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Re: BITTER LITTLE SPOILED FUCKIN' BRAT
« Reply #180 on: July 19, 2011, 04:46:59 PM »


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« Reply #181 on: July 19, 2011, 04:47:44 PM »
the real question is....

Who is going to make an apology video?

There are no apologies in skateboarding.  Only broken dreams.  :'(

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« Reply #182 on: July 19, 2011, 04:56:08 PM »
Here's my opinion about this:

Alex is entitled to his opinion and Eric should get the fuck over it. Just because he's your team mate or even your friend doesn't mean he has to like or promote your website.

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« Reply #183 on: July 19, 2011, 05:09:40 PM »
not enough cowbell.  i want to see more e-xchanges up in this piece.
at the very least, someone should throw up some rumors to keep me entertained.   

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« Reply #184 on: July 19, 2011, 05:15:34 PM »
A few guidelines to keep in mind that may help us navigate through this unsettling development:

1) If you're a grown man & you are fighting with someone you know in real life via social media or the internet, you LOSE.
2) If, in the midst of a recession, with rampant unemployment, you are endlessly whining about how hard you work for the "greater good" when you have never had a job outside of skateboarding, you LOSE BIG TIME.
3) If anything you say sounds like it could reasonably have come out of Berra's mouth, you LOSE.
4) If you throw your middle finger to Scientology you WIN.

Having just finished Ricky Oyola's EL episodes and now having stumbled on this thread, I'd say the shittiest part of the internet is finding out what douchebags all your favorite skate legends are.


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« Reply #185 on: July 19, 2011, 05:19:37 PM »
the self boasting, and self importance the berrics throws out any chance they get is kind of gross.

everyone works hard in any field. but its a labor of love so you should shut the fuck up about how hard you work.  

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« Reply #186 on: July 19, 2011, 05:26:04 PM »
It's harder to be a professional skater than it is to be a joe blow. Don't let anyone fool you. well to be a good one. To be a skater that slap likes is probably easier than working a regular job.


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« Reply #187 on: July 19, 2011, 05:30:55 PM »
I guess Koston didn't learn much from those Scientology "courses":

HOW TO IMPROVE RELATIONSHIPS WITH OTHERS COURSE
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« Reply #188 on: July 19, 2011, 05:33:45 PM »
A few guidelines to keep in mind that may help us navigate through this unsettling development:

1) If you're a grown man & you are fighting with someone you know in real life via social media or the internet, you LOSE.
2) If, in the midst of a recession, with rampant unemployment, you are endlessly whining about how hard you work for the "greater good" when you have never had a job outside of skateboarding, you LOSE BIG TIME.
3) If anything you say sounds like it could reasonably have come out of Berra's mouth, you LOSE.
4) If you throw your middle finger to Scientology you WIN.

Having just finished Ricky Oyola's EL episodes and now having stumbled on this thread, I'd say the shittiest part of the internet is finding out what douchebags all your favorite skate legends are.



agreed on all counts.
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« Reply #189 on: July 19, 2011, 05:34:50 PM »

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Re: BITTER LITTLE SPOILED FUCKIN' BRAT
« Reply #190 on: July 19, 2011, 05:35:28 PM »
you guys ever had a friend that was just always so damn negative, hating on everything possible? well thats alex olson. eventually you get fed up with it and you put the person in their place (koston). koston and berra are both going out of their way with the berrics, pouring in money and probably never seeing a direct return (exposure/sales boosts is an obvious return). they really do want to build skate parks all over the country that kids can skate for free, and even if berra is pretty kooky, i think that its still rad that they are doing that.

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« Reply #191 on: July 19, 2011, 05:37:01 PM »
they are both rich and self absorbed,real artists dont care about those 2 personalities.

Thats why they are fucking each other up on the internets,they forgot where they were before,why they are on planet Earth where peeps suffers and fight for real issues...real men beef on the streets and dont put any money on a berric beef'o-a-roni.


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« Reply #192 on: July 19, 2011, 05:41:24 PM »
you guys ever had a friend that was just always so damn negative, hating on everything possible? well thats alex olson. eventually you get fed up with it and you put the person in their place (koston). koston and berra are both going out of their way with the berrics, pouring in money and probably never seeing a direct return (exposure/sales boosts is an obvious return). they really do want to build skate parks all over the country that kids can skate for free, and even if berra is pretty kooky, i think that its still rad that they are doing that.

He didn't have to do it publicly. Koston seems to lack the foresight that his rant would make him look like a colossal, sopping wet, gaping vagina to a lot of people by crying about a mere six words typed by Olson. That is to say if the whole thing is for real.

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« Reply #193 on: July 19, 2011, 05:45:57 PM »
you guys ever had a friend that was just always so damn negative, hating on everything possible? well thats alex olson. eventually you get fed up with it and you put the person in their place (koston). koston and berra are both going out of their way with the berrics, pouring in money and probably never seeing a direct return (exposure/sales boosts is an obvious return). they really do want to build skate parks all over the country that kids can skate for free, and even if berra is pretty kooky, i think that its still rad that they are doing that.

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Re: BITTER LITTLE SPOILED FUCKIN' BRAT
« Reply #194 on: July 19, 2011, 05:51:18 PM »
real men beef on the streets and dont put any money on a berric beef'o-a-roni.

this.

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« Reply #195 on: July 19, 2011, 06:05:52 PM »
amazing

berra and koston use the berrics to recruit members to the church of scientology.  they plan to unify all skateboarders around the us with their unified program under the will of xenu.  through their website they broadcast experimental mind-control messages such as shoot all skaters.  berra plans to use the leverage of his recruited berric army to force himself back into the acting world where he can spread his message to a larger audience.  through his alliance with rob dyrdek, he has already infiltrated his message into many average american households on mtv.  they plan to corrupt the youth by broadcasting videos of their favorite skateboarders performing tricks with hidden scientology undertones.  they force anyone who enters their complex into signing away their soul to xenu.  they mask their whole plot under the theme of the greater good of skateboarding.  koston who had once in the past been bitter and hateful toward nike corporate plot to also use the power of skateboarding to construct an army for their view of the world, now saw an attempt to ally himself with the financial backing of the mega-corp.  koston decided with the limitless funds he would receive from nike, nothing would be able to prevent him from manufacturing an army of robotic park skating drones.  olson who had once entered the berrics after signing away his soul discovered documents revealing koston and berra's plan to corrupt the minds of the skateboarding youth through catchphrases such as "text yo self", "butter", "buttery", and "banging".  in otherwords tysbbb or today you shall breath burnt bibles.  (burnt bible is a slang non-believers use when referring to the scientologist's holy book of xenotraphagon) olson signed a treaty with berra saying that if he would be featured in one "text yo self" if he was allowed to flee the berrics and never return.  berra agreed but was unaware that olson had found the document and made a copy.  olson flee'd to his base and also began to try and infiltrate the media through his good-looks and boyish charm to spread hidden anti-berric agenda in his interactions with the public.  it was no use.  without the robotic moves of the berrics army, olson was only able to reveal so much.  as a last minute resort olson hacked into a public server known as tumblr to reveal the message that no one should never visit the berrics in an attempt to foil their plan.

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Re: BITTER LITTLE SPOILED FUCKIN' BRAT
« Reply #196 on: July 19, 2011, 06:08:12 PM »
Look being G'up means that only close friends or your own girlfriend can take picture of you modelin',other than that it means you will fall off because people will test your intellectual strenght way more and you'll end up like a moron thats why you modelin yourself already,because you never end up looking at yourself in a ratio where you know that you gotta learn.

shits poser...bambinos and seniors gotta learn how to talk to each others...its basics,stop watching fucking TV because you rich and shits...like the whole world is bullshit because of your success,thats as idiotic as giving up on happyness.

Koston have a fucking Nike sponsorship and he flip those fucking Nike boxes in ads all fuckin smiling like they are candy and shit,its disgusting as fuck...Kids are paid 2 $ a day to do those fucking shoes.

Dont get me wrong king kong have nothing against those 2 skatin' but their human side is shaded by Hollywood which is being hypocrits towards the whole world,thats the reason why they deculpabilize using twitters fucked up website tweetin bullshits all day in front of losts fucking kids fans.

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« Reply #197 on: July 19, 2011, 06:11:22 PM »
you guys ever had a friend that was just always so damn negative, hating on everything possible? well thats alex olson. eventually you get fed up with it and you put the person in their place (koston). koston and berra are both going out of their way with the berrics, pouring in money and probably never seeing a direct return (exposure/sales boosts is an obvious return). they really do want to build skate parks all over the country that kids can skate for free, and even if berra is pretty kooky, i think that its still rad that they are doing that.

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« Reply #198 on: July 19, 2011, 06:14:04 PM »
Alex has an opinion and isn't scared to share it. Even if it hurts peoples feelings. Better than being a yes man whos afraid to step on toes. There's nothing to debate here. He doesn't like the berrics and he isn't shy about telling someone when asked. I don't see the problem or the need to debate anything.

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« Reply #199 on: July 19, 2011, 06:19:00 PM »
im not kostons biggest fan but its not like he doesn't have a point. this is probably the 1000th time hes seen or heard alex whine about something berrics related and that last comment was simply the tipping point. he has a right to be pissed. if you put a lot of yourself into something you're going to take it personally when someone goes about their day marginalizing everything you do anytime it gets mentioned.

its 2011 not 1996. i wouldnt be surprised if girl/chocolate has its own version of upriver and downriver cliques within it.

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« Reply #200 on: July 19, 2011, 06:20:04 PM »
im not kostons biggest fan but its not like he doesn't have a point. this is probably the 1000th time hes seen or heard alex whine about something berrics related and that last comment was simply the tipping point. he has a right to be pissed. if you put a lot of yourself into something you're going to take it personally when someone goes about their day marginalizing everything you do anytime it gets mentioned.

exactly. obviously koston didnt need to do it on the internet but it seems like thats where alex wants to bitch and moan and seem too cool guy for everything.

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« Reply #201 on: July 19, 2011, 06:25:07 PM »
I think the real winner in this whole ordeal is that one guy that baited Billy Marks into making a ponce of himself. Well played.

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« Reply #202 on: July 19, 2011, 06:29:58 PM »
im not kostons biggest fan but its not like he doesn't have a point. this is probably the 1000th time hes seen or heard alex whine about something berrics related and that last comment was simply the tipping point. he has a right to be pissed. if you put a lot of yourself into something you're going to take it personally when someone goes about their day marginalizing everything you do anytime it gets mentioned.

its 2011 not 1996. i wouldnt be surprised if girl/chocolate has its own version of upriver and downriver cliques within it.

you're missing the point. one dude expressed an opinion when asked a question, the other dude acted like he got punched in the face because he didn't like that opinion. he has a right to be pissed. but if you make a website, you can't seriously be insulted if somebody chooses not to visit it. that would be like a restaurant that makes food and feels entitled to talk shit on you if you don't eat there.
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Re: BITTER LITTLE SPOILED FUCKIN' BRAT
« Reply #203 on: July 19, 2011, 06:30:56 PM »
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im not kostons biggest fan but its not like he doesn't have a point. this is probably the 1000th time hes seen or heard alex whine about something berrics related and that last comment was simply the tipping point. he has a right to be pissed. if you put a lot of yourself into something you're going to take it personally when someone goes about their day marginalizing everything you do anytime it gets mentioned.
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exactly. obviously koston didnt need to do it on the internet but it seems like thats where alex wants to bitch and moan and seem too cool guy for everything.

the dude answers questions on his website. anything. ask him about foods and we could get a watermelon debate going.
...on that note seedless are more expensive, but much easier to eat.
he doesnt need the berrics support. so the dude with a nike pro model can stop playing martyr.

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« Reply #204 on: July 19, 2011, 06:35:54 PM »
What if Alex simply misread the question as "Do you NEVER go to the Berrics?" and responded with "No, not never...you should [go] too." Which makes a lot more sense considering that if he wanted to say he never went,  his response should have been "No, not ever...you shouldn't either." And now he's going to be kicked off of Girl because he forgot a comma and misread a sentence. Damn you English language! Damn you to hell!

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« Reply #205 on: July 19, 2011, 06:36:11 PM »
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you guys ever had a friend that was just always so damn negative, hating on everything possible? well thats alex olson. eventually you get fed up with it and you put the person in their place (koston). koston and berra are both going out of their way with the berrics, pouring in money and probably never seeing a direct return (exposure/sales boosts is an obvious return). they really do want to build skate parks all over the country that kids can skate for free, and even if berra is pretty kooky, i think that its still rad that they are doing that.
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He didn't have to do it publicly. Koston seems to lack the foresight that his rant would make him look like a colossal, sopping wet, gaping vagina to a lot of people by crying about a mere six words typed by Olson. That is to say if the whole thing is for real.

it HAS to be... right? if this were a joke, who is it on exactly? slap? to get us all riled up? i mean, we'd be arguing in the ricky epicly laterd thread regardless...

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« Reply #206 on: July 19, 2011, 06:42:11 PM »
Alex has an opinion and isn't scared to share it. Even if it hurts peoples feelings. Better than being a yes man whos afraid to step on toes. There's nothing to debate here. He doesn't like the berrics and he isn't shy about telling someone when asked. I don't see the problem or the need to debate anything.

Finally!!!!

Please, someone send this to Koston.

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« Reply #207 on: July 19, 2011, 06:44:43 PM »
You know who gets a lot of criticism in the skate industry? Nike.  But you'll NEVER see a higher-up at Nike spill tears online over negative press, because they understand that it wouldn't solve anything and would only make them look sensitive and offendable. 

This is partly why corporations are taking over the industry - the correlation between being able to skateboard and being able to run a skateboard business is diminishing as corporations are increasing able to mimic skateboarding culture and successfully sell to the skateboarding demographic.  Additionally, people in the industry are generally vain and petty, like when Phelps bans people from coverage in his mag, or when Jamie comes on here to defend himself, or when Sheckler complains about his haters.

The thing is, you don't hear other businesses endlessly wining over their detractors, or trying to brow-beat the consumer base into liking their product.  Remember how well the "Don't do it" campaign worked? The skateboard industry wastes too much time trying to control things they can't control.  Corporations like Globe however, don't waste any time whining online to people who don't buy their product, they're too busy making money.  The skateboard culture and industry are so heterogeneous and fractured that they spend time arguing over silly drama and fighting themselves while corporations silently establish themselves as the dominant power players.

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« Reply #208 on: July 19, 2011, 06:45:15 PM »

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« Reply #209 on: July 19, 2011, 06:53:54 PM »
What if Alex simply misread the question as "Do you NEVER go to the Berrics?" and responded with "No, not never...you should [go] too." Which makes a lot more sense considering that if he wanted to say he never went,  his response should have been "No, not ever...you shouldn't either." And now he's going to be kicked off of Girl because he forgot a comma and misread a sentence. Damn you English language! Damn you to hell!

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