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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2610 on: May 10, 2018, 09:32:47 PM »
Birth control, more specifically, should I get a vasectomy.

The wife and I are done having kids. Iím turning 35 this month. For whatever reason if my marriage Ends, Im sure I will never want more kids.

The procedure is a small price to pay considering it is a very effective birth control method, and my wife was peregnant and gave birth to two kids.

Then again I donít like the idea of having a doctor cut me up and forever change my biology for the sake of having unprotected sex

I just dont know...
  Yuck.  Sure they say it doesn't affect anything but that's your man chakra down there cuz.  And what new shit will they find out in 15 years about what affect vasectomys have? -"whoops"  -pretty sketchy.  Just leave it and be grateful for life.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2611 on: May 11, 2018, 12:39:56 PM »
Mall grabs. Who was the first? And why exactly is it frowned upon? Pondered after having a nice giggle witnessing a whole family enter the skatepark grabbing mall.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2612 on: May 11, 2018, 01:14:59 PM »
I want a beater car with extended body panels so I can grind guardrails.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2613 on: May 12, 2018, 11:58:56 PM »
Vasectomies do not fuck with your hormones. They are also relatively easy to reverse. Once I'm done having kids I'm definitely having the snip and jizzing everywhere.

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« Reply #2614 on: May 13, 2018, 12:36:42 AM »
Why did SOTY focus?  :(

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2615 on: May 13, 2018, 01:19:11 AM »
Vasectomies do not fuck with your hormones. They are also relatively easy to reverse. Once I'm done having kids I'm definitely having the snip and jizzing everywhere.
  I dunno if they do anything hormonally I'm no scientist.  Its just that your not conscious and your gonna let gross coffee breath stranger to cut you open in your personal zone?! -not even for health but for convienence?   The thing is although I'm not a scientist I realize that we find out new information about reprecussions and affects all the time- its a constant -the theory that the changes made will be isolated compleately in there effect strikes me as un fucking likely.
  What we have is perfect, you can sell the idea of vasectomies to the public and I'm sure that's profitable but nature time and again seems not to want to comply with our whims(many examples of this we're seeing in large scope),    -"Don't mutilate, -congratulate!".
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2616 on: May 13, 2018, 07:38:54 PM »
They don't put you down to give you a vasectomy.

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of retarded kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2617 on: May 14, 2018, 03:32:40 AM »
Are bucket hats still in style?
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2618 on: May 14, 2018, 08:03:34 AM »
Who makes the porn montages you see on the popular sites?  Not the pro ones, but the ones with random clips spliced together with weird techno music.  Who has that much interest in free porn, the technical skills, and the time to pull that off? 

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2619 on: May 14, 2018, 08:37:06 AM »
there's this creepy guy that lives next to me, he's the landlord of the neighboring house, but he lives in a literal windowless shed in the back that's surrounded by floodlights.

i bet he makes a great porno montage.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2620 on: May 14, 2018, 08:50:46 AM »
so schmidtty is epicly trife? does that mean he's also lowcard?
and he's a mod?
this is some skull and crossbones shit.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2621 on: May 14, 2018, 09:00:12 AM »
so schmidtty is epicly trife? does that mean he's also lowcard?
and he's a mod?
this is some skull and crossbones shit.
Schmitty is Epicly Trife.  He is a mod who does High Speed's bidding.  He is not Lowcard. Lowcard is Rob Collinson, https://www.instagram.com/magnethead/?hl=en

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2622 on: May 14, 2018, 10:22:08 AM »
They don't put you down to give you a vasectomy.

  Thanks,  I think you mean 'under' instead of 'down' tho but I get what ur saying.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2623 on: May 14, 2018, 08:31:45 PM »
there's this creepy guy that lives next to me, he's the landlord of the neighboring house, but he lives in a literal windowless shed in the back that's surrounded by floodlights.

i bet he makes a great porno montage.

lol at least my shed has windows, but yeah my neighbors probably think I'm creepy and into these montages too ha

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2624 on: May 15, 2018, 06:29:28 AM »
yo, i'm about solutions. i get irritated when people complain about racism instead of buying a black guy lunch.
so i catch myself being mad at israel, what could i do to help a palestinean? we got syrians and lebanese where i live but idk any palestineans.
honestly i'd like to help the ones stuck over there but if i knew local people they might have links.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2625 on: May 15, 2018, 06:47:48 AM »
yo, i'm about solutions. i get irritated when people complain about racism instead of buying a black guy lunch.
so i catch myself being mad at israel, what could i do to help a palestinean? we got syrians and lebanese where i live but idk any palestineans.
honestly i'd like to help the ones stuck over there but if i knew local people they might have links.

another fucked up part is that donating to palestine is a crime in most contries due to their bro style with Hamas. donations get misconstrued as financing terrorism. I wonder how Israel is so down for nationalism and zionism after they were on the poop end of that stick not too shortly before they were 'encouraged to emigrate home.'

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« Reply #2626 on: May 15, 2018, 06:53:15 AM »
yo, i'm about solutions. i get irritated when people complain about racism instead of buying a black guy lunch.
so i catch myself being mad at israel, what could i do to help a palestinean? we got syrians and lebanese where i live but idk any palestineans.
honestly i'd like to help the ones stuck over there but if i knew local people they might have links.

another fucked up part is that donating to palestine is a crime in most contries due to their bro style with Hamas. donations get misconstrued as financing terrorism. I wonder how Israel is so down for nationalism and zionism after they were on the poop end of that stick not too shortly before they were 'encouraged to emigrate home.'
at the very least it seems like they're the molested kid who grows up to be molester. at the most, it makes you wonder what they did to precipitate it the first time.
but yeah, there's arabs that got serious time for donating to 'terror'. the holy land 5. [free the guys].
most white separatists base their ideal country on israel's model. usually what people complain about is what they're doing.
but yeah, i rather do something positive than be pissed.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2627 on: May 15, 2018, 11:29:16 PM »
  My buddy used to do backside 180 slides into a concrete quarter pipe at the park that was 4 feet.  He'd start sliding on his back wheels on the deck and slide his wheels and trucks over the coping and stay on his back wheels sliding into the quarter.  I saw him a couple of years b4 that do a nollie cab on a steep vert wall. kamakazie skateboarder.   Another time I saw some little young girl who was at the park with a skateboard but didn't look like a skateboarder and she was barefoot and had her sisters with her.  Anyway she was managing feeble spine tranfers (6ft to 4ft), -I was pretty blown away by that, I don't think she knew what feeble stalls were, it was just what she learned after droping in by the look of it.  She worked her way up to it.  Anyway, inspiring skateboarding.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2628 on: May 18, 2018, 06:08:22 PM »
as a straight dude, this is something that confuses me about gay people. in some lesbian couples, thereís a butch one and a feminine one. and in some gay couples, thereís a more masculine dominant one a submissive sorta twink one. so the feminine lesbian and the dominant gay dude are attracted to traditional opposite gender traits to a degree, right? but not the actual opposite sex? thatís something that I thought about today and have on other occasions.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2629 on: May 18, 2018, 08:15:53 PM »
as a straight dude, this is something that confuses me about gay people. in some lesbian couples, thereís a butch one and a feminine one. and in some gay couples, thereís a more masculine dominant one a submissive sorta twink one. so the feminine lesbian and the dominant gay dude are attracted to traditional opposite gender traits to a degree, right? but not the actual opposite sex? thatís something that I thought about today and have on other occasions.
   I think opposites attract.  And gay people (like strait people) get societized and get learn some stereotypical versions of what 'opposites' are, so its prolly a mix of natural preference and societizement.  There's more similarities than differences here I think.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2630 on: May 19, 2018, 03:21:10 AM »
Who makes the porn montages you see on the popular sites?  Not the pro ones, but the ones with random clips spliced together with weird techno music.  Who has that much interest in free porn, the technical skills, and the time to pull that off?

now to be fair 1. that doesnt take much technical skill and 2. those usually end up being the best videos. thanks mr anonymous porn video man for sorting through the millions of videos out there to provide best creampie compilation #76.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2631 on: May 19, 2018, 10:40:35 AM »
as a straight dude, this is something that confuses me about gay people. in some lesbian couples, thereís a butch one and a feminine one. and in some gay couples, thereís a more masculine dominant one a submissive sorta twink one. so the feminine lesbian and the dominant gay dude are attracted to traditional opposite gender traits to a degree, right? but not the actual opposite sex? thatís something that I thought about today and have on other occasions.
   I think opposites attract. And gay people (like strait people) get societized and get learn some stereotypical versions of what 'opposites' are, so its prolly a mix of natural preference and societizement.  There's more similarities than differences here I think.

yea that's it

here's a cool doc from the 80s about lesbians that dwells on this, cecilia dougherty's "gay tape: butch and femme"
When discussions spiral into shit like this it's time to drop 250ug lsd and stare at a lake for a minute.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2632 on: May 21, 2018, 06:19:31 PM »
Who the 5/6 people are who claim Philly on here that aren't Djtraceman.

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« Reply #2633 on: May 21, 2018, 07:51:58 PM »
  Pondered connected natzi stuff.  I saw the Kiss logo talked about in a thread here and also Malcolm McLaren.  McLaren managed Johnny thunders (whos pretty racist) when he was with the Dolls.  Johnny wore swatiskas occationally at that time.  Maclaren tried the hammer and sikal motif with the Dolls for a sec.  Kiss toured with the Dolls b4 they went big so maybe they picked the natzi thing up off of thunders, they certainly got the make up idea from the Dolls. I also just realized that the steaham graphic was a spade which is bad.  Also I thought it was trippy how Steve Olson said in the Dollin interview that Johnny Thunders was Princes number one influence when he came out.
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« Reply #2634 on: May 21, 2018, 08:00:14 PM »
  Pondered connected natzi stuff.  I saw the Kiss logo talked about in a thread here and also Malcolm McLaren.  McLaren managed Johnny thunders (whos pretty racist) when he was with the Dolls.  Johnny wore swatiskas occationally at that time.  Maclaren tried the hammer and sikal motif with the Dolls for a sec.  Kiss toured with the Dolls b4 they went big so maybe they picked the natzi thing up off of thunders, they certainly got the make up idea from the Dolls. I also just realized that the steaham graphic was a spade which is bad.  Also I thought it was trippy how Steve Olson said in the Dollin interview that Johnny Thunders was Princes number one influence when he came out.
sickle and hammer wasn't nazi it's russian, although russian socialists killed way more than nazis did. so i guess there's a connection?


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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2635 on: May 21, 2018, 08:07:31 PM »
get them vasectomy gains!
I'm down as soon as the kid making is done

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2636 on: May 22, 2018, 08:40:12 AM »
What if Elon Musk smelled like musk.

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« Reply #2637 on: May 22, 2018, 12:18:19 PM »
  Pondered connected natzi stuff.  I saw the Kiss logo talked about in a thread here and also Malcolm McLaren.  McLaren managed Johnny thunders (whos pretty racist) when he was with the Dolls.  Johnny wore swatiskas occationally at that time.  Maclaren tried the hammer and sikal motif with the Dolls for a sec.  Kiss toured with the Dolls b4 they went big so maybe they picked the natzi thing up off of thunders, they certainly got the make up idea from the Dolls. I also just realized that the steaham graphic was a spade which is bad.  Also I thought it was trippy how Steve Olson said in the Dollin interview that Johnny Thunders was Princes number one influence when he came out.
sickle and hammer wasn't nazi it's russian, although russian socialists killed way more than nazis did. so i guess there's a connection?

 Well I included  the hammer sikel thing cause I think it was a watered down version of maclarens somewhat likely natzi fetish.  BUt who knows
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2638 on: May 22, 2018, 03:23:24 PM »
I never though Iíd see the day they would sell 70 dollar chucks. As a kid I remember getting 20 dollar chucks because hey were the cheapest thing at the store. I know about inflation but damn.

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« Reply #2639 on: May 25, 2018, 06:29:33 AM »
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