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duke nukem
« on: June 11, 2011, 10:14:47 AM »
who will be copping it next week? i know i am

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Re: duke nukem
« Reply #1 on: June 11, 2011, 02:09:36 PM »
Reviews ain't looking pretty.  All the promos and previews I've seen make the game look annoying and unfunny as fuck too.  I'll still probably get it.

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Re: duke nukem
« Reply #2 on: June 11, 2011, 09:25:42 PM »
looks fucking awful

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Re: duke nukem
« Reply #3 on: June 11, 2011, 09:46:27 PM »
looks fucking awful
unfortunately, this.

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Re: duke nukem
« Reply #4 on: June 12, 2011, 04:24:17 AM »
Very nostalgic that they kept the graphics from 15 years ago

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Re: duke nukem
« Reply #5 on: June 12, 2011, 08:37:03 AM »
Its pathetic that they were making this game for 12 years and they produced a giant pile of shit.

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Re: duke nukem
« Reply #6 on: June 12, 2011, 12:27:04 PM »
I remember playing Duke Nukem 3D on the 64 when I was a kid, so I was interested in getting this. But pretty much everyone says its crap.

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Re: duke nukem
« Reply #7 on: June 12, 2011, 12:30:59 PM »
Played the demo that came with pre-ordering...

...Biggest piece of shit ever.  Everything about it is just awful.
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Re: duke nukem
« Reply #8 on: June 12, 2011, 04:17:37 PM »
get on Duke Nudem. way better

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Re: duke nukem
« Reply #9 on: June 12, 2011, 08:33:52 PM »
Its pathetic that they were making this game for 12 years and they produced a giant pile of shit.

No they didn't, 3d realms spent 2 years making the game (1999-2001) and 9 years sticking their heads in each others asses. Its known that the development team literally did nothing but collect money and cheer themselves on to continue collecting money from some publisher who had seriously questionable intelligence..

In the last year or so 3d realms went bankrupt, liquidized its assets and Gearbox bought the game in its terrible and unfinished state. That fact that Gearbox could even pull a WORKING game out of the mess that 3d Realms made is a testament to them as a developer, but nothing could save duke nukem forever from being a piece of shit FOREVER.

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Re: duke nukem
« Reply #10 on: June 13, 2011, 10:36:29 AM »
I was looking forward to this game until I saw a couple of video reviews and realised it looked cack. I liked the nostalgic references to Duke 3D such as the Cycloid Emperor, but unfortunately the rest of the game looks wayyyy too bad to make me want to part with my money.

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Re: duke nukem
« Reply #11 on: June 13, 2011, 04:23:10 PM »
wtf i hadnt been looking at any of the reviews i just assumed it was gonna be amazing now im pissed its the only game ive been lookin forward to all year

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Re: duke nukem
« Reply #12 on: June 14, 2011, 09:49:52 PM »
I've played it now.  It is an undeniable piece of shit.
wtf i hadnt been looking at any of the reviews i just assumed it was gonna be amazing now im pissed its the only game ive been lookin forward to all year
Really?  In a year where both Portal 2 and LA Noire were released, this is the only game that you've been looking forward to?  You're a bad person.

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Re: duke nukem
« Reply #13 on: June 15, 2011, 07:55:08 AM »
i dont fuck with those only the duke. fuck it ill just keep playing duke nukem 3d for another couple years

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Re: duke nukem
« Reply #14 on: June 23, 2011, 03:37:00 PM »
ive played the first couple of levels so far and its not as bad as you guys say, but its not that good either. its definitely a bit harder than the other game and wtf is up with the load times? i have never played a game that loads this slow before

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Re: duke nukem
« Reply #15 on: June 27, 2011, 08:34:06 AM »
haha i know , the load times do not reflect the quality of the graphics

I just played the demo, and can only agree with everyone here that this game is fucking horrible

frame rate drops every 20-30 seconds, and the graphics aren't even good. Aiming and gameplay mechanics seem clunky and just terrible when combined with the frame rate issues.

Highlights included:

- Pissing in the urinal
- Drawing a hat and boobs on that monster on the white board
- lol'ing after beating that first boss and the twins getting up from giving duke a BJ.

"12 fucking Years it better be good"

sorry duke, it stinks, real bad

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Re: duke nukem
« Reply #16 on: June 28, 2011, 09:33:32 AM »
Its pathetic that they were making this game for 12 years and they produced a giant pile of shit.

No they didn't, 3d realms spent 2 years making the game (1999-2001) and 9 years sticking their heads in each others asses. Its known that the development team literally did nothing but collect money and cheer themselves on to continue collecting money from some publisher who had seriously questionable intelligence..

In the last year or so 3d realms went bankrupt, liquidized its assets and Gearbox bought the game in its terrible and unfinished state. That fact that Gearbox could even pull a WORKING game out of the mess that 3d Realms made is a testament to them as a developer, but nothing could save duke nukem forever from being a piece of shit FOREVER.

Glad theres someone that gets it. Gearbox is a legit developer and even though this game isnt "epic" people should still be hyped they even managed to finish something everyone thought would never be finished.

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Re: duke nukem
« Reply #17 on: June 29, 2011, 06:01:27 PM »
This is the Chinese Democracy of video games.

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Re: duke nukem
« Reply #18 on: June 29, 2011, 08:19:08 PM »
This is the Chinese Democracy of video games.

Except that chinese democracy is actually good.

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Re: duke nukem
« Reply #19 on: June 29, 2011, 10:37:28 PM »
i just beat this game tonight it was a chore

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Re: duke nukem
« Reply #20 on: July 04, 2011, 12:09:04 PM »
its decently fun so far
its hard as fuck

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Re: duke nukem
« Reply #21 on: July 06, 2011, 03:57:48 PM »
wtf i hadnt been looking at any of the reviews i just assumed it was gonna be amazing now im pissed its the only game ive been lookin forward to all year

I had a feeling from the start that this game would be doodoo. 15 years in production does not make something better, just ask Axle Rose
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Re: duke nukem
« Reply #22 on: July 13, 2011, 02:47:44 PM »
This is the Chinese Democracy of video games.