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Re: kate middletons sister offered $5 million to do porn
« Reply #30 on: July 11, 2011, 05:05:51 PM »
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Re: kate middletons sister offered $5 million to do porn
« Reply #31 on: July 11, 2011, 07:24:39 PM »
Do I remember when Diana died? Yeah, a whole bunch of people gave way too much of a shit about the death of a former figure head.

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Re: kate middletons sister offered $5 million to do porn
« Reply #32 on: July 11, 2011, 09:57:50 PM »
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her sister's third in line to be the queen of England, she doesn't need $5 million
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holy shit you're dumb, and you're a teacher? harry is third in line, if Will were to die, kate would not become the head of the commonwealth, this isn't the middle ages any more.

By your logic, if Charles became king, and died, Camilla would become the queen???

Kate will NEVER be the queen. There is only one King OR Queen at a time, never both anymore. Queen Elizabeth's husband was ALWAYS called the Prince of Wales, and not the King.

think before you post.


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Re: kate middletons sister offered $5 million to do porn
« Reply #33 on: July 12, 2011, 05:43:09 AM »
Do I remember when Diana died? Yeah, a whole bunch of people gave way too much of a shit about the death of a former figure head.



lol, coming from the dude that commemorates a former figure head in his handle. a particularly shitty one too.

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Re: kate middletons sister offered $5 million to do porn
« Reply #34 on: July 12, 2011, 04:39:45 PM »
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her sister's third in line to be the queen of England, she doesn't need $5 million
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holy shit you're dumb, and you're a teacher? harry is third in line, if Will were to die, kate would not become the head of the commonwealth, this isn't the middle ages any more.

By your logic, if Charles became king, and died, Camilla would become the queen???

Kate will NEVER be the queen. There is only one King OR Queen at a time, never both anymore. Queen Elizabeth's husband was ALWAYS called the Prince of Wales, and not the King.

think before you post.
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Re: kate middletons sister offered $5 million to do porn
« Reply #35 on: July 12, 2011, 05:37:35 PM »
She obviously wouldn't do it for $5 Million. She probably wouldn't do it for $50 million.

The question is, she has a price, and what is it?

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Re: kate middletons sister offered $5 million to do porn
« Reply #36 on: July 12, 2011, 09:46:29 PM »
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Do I remember when Diana died? Yeah, a whole bunch of people gave way too much of a shit about the death of a former figure head.


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lol, coming from the dude that commemorates a former figure head in his handle. a particularly shitty one too.
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Re: kate middletons sister offered $5 million to do porn
« Reply #37 on: July 12, 2011, 10:27:05 PM »
this bitch is mangy lookin.

5 mill for this scraggly hoe?


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Re: kate middletons sister offered $5 million to do porn
« Reply #38 on: July 13, 2011, 11:05:16 AM »
some of you have way too high standards. anyone with a pussy over 18 is porkable.

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Re: kate middletons sister offered $5 million to do porn
« Reply #39 on: July 13, 2011, 04:33:28 PM »
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Do I remember when Diana died? Yeah, a whole bunch of people gave way too much of a shit about the death of a former figure head.


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lol, coming from the dude that commemorates a former figure head in his handle. a particularly shitty one too.

Look up the term "figurehead," you might learn something.

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Re: kate middletons sister offered $5 million to do porn
« Reply #40 on: July 13, 2011, 08:11:52 PM »
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Do I remember when Diana died? Yeah, a whole bunch of people gave way too much of a shit about the death of a former figure head.


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lol, coming from the dude that commemorates a former figure head in his handle. a particularly shitty one too.
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Look up the term "figurehead," you might learn something.
He did.
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