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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2610 on: May 15, 2018, 06:53:15 AM »
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yo, i'm about solutions. i get irritated when people complain about racism instead of buying a black guy lunch.
so i catch myself being mad at israel, what could i do to help a palestinean? we got syrians and lebanese where i live but idk any palestineans.
honestly i'd like to help the ones stuck over there but if i knew local people they might have links.
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another fucked up part is that donating to palestine is a crime in most contries due to their bro style with Hamas. donations get misconstrued as financing terrorism. I wonder how Israel is so down for nationalism and zionism after they were on the poop end of that stick not too shortly before they were 'encouraged to emigrate home.'
at the very least it seems like they're the molested kid who grows up to be molester. at the most, it makes you wonder what they did to precipitate it the first time.
but yeah, there's arabs that got serious time for donating to 'terror'. the holy land 5. [free the guys].
most white separatists base their ideal country on israel's model. usually what people complain about is what they're doing.
but yeah, i rather do something positive than be pissed.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2611 on: May 15, 2018, 11:29:16 PM »
  My buddy used to do backside 180 slides into a concrete quarter pipe at the park that was 4 feet.  He'd start sliding on his back wheels on the deck and slide his wheels and trucks over the coping and stay on his back wheels sliding into the quarter.  I saw him a couple of years b4 that do a nollie cab on a steep vert wall. kamakazie skateboarder.   Another time I saw some little young girl who was at the park with a skateboard but didn't look like a skateboarder and she was barefoot and had her sisters with her.  Anyway she was managing feeble spine tranfers (6ft to 4ft), -I was pretty blown away by that, I don't think she knew what feeble stalls were, it was just what she learned after droping in by the look of it.  She worked her way up to it.  Anyway, inspiring skateboarding.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2612 on: May 18, 2018, 06:08:22 PM »
as a straight dude, this is something that confuses me about gay people. in some lesbian couples, there’s a butch one and a feminine one. and in some gay couples, there’s a more masculine dominant one a submissive sorta twink one. so the feminine lesbian and the dominant gay dude are attracted to traditional opposite gender traits to a degree, right? but not the actual opposite sex? that’s something that I thought about today and have on other occasions.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2613 on: May 18, 2018, 08:15:53 PM »
as a straight dude, this is something that confuses me about gay people. in some lesbian couples, there’s a butch one and a feminine one. and in some gay couples, there’s a more masculine dominant one a submissive sorta twink one. so the feminine lesbian and the dominant gay dude are attracted to traditional opposite gender traits to a degree, right? but not the actual opposite sex? that’s something that I thought about today and have on other occasions.
   I think opposites attract.  And gay people (like strait people) get societized and get learn some stereotypical versions of what 'opposites' are, so its prolly a mix of natural preference and societizement.  There's more similarities than differences here I think.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2614 on: May 19, 2018, 03:21:10 AM »
Who makes the porn montages you see on the popular sites?  Not the pro ones, but the ones with random clips spliced together with weird techno music.  Who has that much interest in free porn, the technical skills, and the time to pull that off?

now to be fair 1. that doesnt take much technical skill and 2. those usually end up being the best videos. thanks mr anonymous porn video man for sorting through the millions of videos out there to provide best creampie compilation #76.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2615 on: May 19, 2018, 10:40:35 AM »
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as a straight dude, this is something that confuses me about gay people. in some lesbian couples, there’s a butch one and a feminine one. and in some gay couples, there’s a more masculine dominant one a submissive sorta twink one. so the feminine lesbian and the dominant gay dude are attracted to traditional opposite gender traits to a degree, right? but not the actual opposite sex? that’s something that I thought about today and have on other occasions.
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   I think opposites attract. And gay people (like strait people) get societized and get learn some stereotypical versions of what 'opposites' are, so its prolly a mix of natural preference and societizement.  There's more similarities than differences here I think.

yea that's it

here's a cool doc from the 80s about lesbians that dwells on this, cecilia dougherty's "gay tape: butch and femme"
https://vimeo.com/159292230
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2616 on: May 21, 2018, 06:19:31 PM »
Who the 5/6 people are who claim Philly on here that aren't Djtraceman.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2617 on: May 21, 2018, 07:51:58 PM »
  Pondered connected natzi stuff.  I saw the Kiss logo talked about in a thread here and also Malcolm McLaren.  McLaren managed Johnny thunders (whos pretty racist) when he was with the Dolls.  Johnny wore swatiskas occationally at that time.  Maclaren tried the hammer and sikal motif with the Dolls for a sec.  Kiss toured with the Dolls b4 they went big so maybe they picked the natzi thing up off of thunders, they certainly got the make up idea from the Dolls. I also just realized that the steaham graphic was a spade which is bad.  Also I thought it was trippy how Steve Olson said in the Dollin interview that Johnny Thunders was Princes number one influence when he came out.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2618 on: May 21, 2018, 08:00:14 PM »
  Pondered connected natzi stuff.  I saw the Kiss logo talked about in a thread here and also Malcolm McLaren.  McLaren managed Johnny thunders (whos pretty racist) when he was with the Dolls.  Johnny wore swatiskas occationally at that time.  Maclaren tried the hammer and sikal motif with the Dolls for a sec.  Kiss toured with the Dolls b4 they went big so maybe they picked the natzi thing up off of thunders, they certainly got the make up idea from the Dolls. I also just realized that the steaham graphic was a spade which is bad.  Also I thought it was trippy how Steve Olson said in the Dollin interview that Johnny Thunders was Princes number one influence when he came out.
sickle and hammer wasn't nazi it's russian, although russian socialists killed way more than nazis did. so i guess there's a connection?


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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2619 on: May 21, 2018, 08:07:31 PM »
get them vasectomy gains!
I'm down as soon as the kid making is done

Impish sausage is definitely gonna blow up as a euphemism this year

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2620 on: May 22, 2018, 08:40:12 AM »
What if Elon Musk smelled like musk.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2621 on: May 22, 2018, 12:18:19 PM »
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  Pondered connected natzi stuff.  I saw the Kiss logo talked about in a thread here and also Malcolm McLaren.  McLaren managed Johnny thunders (whos pretty racist) when he was with the Dolls.  Johnny wore swatiskas occationally at that time.  Maclaren tried the hammer and sikal motif with the Dolls for a sec.  Kiss toured with the Dolls b4 they went big so maybe they picked the natzi thing up off of thunders, they certainly got the make up idea from the Dolls. I also just realized that the steaham graphic was a spade which is bad.  Also I thought it was trippy how Steve Olson said in the Dollin interview that Johnny Thunders was Princes number one influence when he came out.
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sickle and hammer wasn't nazi it's russian, although russian socialists killed way more than nazis did. so i guess there's a connection?

 Well I included  the hammer sikel thing cause I think it was a watered down version of maclarens somewhat likely natzi fetish.  BUt who knows
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2622 on: May 22, 2018, 03:23:24 PM »
I never though I’d see the day they would sell 70 dollar chucks. As a kid I remember getting 20 dollar chucks because hey were the cheapest thing at the store. I know about inflation but damn.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2623 on: May 25, 2018, 06:29:33 AM »
Hip hop goes boom boom tss

Rap goes tss tss boom

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2624 on: May 25, 2018, 04:47:38 PM »
if jason jesse wears two condoms
What kind of mikey taylor logic is this?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2625 on: May 27, 2018, 10:04:33 AM »
if jason jesse wears two condoms
The second one only rolls down enough to cover the top.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2626 on: May 27, 2018, 07:24:31 PM »
If first impressions are everything, what will happen if I start my new job on Tuesday with a mustache?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2627 on: May 27, 2018, 07:40:02 PM »
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2628 on: May 28, 2018, 03:53:50 AM »
If first impressions are everything, what will happen if I start my new job on Tuesday with a mustache?
You will gain their respect and immediately become the workplace alpha. Hold back on wearing your Sex Panther cologne until week 2 unless you have a large stick with which to beat of willing sex partners.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2629 on: May 28, 2018, 08:15:35 AM »
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If first impressions are everything, what will happen if I start my new job on Tuesday with a mustache?
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You will gain their respect and immediately become the workplace alpha. Hold back on wearing your Sex Panther cologne until week 2 unless you have a large stick with which to beat of willing sex partners.

This is exactly the confidence boost I needed.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2630 on: May 29, 2018, 11:21:27 AM »
is it a switch flip noseslide or switch flip front tail .. i feel like if you brought it back to regular it’d be a tail but if you came out fakie it should be a sw nose
What kind of mikey taylor logic is this?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2631 on: May 29, 2018, 11:53:29 AM »
is it a switch flip noseslide or switch flip front tail .. i feel like if you brought it back to regular it’d be a tail but if you came out fakie it should be a sw nose

Id say Noseslide, if youre starting switch then you have to think the same way if you were the other stance. However this never works if youre going fakie. Like if you did a switch 5-0 but then did it with a fakie ollie instead of a switch ollie it would then be a nosegrind even though your grinding the same way. Its all confusing.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2632 on: May 29, 2018, 12:09:20 PM »
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is it a switch flip noseslide or switch flip front tail .. i feel like if you brought it back to regular it’d be a tail but if you came out fakie it should be a sw nose
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Id say Noseslide, if youre starting switch then you have to think the same way if you were the other stance. However this never works if youre going fakie. Like if you did a switch 5-0 but then did it with a fakie ollie instead of a switch ollie it would then be a nosegrind even though your grinding the same way. Its all confusing.
Everything here checks out. Carry on.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2633 on: May 31, 2018, 07:54:11 AM »
Was just reading the Chris Joslin Etnies thread in photo/video, and half of the posts were in Vietnamese. Has Slap been compromised?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2634 on: May 31, 2018, 08:32:29 PM »
Why is everyone saying "y'all"?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2635 on: June 01, 2018, 02:10:32 AM »
when will the next fappening happen y'all

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2636 on: June 03, 2018, 05:17:51 PM »
can't recall if it was pj's whl or boston massacre but at the end of one of those coliseum videos a guy runs onto a street course and breaks a bottle over a skater's head. what's the story behind that?
i ponder......

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2637 on: June 03, 2018, 09:46:50 PM »
has anyone ever been drinking and on slap (slapping?) while drinking and somehow wound up with two tabs open browsing two entirely different threads without realizing it?

i think i need to slow down..

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2638 on: June 03, 2018, 09:59:28 PM »
has anyone ever been drinking and on slap (slapping?) while drinking and somehow wound up with two tabs open browsing two entirely different threads without realizing it?

i think i need to slow down..

*i left the mistake because it's cool to make mistakes

Yup i'm currently drinking whiskey and agreeing with you about douche bag drivers in the pet peeve thread

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2639 on: June 03, 2018, 10:30:49 PM »
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has anyone ever been drinking and on slap (slapping?) while drinking and somehow wound up with two tabs open browsing two entirely different threads without realizing it?

i think i need to slow down..

*i left the mistake because it's cool to make mistakes
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Yup i'm currently drinking whiskey and agreeing with you about douche bag drivers in the pet peeve thread

i toast my $1 beer to this
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