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Re: The Dark Knight Rises
« Reply #120 on: December 20, 2011, 04:38:29 AM »
Banes voice is not what I expected it to be. It's far creepier for some reason.

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Re: The Dark Knight Rises
« Reply #121 on: December 20, 2011, 08:42:25 AM »
Sorry to say, but it looks a bit silly to me. Not creepy and dark.

And I thought Bane was more of a brainless henchman instead of a real villain.
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Re: The Dark Knight Rises
« Reply #122 on: December 20, 2011, 10:45:20 AM »
Sorry to say, but it looks a bit silly to me. Not creepy and dark.

And I thought Bane was more of a brainless henchman instead of a real villain.

Joel Schumacher bastardized him in Batman & Robin. He's actually calculating along with being physically intimidating in the comics.

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Re: The Dark Knight Rises
« Reply #123 on: December 20, 2011, 11:27:53 AM »
And I thought Bane was more of a brainless henchman instead of a real villain.
That's what you get from the trailers? Or that's what you think he's supposed to act like? In the comic he's pretty smart and composed. He releases criminals around Gotham to weaken down Batman and test him. When Batman is finally exhausted, Bane jumped in and focuses him.

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Re: The Dark Knight Rises
« Reply #124 on: December 20, 2011, 01:58:43 PM »
I'm into Tom being Bane, but I just imagined a bald Javier Bardem giving the proper accent, out-maneuvering Batman and malevolently towering over his broken body, and it was great.
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Re: The Dark Knight Rises
« Reply #125 on: December 20, 2011, 09:41:51 PM »
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Sorry to say, but it looks a bit silly to me. Not creepy and dark.

And I thought Bane was more of a brainless henchman instead of a real villain.
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Joel Schumacher bastardized him in Batman & Robin. He's actually calculating along with being physically intimidating in the comics.

bastardized is an understatement. joel schumacher raped bane and then shit all over batman. batman had bat nipples and a bat credit card for fucks sake! arggggggghhhhhhhhhh
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Re: The Dark Knight Rises
« Reply #126 on: December 24, 2011, 01:53:40 PM »
Watched this for the first time last night.



Sooooo juiced for 'Rises'!

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Re: The Dark Knight Rises
« Reply #127 on: December 25, 2011, 12:26:13 AM »
Watched this for the first time last night.



Sooooo juiced for 'Rises'!

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This movie was in between the two, hope you've seen it



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Re: The Dark Knight Rises
« Reply #128 on: December 25, 2011, 12:33:31 AM »
yeah

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Re: The Dark Knight Rises
« Reply #129 on: December 25, 2011, 12:53:49 AM »
It's kinda crazy how many people have seen The Dark Knight without seeing Batman Begins.  I've run into quite a few of them.  I think a lot of people must not know it's also directed by Christopher Nolan and supposed to be part of the new series.

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Re: The Dark Knight Rises
« Reply #130 on: December 25, 2011, 04:03:46 AM »
It's kinda crazy how many people have seen The Dark Knight without seeing Batman Begins.  I've run into quite a few of them.  I think a lot of people must not know it's also directed by Christopher Nolan and supposed to be part of the new series.

these people exist? have they been to busy watching twilight for the last 10 years? 

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Re: The Dark Knight Rises
« Reply #131 on: December 25, 2011, 05:24:19 AM »
batman begins was so cool at the time, it blends every fucking thing in a action movie perfectly if you think about it

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Re: The Dark Knight Rises
« Reply #132 on: December 25, 2011, 10:35:42 AM »
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It's kinda crazy how many people have seen The Dark Knight without seeing Batman Begins.  I've run into quite a few of them.  I think a lot of people must not know it's also directed by Christopher Nolan and supposed to be part of the new series.
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these people exist? have they been to busy watching twilight for the last 10 years? 

Yeah, I hadn't seen Begins until a few nights ago, but I saw Dark Knight when it came out. I knew it was directed by Nolan and was the 'prequel' for his series but I don't rent movies very often. When I saw it though I was fucking hyped!

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Re: The Dark Knight Rises
« Reply #133 on: December 25, 2011, 11:41:55 AM »
I don't rent movies very often.

You don't buy porn either?

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Re: The Dark Knight Rises
« Reply #134 on: December 25, 2011, 12:00:29 PM »
The trailer was little lackluster to me but served it's purpose I suppose and I'm sure this one will be good as I haven't been disappointed thus far.  I'm most curious to see how this one plays out knowing that after Heath Ledger passed away they had to pretty well redo the whole fucking thing.

Ah, but speaking of comic book trilogies - anyone remember how the first X-Men was good, the second one fucking ruled, and then the third was just a pile of absolute shit? Same thing with Spiderman.

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Re: The Dark Knight Rises
« Reply #135 on: December 25, 2011, 01:20:28 PM »
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I don't rent movies very often.
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Re: The Dark Knight Rises
« Reply #136 on: December 25, 2011, 01:31:02 PM »
The trailer was little lackluster to me but served it's purpose I suppose and I'm sure this one will be good as I haven't been disappointed thus far.  I'm most curious to see how this one plays out knowing that after Heath Ledger passed away they had to pretty well redo the whole fucking thing.

Ah, but speaking of comic book trilogies - anyone remember how the first X-Men was good, the second one fucking ruled, and then the third was just a pile of absolute shit? Same thing with Spiderman.
That's because they changed directors to this fucker
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Re: The Dark Knight Rises
« Reply #137 on: December 25, 2011, 01:53:49 PM »
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The trailer was little lackluster to me but served it's purpose I suppose and I'm sure this one will be good as I haven't been disappointed thus far.  I'm most curious to see how this one plays out knowing that after Heath Ledger passed away they had to pretty well redo the whole fucking thing.

Ah, but speaking of comic book trilogies - anyone remember how the first X-Men was good, the second one fucking ruled, and then the third was just a pile of absolute shit? Same thing with Spiderman.
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That's because they changed directors to this fucker


The Ratman! Ya, he's terrible. It still surprises me that he did The Red Dragon, one gem amongst the turds. And I don't think The Dark Knight Rises is going to disappoint. Christopher Nolan simply would not have made it otherwise. Unlike other movie franchises, he wasn't under contract to do 2 more after he finished Batman Begins. He's making these movies because he knows they fucking rule. The Dark Knight Rises will be no exception. Can't wait to see what he works after this whole Batman fiasco is over (albeit, it's a wonderful fiasco that I'm very much a part of).

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Re: The Dark Knight Rises
« Reply #138 on: December 25, 2011, 07:48:54 PM »

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Re: The Dark Knight Rises
« Reply #139 on: December 26, 2011, 12:51:44 PM »


New image of Bane. Everyone can use a little self love from time to time.



Anybody have any ideas of what the odd looking flashlight gun thing is?
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Re: The Dark Knight Rises
« Reply #140 on: December 26, 2011, 03:59:12 PM »
This is a sick fan trailer, not a fan of them normally but this is good. not sure if abp

The Batman Complex - Theatrical Trailer


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Re: The Dark Knight Rises
« Reply #141 on: January 01, 2012, 11:48:33 AM »


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Re: The Dark Knight Rises
« Reply #142 on: April 11, 2012, 04:25:21 PM »




I'm officially worried. I haven't read too many comics with Catwoman featured, but does she ever turn to using a gun? And all that hair hanging down is not exactly going to help her be stealthy in a theft situation.
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Re: The Dark Knight Rises
« Reply #143 on: April 11, 2012, 04:43:02 PM »
Skate Troll is probably gonna jack off to this.

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Re: The Dark Knight Rises
« Reply #144 on: April 11, 2012, 06:21:00 PM »
Hype level

Prometheus = Dark Knight Rises

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Re: The Dark Knight Rises
« Reply #145 on: April 23, 2012, 04:05:45 PM »
So the next Dark Knight Rises trailer will premier next week in front the The Avengers. The film will also boast an hour of IMAX footage. This next trailer better bring it because as of right now, those Prometheus trailers seriously backed their case as a serious contender for movie of the summer. More below if anyone is interested:

http://blogs.indiewire.com/theplaylist/third-dark-knight-rises-trailer-to-appear-in-front-of-the-avengers-film-will-feature-an-hour-of-imax-footage-20120423

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Re: The Dark Knight Rises
« Reply #146 on: April 23, 2012, 08:41:40 PM »
wow anne hathaway looks like absolute shit as cat woman. there is nothign sexy about her.

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Re: The Dark Knight Rises
« Reply #147 on: April 23, 2012, 10:28:33 PM »


Julie Newmar gave me my first boner. Shes still got it

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Re: The Dark Knight Rises
« Reply #148 on: April 30, 2012, 09:22:10 PM »

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Re: The Dark Knight Rises
« Reply #149 on: April 30, 2012, 09:39:30 PM »
Well fuck me.