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Re: BITTER LITTLE SPOILED FUCKIN' BRAT
« Reply #720 on: August 08, 2011, 05:16:22 PM »
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Re: BITTER LITTLE SPOILED FUCKIN' BRAT
« Reply #721 on: August 08, 2011, 05:20:01 PM »
Like Daewon said: if skateboarding is a ten story building, Rodney is on eleventh floor.

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Re: BITTER LITTLE SPOILED FUCKIN' BRAT
« Reply #723 on: August 08, 2011, 05:26:00 PM »
Dear Eric,

Next time you're skating that rail in the dark, keep an eye on those bushes.

Love,


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« Reply #724 on: August 08, 2011, 07:08:38 PM »
Man, poor Koston..  everyone's fantastic opinions of this poor man are slowly diminishing!  Being bitter and old must make it hard to accept jokes on his behalf?

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Re: BITTER LITTLE SPOILED FUCKIN' BRAT
« Reply #726 on: August 08, 2011, 08:33:34 PM »
It must be hard for Koston to skate with all that sand in his vagina. I wonder how he does it.

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Re: BITTER LITTLE SPOILED FUCKIN' BRAT
« Reply #728 on: August 08, 2011, 11:14:26 PM »
Eric Koston:
?Hey @worldsbestdad @stupidface(Leo), I didn't know you guys were back in town?! Also next time you guys are goin to MJ's, call me up!"






sick burn bro!


EDIT: wait, stupidface is Leo Romero right? ahh whatevr

holy shit this is pathetic, eric koston (a pro for girl skateboards, a company i've always viewed as fairly progressive and anti-homophobia) is mad that some people choose not to watch videos on the berrics and his response is to hate gay people?

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Re: BITTER LITTLE SPOILED FUCKIN' BRAT
« Reply #729 on: August 09, 2011, 12:53:20 AM »
Eric Koston:
?Hey @worldsbestdad @stupidface(Leo), I didn't know you guys were back in town?! Also next time you guys are goin to MJ's, call me up!"






sick burn bro!


EDIT: wait, stupidface is Leo Romero right? ahh whatevr

holy shit this is pathetic, eric koston (a pro for girl skateboards, a company i've always viewed as fairly progressive and anti-homophobia) is mad that some people choose not to watch videos on the berrics and his response is to hate gay people?

I don't really know what you're talking about, but Koston is completely blowing it.  It sucks.  I always thought of him as the Tiger Woods of skateboarding, but kinda in a cool way.  Now he still reminds me of Tiger, but he is ruining his career by posting whiney shit on twitter, while Tiger ruined his career by banging chicks.
I actually did hit another skater in the face with my shoe once at a demo doing a shoes fly off kickflip but he was cool with it.

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Re: BITTER LITTLE SPOILED FUCKIN' BRAT
« Reply #730 on: August 09, 2011, 01:21:44 AM »
banging chicks > whiney shit on twitter

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Re: BITTER LITTLE SPOILED FUCKIN' BRAT
« Reply #731 on: August 09, 2011, 01:38:43 AM »
Eric Koston:
?Hey @worldsbestdad @stupidface(Leo), I didn't know you guys were back in town?! Also next time you guys are goin to MJ's, call me up!"






sick burn bro!


EDIT: wait, stupidface is Leo Romero right? ahh whatevr

holy shit this is pathetic, eric koston (a pro for girl skateboards, a company i've always viewed as fairly progressive and anti-homophobia) is mad that some people choose not to watch videos on the berrics and his response is to hate gay people?

I don't really know what you're talking about, but Koston is completely blowing it.  It sucks.  I always thought of him as the Tiger Woods of skateboarding, but kinda in a cool way.  Now he still reminds me of Tiger, but he is ruining his career by posting whiney shit on twitter, while Tiger ruined his career by banging chicks.

I am really getting bummed out by how whiney he reacts to this shit instead of going: "You don't like it? Well fuck it, I do!", he is acting like a fucking bitch,....

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Re: BITTER LITTLE SPOILED FUCKIN' BRAT
« Reply #732 on: August 09, 2011, 02:50:55 AM »
I still don't think he's being serious, much like the "Fuck your face!" debacle. He's always been a goof so making a joke like this doesn't seem out of character.
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Re: BITTER LITTLE SPOILED FUCKIN' BRAT
« Reply #733 on: August 09, 2011, 04:12:30 AM »
well this is one way to keep everyone's attention if you're not gonna put out throwaway clips and whatnot.

i guessed hyped for the choco video?

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« Reply #734 on: August 09, 2011, 04:37:33 AM »

Chill out guys. It's just some private jokes between me and toy. I'm not turning into some old crazy cranky fuck (yet).
Peace.

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Re: BITTER LITTLE SPOILED FUCKIN' BRAT
« Reply #735 on: August 09, 2011, 04:43:58 AM »
If it's private, why is it on the internet

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Re: BITTER LITTLE SPOILED FUCKIN' BRAT
« Reply #736 on: August 09, 2011, 04:45:19 AM »
Waiting for Berra's tweet claiming that FROSTONGIRL on Slap boards is some canadian dude called Dan Watson...
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Re: BITTER LITTLE SPOILED FUCKIN' BRAT
« Reply #737 on: August 09, 2011, 04:47:59 AM »
Waiting for Berra's tweet claiming that FROSTONGIRL on Slap boards is some canadian dude called Dan Watson...

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« Reply #738 on: August 09, 2011, 05:08:32 AM »

Chill out guys. It's just some private jokes between me and toy. I'm not turning into some old crazy cranky fuck (yet).
Peace.

eric

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Re: BITTER LITTLE SPOILED FUCKIN' BRAT
« Reply #739 on: August 09, 2011, 05:50:01 AM »
Fight here instead! Everyone thinks this is skating's center of hate already anyway.

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Re: BITTER LITTLE SPOILED FUCKIN' BRAT
« Reply #740 on: August 09, 2011, 05:55:59 AM »
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Chill out guys. It's just some private jokes between me and toy. I'm not turning into some old crazy cranky fuck (yet).
Peace.

eric

Hatin' on other skaters comparing them to gay dudes was the lamest move ever.
I feel sorry for all the kids idolizing you and following you on instagram/Twitter and shit. That kind of attitude is wack.
Haters hate only the things they can't have and the people they can't be.

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Re: BITTER LITTLE SPOILED FUCKIN' BRAT
« Reply #741 on: August 09, 2011, 06:03:38 AM »
that's the whole problem, these aren't private jokes hinted in a printed interview somehwere, this is the fucking internet, he should know better than to deconstruct his image (seemingly)

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Re: BITTER LITTLE SPOILED FUCKIN' BRAT
« Reply #742 on: August 09, 2011, 06:26:32 AM »
i figured it was jokes after it kept getting more and more outrageous. you guys take everything this seriously? dag, you wouldn't last a minute around my friends. im glad he responded though. and i disagree with the whole "it's the internet, be careful" thing. if you want to make a joke with your friends, who cares if someone overhears you and misinterprets things? it's a joke and not for them anyways. and the same thing happens at demos and shit in real life too. it's just easier to eavesdrop on the internet. but hey, i guess if it gets you 20-something pages, then hey...whaddayagonnado? it's slap. by the way, where the rawb been at? he has way better jokes.

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« Reply #743 on: August 09, 2011, 07:19:54 AM »

Chill out guys. It's just some private jokes between me and toy. I'm not turning into some old crazy cranky fuck (yet).
Peace.

eric

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« Reply #744 on: August 09, 2011, 07:31:16 AM »

Chill out guys. It's just some private jokes between me and toy. I'm not turning into some old crazy cranky fuck (yet).
Peace.

eric

If they are private why would you post them on a social networking sight where anyone in the world can see?

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« Reply #745 on: August 09, 2011, 07:41:22 AM »
I haven't seen any tweets from the Toy dudes attacking Koston?  Wouldn't "jokes between us" imply it's going both ways?  Besides, nothing Koston says is funny, from the gay jokes to "buds with buds on the golf course".  Leo's noseblunting gap to rails, Koston's getting whooped by Tosh Townend in contests.  Hopefully the lack of attention his daughter is receiving will prevent her from turning out like Eric.

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« Reply #746 on: August 09, 2011, 08:15:57 AM »
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I haven't seen any tweets from the Toy dudes attacking Koston?  Wouldn't "jokes between us" imply it's going both ways?  Besides, nothing Koston says is funny, from the gay jokes to "buds with buds on the golf course".  Leo's noseblunting gap to rails, Koston's getting whooped by Tosh Townend in contests.  Hopefully the lack of attention his daughter is receiving will prevent her from turning out like Eric.

 damn that's harsh otis. whew.

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If they are private why would you post them on a social networking sight where anyone in the world can see?

by "private" joke, i'm pretty sure he didn't mean private like, "you're not supposed to see them" and more private like, "you're not supposed to get them". like an inside joke.

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Re: BITTER LITTLE SPOILED FUCKIN' BRAT
« Reply #747 on: August 09, 2011, 08:30:09 AM »
no doubt koston is serious about this, he just gets butthurt over his skatepark too easily and thinks he can shut the haters up by attacking them through this when in reality he just enhances some unnecessary drama and comes off as a little cuntsucking bitch rather than the well respected skateboarder we all once liked

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« Reply #748 on: August 09, 2011, 11:02:08 AM »
We need some people in the know to shed some light on whats going on.

I'm pretty sure the Alex Olson thing was real, but the whole Leo beef seems a little too much for me to take seriously. What pros who posts on SLAP who would know Koston or Leo personally?

Down by the river...

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« Reply #749 on: August 09, 2011, 01:55:41 PM »
our operating thetan levels are too low to converse with.