to as a second child is possibly on the cards. but it is easily the best form of contraception. if youre sure you dont want another kid i dont see any reason to not get it done

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2592 on: May 10, 2018, 06:54:04 PM »
why are there 80 guys with 7 posts ruining slap all of a sudden
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2593 on: May 10, 2018, 09:03:27 PM »
i think it's safe to say that you're gonna be in the minority as far as wanting to see a manual nosegrabs
  Well the way I thought of it wasn't like as some banger.  It would be cool in a line as something to throw the viewer off and surprise them.  Not some long ass nose grab manny, just super short.  I saw gonz doing nosegrab 5-0s on a low to high ledge. Why would you NOT want to see a nose grab manual anyway?
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2594 on: May 10, 2018, 09:32:47 PM »
Birth control, more specifically, should I get a vasectomy.

The wife and I are done having kids. I’m turning 35 this month. For whatever reason if my marriage Ends, Im sure I will never want more kids.

The procedure is a small price to pay considering it is a very effective birth control method, and my wife was peregnant and gave birth to two kids.

Then again I don’t like the idea of having a doctor cut me up and forever change my biology for the sake of having unprotected sex

I just dont know...
  Yuck.  Sure they say it doesn't affect anything but that's your man chakra down there cuz.  And what new shit will they find out in 15 years about what affect vasectomys have? -"whoops"  -pretty sketchy.  Just leave it and be grateful for life.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2595 on: May 11, 2018, 12:39:56 PM »
Mall grabs. Who was the first? And why exactly is it frowned upon? Pondered after having a nice giggle witnessing a whole family enter the skatepark grabbing mall.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2596 on: May 11, 2018, 01:14:59 PM »
I want a beater car with extended body panels so I can grind guardrails.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2597 on: May 12, 2018, 11:58:56 PM »
Vasectomies do not fuck with your hormones. They are also relatively easy to reverse. Once I'm done having kids I'm definitely having the snip and jizzing everywhere.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2598 on: May 13, 2018, 12:36:42 AM »
Why did SOTY focus?  :(

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2599 on: May 13, 2018, 01:19:11 AM »
Vasectomies do not fuck with your hormones. They are also relatively easy to reverse. Once I'm done having kids I'm definitely having the snip and jizzing everywhere.
  I dunno if they do anything hormonally I'm no scientist.  Its just that your not conscious and your gonna let gross coffee breath stranger to cut you open in your personal zone?! -not even for health but for convienence?   The thing is although I'm not a scientist I realize that we find out new information about reprecussions and affects all the time- its a constant -the theory that the changes made will be isolated compleately in there effect strikes me as un fucking likely.
  What we have is perfect, you can sell the idea of vasectomies to the public and I'm sure that's profitable but nature time and again seems not to want to comply with our whims(many examples of this we're seeing in large scope),    -"Don't mutilate, -congratulate!".
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2600 on: May 13, 2018, 07:38:54 PM »
They don't put you down to give you a vasectomy.

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of regular kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2601 on: May 14, 2018, 03:32:40 AM »
Are bucket hats still in style?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2602 on: May 14, 2018, 08:03:34 AM »
Who makes the porn montages you see on the popular sites?  Not the pro ones, but the ones with random clips spliced together with weird techno music.  Who has that much interest in free porn, the technical skills, and the time to pull that off? 

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2603 on: May 14, 2018, 08:37:06 AM »
there's this creepy guy that lives next to me, he's the landlord of the neighboring house, but he lives in a literal windowless shed in the back that's surrounded by floodlights.

i bet he makes a great porno montage.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2604 on: May 14, 2018, 08:50:46 AM »
so schmidtty is epicly trife? does that mean he's also lowcard?
and he's a mod?
this is some skull and crossbones shit.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2605 on: May 14, 2018, 09:00:12 AM »
so schmidtty is epicly trife? does that mean he's also lowcard?
and he's a mod?
this is some skull and crossbones shit.
Schmitty is Epicly Trife.  He is a mod who does High Speed's bidding.  He is not Lowcard. Lowcard is Rob Collinson, https://www.instagram.com/magnethead/?hl=en

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2606 on: May 14, 2018, 10:22:08 AM »
They don't put you down to give you a vasectomy.

  Thanks,  I think you mean 'under' instead of 'down' tho but I get what ur saying.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2607 on: May 14, 2018, 08:31:45 PM »
there's this creepy guy that lives next to me, he's the landlord of the neighboring house, but he lives in a literal windowless shed in the back that's surrounded by floodlights.

i bet he makes a great porno montage.

lol at least my shed has windows, but yeah my neighbors probably think I'm creepy and into these montages too ha

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2608 on: May 15, 2018, 06:29:28 AM »
yo, i'm about solutions. i get irritated when people complain about racism instead of buying a black guy lunch.
so i catch myself being mad at israel, what could i do to help a palestinean? we got syrians and lebanese where i live but idk any palestineans.
honestly i'd like to help the ones stuck over there but if i knew local people they might have links.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2609 on: May 15, 2018, 06:47:48 AM »
yo, i'm about solutions. i get irritated when people complain about racism instead of buying a black guy lunch.
so i catch myself being mad at israel, what could i do to help a palestinean? we got syrians and lebanese where i live but idk any palestineans.
honestly i'd like to help the ones stuck over there but if i knew local people they might have links.

another fucked up part is that donating to palestine is a crime in most contries due to their bro style with Hamas. donations get misconstrued as financing terrorism. I wonder how Israel is so down for nationalism and zionism after they were on the poop end of that stick not too shortly before they were 'encouraged to emigrate home.'