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Re: The Dark Knight Rises
« Reply #150 on: January 01, 2012, 11:48:33 AM »


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Re: The Dark Knight Rises
« Reply #151 on: April 11, 2012, 04:25:21 PM »




I'm officially worried. I haven't read too many comics with Catwoman featured, but does she ever turn to using a gun? And all that hair hanging down is not exactly going to help her be stealthy in a theft situation.
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Re: The Dark Knight Rises
« Reply #152 on: April 11, 2012, 04:43:02 PM »
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Re: The Dark Knight Rises
« Reply #153 on: April 11, 2012, 05:25:16 PM »
Skate Troll can't whack it right now.  He got one of his extraneous tendrils yanked out during his last sesh to Christian Bale.  That sad little Charlie Brown Christmas tree he calls a penis is out of commission.

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Re: The Dark Knight Rises
« Reply #154 on: April 11, 2012, 06:21:00 PM »
Hype level

Prometheus = Dark Knight Rises

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Re: The Dark Knight Rises
« Reply #155 on: April 23, 2012, 04:05:45 PM »
So the next Dark Knight Rises trailer will premier next week in front the The Avengers. The film will also boast an hour of IMAX footage. This next trailer better bring it because as of right now, those Prometheus trailers seriously backed their case as a serious contender for movie of the summer. More below if anyone is interested:

http://blogs.indiewire.com/theplaylist/third-dark-knight-rises-trailer-to-appear-in-front-of-the-avengers-film-will-feature-an-hour-of-imax-footage-20120423

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Re: The Dark Knight Rises
« Reply #156 on: April 23, 2012, 08:41:40 PM »
wow anne hathaway looks like absolute shit as cat woman. there is nothign sexy about her.

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Re: The Dark Knight Rises
« Reply #157 on: April 23, 2012, 10:28:33 PM »


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Re: The Dark Knight Rises
« Reply #158 on: April 30, 2012, 09:22:10 PM »
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Re: The Dark Knight Rises
« Reply #159 on: April 30, 2012, 09:39:30 PM »
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Re: The Dark Knight Rises
« Reply #160 on: May 01, 2012, 12:18:31 AM »
So it looks like catwoman will be "good"

Maybe borrowing from the HUSH storyline if they have some sort of romance.

Still not all that hyped on Banes voice, I think that'll be a major criticism once this comes out.

But holy fuck. What a trailer. I'm hyped again

Still unsure of Joseph Gordon-Levitts role in this but I'm sure he'll be awesome

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Re: The Dark Knight Rises
« Reply #161 on: May 01, 2012, 12:40:18 AM »
So it looks like catwoman will be "good"

Maybe borrowing from the HUSH storyline if they have some sort of romance.

hyped on Banes voice,

But holy fuck. What a trailer. I'm hyped again


Still unsure of Joseph Gordon-Levitts role in this but I'm sure he'll be awesome

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Re: The Dark Knight Rises
« Reply #162 on: May 01, 2012, 12:44:33 AM »
bane's voice is really creepy to me for some reason, i think it's cool
This armor plating is going to get a little more diesel.

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Re: The Dark Knight Rises
« Reply #163 on: May 01, 2012, 02:14:26 AM »
bruce is definitely in a wheelchair in that first shot.  bane is gonna break his back.



but i did lol at the bane / batman fight scene you see quickly.  bane looks like a balerina.  and that inmate doing the flip. 




it'll be great though







and for anyone talking shit on anne hathaway:


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Re: The Dark Knight Rises
« Reply #164 on: May 01, 2012, 02:41:31 AM »
and for anyone talking shit on anne hathaway:



can't forget her awesome performance in Havoc either

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Re: The Dark Knight Rises
« Reply #165 on: May 01, 2012, 08:42:23 AM »
Damn, I just saw this. I don't know how I missed it. I'm excited again. Thoughts:

-Joseph Gordon-Levitt.. I'm trying to make a connection somewhere but I don't know. I wouldn't be surprised if his role isn't as deeply rooted as these trailers suggest, and he's more of a hopeful cause for Batman to return, but I don't know. Him holding up his hands, seemingly in prayer, definitely raises some cause for consideration and deliberation. The only thing that I can gather is that he seems to have an established relationship with Selina Kyle. Is there any storyline where Selina Kyle/Catwoman works on the side of the law with someone other than Batman? Or someone else who's fighting on that side, with no direct affiliation to Batman?

-Catwoman's role in the trailer is a definite improvement over my previous reservations, and it does seem like she's trying to hold up the mantle in Batman's absence. But down the line, she can't hold it together. I wish they kept her allegiances a mystery, but that barrel roll was by no means unpleasant on the eyes.

-Quick scene of Miranda Tate and Bruce locking lips in his mansion. I find it curious how they haven't shown her speaking yet, Talia Al Ghul has a distinct accent..

Picking up where I left off in my comic collection a few months back.
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Re: The Dark Knight Rises
« Reply #166 on: May 03, 2012, 04:20:41 PM »
i hope batman and catwoman get together and have a baby and they make a spin off show where the kid grows up and has loads of pressure to become a cat or a bat and he cant handle the stress so he rebels against his parents by getting into weed and skating and forming a punk rock band and batman tries to persuade him to carry on the family legacy and he's like 'fuck off dad, i dont wanna be a superhero, i just wanna play my guitar', and then his band starts getting successful but batman/catwoman never support his music until the final scene where he's playing a show and he looks out into the crowd and sees his parents and looks them in the eyes and finds happiness and says 'this is a new song i wrote that goes out to my parents, its called 'superheros save the world' '

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Re: The Dark Knight Rises
« Reply #167 on: June 04, 2012, 04:30:57 PM »
New footage from the MTV movie awards. I'm completely sold on Anne Hathaway as Catwoman. When she says "don't be shy", I get a semi chub.

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Re: The Dark Knight Rises
« Reply #168 on: June 05, 2012, 01:27:02 PM »
Holy SHit that new mtv trailer is fucking amazing:o
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Re: The Dark Knight Rises
« Reply #169 on: June 05, 2012, 01:42:05 PM »
Holy SHit that new mtv trailer is fucking amazing:o
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Re: The Dark Knight Rises
« Reply #170 on: June 05, 2012, 01:49:49 PM »
what happened hate you goin soft on me.
look I never said it was ok but chill man tis all cool just havin some fun.

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Re: The Dark Knight Rises
« Reply #171 on: June 05, 2012, 09:43:25 PM »
really hope this isn't gonna end up like the BA epicly later'd and batman finally comes out of the closet.

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Re: The Dark Knight Rises
« Reply #172 on: June 05, 2012, 11:13:09 PM »
really hope this isn't gonna end up like the BA epicly later'd and batman finally comes out of the closet.


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Re: The Dark Knight Rises
« Reply #173 on: June 06, 2012, 06:55:29 AM »
I dig Hathaway as Catwoman. She isn't so much of a sex-pot that I'd have to stifle my chubby the entire movie wondering when she's going to next appear, but attractive enough that I'd still bang the shit out of her at any moment's notice. Good choice, I think. A voluptuous Catwoman would really hold the atmosphere of the film askew - I spent movies like Tron, during pivotal scenes, imaging myself ramming Olivia Wilde up the ass.

Levitt's casting just seems ephemeral. Dude's pretty fashionable these days and this I almost see as something beyond Nolan's decision but more moves behind the scenes in getting Levitt - especially after Inception - truly established as a player in Big Action Movies.
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Re: The Dark Knight Rises
« Reply #174 on: June 07, 2012, 02:18:23 PM »






I am not hyped at all on how human they made bane look . doesn't look right to me
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Re: The Dark Knight Rises
« Reply #175 on: June 07, 2012, 02:49:51 PM »






I am not hyped at all on how human they mad bane look . doesn't look right to me



Just glad he no longer looks like this

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Re: The Dark Knight Rises
« Reply #176 on: June 19, 2012, 02:12:37 PM »


aaaaayyyyyyyyee.

Whoever is editing the trailers knows how to crescendo the impending hype train with the score. Two of the corniest shots though:

Police charging like they're in Braveheart.
Slo-mo fist catch of Bane. You ain't Neo son. If anything, you're supposed to be slower if not on par in reaction time to the Bat. Super Saiyin II bullshit. But overall, soooooo excited.
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Re: The Dark Knight Rises
« Reply #177 on: June 19, 2012, 02:26:01 PM »
Hathaway.

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Re: The Dark Knight Rises
« Reply #178 on: June 19, 2012, 05:57:33 PM »
Jesus Im as hyped for the score as I am for the whole movie. The score made Inception that much better, and the same will happen here.


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Re: The Dark Knight Rises
« Reply #179 on: June 19, 2012, 10:41:36 PM »
fucking boooooooo trailer 4 was already removed