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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2640 on: May 25, 2018, 04:47:38 PM »
if jason jesse wears two condoms

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2641 on: May 27, 2018, 10:04:33 AM »
if jason jesse wears two condoms
The second one only rolls down enough to cover the top.
i was not vaccinated as a child and i turned out fine.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2642 on: May 27, 2018, 07:24:31 PM »
If first impressions are everything, what will happen if I start my new job on Tuesday with a mustache?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2643 on: May 27, 2018, 07:40:02 PM »
Everything

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2644 on: May 28, 2018, 03:53:50 AM »
If first impressions are everything, what will happen if I start my new job on Tuesday with a mustache?
You will gain their respect and immediately become the workplace alpha. Hold back on wearing your Sex Panther cologne until week 2 unless you have a large stick with which to beat of willing sex partners.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2645 on: May 28, 2018, 08:15:35 AM »
If first impressions are everything, what will happen if I start my new job on Tuesday with a mustache?
You will gain their respect and immediately become the workplace alpha. Hold back on wearing your Sex Panther cologne until week 2 unless you have a large stick with which to beat of willing sex partners.

This is exactly the confidence boost I needed.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2646 on: May 29, 2018, 11:21:27 AM »
is it a switch flip noseslide or switch flip front tail .. i feel like if you brought it back to regular itd be a tail but if you came out fakie it should be a sw nose

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2647 on: May 29, 2018, 11:53:29 AM »
is it a switch flip noseslide or switch flip front tail .. i feel like if you brought it back to regular itd be a tail but if you came out fakie it should be a sw nose

Id say Noseslide, if youre starting switch then you have to think the same way if you were the other stance. However this never works if youre going fakie. Like if you did a switch 5-0 but then did it with a fakie ollie instead of a switch ollie it would then be a nosegrind even though your grinding the same way. Its all confusing.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2648 on: May 29, 2018, 12:09:20 PM »
is it a switch flip noseslide or switch flip front tail .. i feel like if you brought it back to regular itd be a tail but if you came out fakie it should be a sw nose

Id say Noseslide, if youre starting switch then you have to think the same way if you were the other stance. However this never works if youre going fakie. Like if you did a switch 5-0 but then did it with a fakie ollie instead of a switch ollie it would then be a nosegrind even though your grinding the same way. Its all confusing.
Everything here checks out. Carry on.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2649 on: May 31, 2018, 07:54:11 AM »
Was just reading the Chris Joslin Etnies thread in photo/video, and half of the posts were in Vietnamese. Has Slap been compromised?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2650 on: May 31, 2018, 08:32:29 PM »
Why is everyone saying "y'all"?
You're hollerin' Don Fisher

I'm screamin' Buddy Carr

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2651 on: June 01, 2018, 02:10:32 AM »
when will the next fappening happen y'all

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2652 on: June 03, 2018, 05:17:51 PM »
can't recall if it was pj's whl or boston massacre but at the end of one of those coliseum videos a guy runs onto a street course and breaks a bottle over a skater's head. what's the story behind that?
i ponder......

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2653 on: June 03, 2018, 09:46:50 PM »
has anyone ever been drinking and on slap (slapping?) while drinking and somehow wound up with two tabs open browsing two entirely different threads without realizing it?

i think i need to slow down..

*i left the mistake because it's cool to make mistakes
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2654 on: June 03, 2018, 09:59:28 PM »
has anyone ever been drinking and on slap (slapping?) while drinking and somehow wound up with two tabs open browsing two entirely different threads without realizing it?

i think i need to slow down..

*i left the mistake because it's cool to make mistakes

Yup i'm currently drinking whiskey and agreeing with you about douche bag drivers in the pet peeve thread

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2655 on: June 03, 2018, 10:30:49 PM »
has anyone ever been drinking and on slap (slapping?) while drinking and somehow wound up with two tabs open browsing two entirely different threads without realizing it?

i think i need to slow down..

*i left the mistake because it's cool to make mistakes

Yup i'm currently drinking whiskey and agreeing with you about douche bag drivers in the pet peeve thread

i toast my $1 beer to this

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2656 on: June 04, 2018, 05:04:59 PM »
Was just reading the Chris Joslin Etnies thread in photo/video, and half of the posts were in Vietnamese. Has Slap been compromised?

I wouldn't not don't doubt it?

I was wondering about a few potential infiltrators currently as well. Remember when Shetler was posting about his podcast and got, inevitably, scoffed off of here. Before that point, they had all of his threads collapsed into one main thread.
Now fast forward to now, there are 3 Nine Club threads running on the first page of Photos/Video alone. I'm not bummed about it, I like what La Croixb has been churning out. Yet, I'm wondering if the possible offing of Shetler was done by Nine Club shills behind the scenes here, as SLAP is heavily monitored by the industry. We want answers mods!

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2657 on: June 06, 2018, 07:39:39 PM »
Has rap turned into a genre that is more about the music than it is about lyrics?

I mostly just listen to the music for most of the rock stuff I listen to and I don't even know the words to some of my favorite songs that I've heard hundreds of times. But when I was into rap, it was impossible not to listen to the lyrics and I feel like rap has always been a lyrics forward genre. And I liked dude's who were thought of as trash lyricists (Mike Jones, Jeezy, Gucci) but I don't know how there is so much garbage out there that people are getting away with. I'm sure there are still plenty of great rappers out right now, like there are tons of great rock bands, but all the new rap shit I hear makes me feel like the rapper should be embarrassed of how stupid they sound and kids playing it can't be giving a fuck what these guys are even saying.

Probably belongs in the old man rant thread.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2658 on: June 07, 2018, 10:42:50 AM »
What's Chris Dobstaff doing now-a-days?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2659 on: June 07, 2018, 11:21:37 AM »
What's Chris Dobstaff doing now-a-days?
Wearing a flexfit hat.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2660 on: June 07, 2018, 04:35:22 PM »
Have any new professional skateboarders ever suffer from "pro-guilt"? Like not feeling worthy of a pro-board once turning pro?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2661 on: June 07, 2018, 06:31:13 PM »
Have any new professional skateboarders ever suffer from "pro-guilt"? Like not feeling worthy of a pro-board once turning pro?
eric j. he was depressed in an old anti hero tour article, questioning his right to be in the van, going through 'some heavy shit' as julien put it.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2662 on: June 07, 2018, 09:05:31 PM »

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of retarded kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2663 on: June 07, 2018, 09:41:18 PM »
fucking nerd

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2664 on: June 08, 2018, 02:15:55 AM »

So deep on the spectrum. Imagine how much ass this guy gets.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2665 on: June 08, 2018, 06:27:55 AM »
All. He gets all of the ass.

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of retarded kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2666 on: June 08, 2018, 07:15:44 AM »


Found a meme I thought I should share with pops.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2667 on: June 10, 2018, 11:27:02 AM »
What happened to Paul Liliani?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2668 on: June 11, 2018, 12:16:22 PM »
you know those benches/ledges at the downhill ledges in boston?
they were one of the first places i've skated that didn't need wax.
i thought 'what wonderful marble!
so i'd got to other cities and try to skate unwaxed ledges and write them of [it don't grind].
so i screwed the pooch by not waxing other spots but what's up w/ that marble that doesn't need wax??
*downhill ledges is our name for the ledges [now stopped w/ glass pyramids on some] that are across from pj's windowsill ledges.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2669 on: June 11, 2018, 04:14:41 PM »
From my understanding, a Philly cheese steak in Philly is made with yellow cheese wiz, but why the hell is it that everywhere else in the world they make it with provolone cheese?