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Re: BITTER LITTLE SPOILED FUCKIN' BRAT
« Reply #270 on: July 20, 2011, 04:13:12 AM »
i wonder how eric took the ricky oyola switch mongo comment? oh shit.

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« Reply #272 on: July 20, 2011, 05:02:07 AM »
It's been tense since the flare.

Koston has the pull at Girl, Olson doesn't.

Just you wait.

How does Koston have pull at Girl? Alex has had the most impact on Girls success for many years and counting. Without him they would have no credibility and probably fhave folded by now.

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Re: BITTER LITTLE SPOILED FUCKIN' BRAT
« Reply #273 on: July 20, 2011, 05:09:43 AM »
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It's been tense since the flare.

Koston has the pull at Girl, Olson doesn't.

Just you wait.
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How does Koston have pull at Girl? Alex has had the most impact on Girls success for many years and counting. Without him they would have no credibility and probably fhave folded by now.

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Re: BITTER LITTLE SPOILED FUCKIN' BRAT
« Reply #274 on: July 20, 2011, 05:11:32 AM »



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Re: BITTER LITTLE SPOILED FUCKIN' BRAT
« Reply #275 on: July 20, 2011, 05:32:10 AM »
It's been tense since the flare. Koston has the pull at Girl, Olson doesn't. Just you wait.
I can imagine Koston giving an ultimatum such as "Alex leaves or I leave"

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Re: BITTER LITTLE SPOILED FUCKIN' BRAT
« Reply #276 on: July 20, 2011, 05:43:17 AM »
I can't believe I read all this shit.
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Re: BITTER LITTLE SPOILED FUCKIN' BRAT
« Reply #277 on: July 20, 2011, 05:54:34 AM »

 

How Megan handles business over there, I don't know...

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Re: BITTER LITTLE SPOILED FUCKIN' BRAT
« Reply #278 on: July 20, 2011, 05:58:00 AM »
Oh the irony!



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Re: BITTER LITTLE SPOILED FUCKIN' BRAT
« Reply #279 on: July 20, 2011, 05:59:23 AM »
Amazing. Olson answers a question, Koston writes a sobbing novel.

"lifestyle scorpion dude..."

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Re: BITTER LITTLE SPOILED FUCKIN' BRAT
« Reply #280 on: July 20, 2011, 06:06:17 AM »
How does Koston have pull at Girl? Alex has had the most impact on Girls success for many years and counting. Without him they would have no credibility and probably fhave folded by now.
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Re: BITTER LITTLE SPOILED FUCKIN' BRAT
« Reply #281 on: July 20, 2011, 06:07:46 AM »
Oh the irony!
great work sherlock now look a couple pages back but im really glad you created an account for this

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Re: BITTER LITTLE SPOILED FUCKIN' BRAT
« Reply #282 on: July 20, 2011, 06:22:05 AM »
I would be cool with this if Kosten would have told Oslen all that shit to his face, instead of doing it publicly throught the internets.

Olson is a lazy fuck though, that much is true. Only one full part in the 6 or 7 years he has been fully on the business... he better come out with two amazing parts for the chocolate and the vans video. But anyway, that's not the point here.



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Re: BITTER LITTLE SPOILED FUCKIN' BRAT
« Reply #283 on: July 20, 2011, 06:30:58 AM »
I would be cool with this if Kosten would have told Oslen all that shit to his face, instead of doing it publicly throught the internets.

Olson is a lazy fuck though, that much is true. Only one full part in the 6 or 7 years he has been fully on the business... he better come out with two amazing parts for the chocolate and the vans video. But anyway, that's not the point here.

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Spanky still looks like a child, I don't think he belongs in that team.

Who EXACTLY is on Team Handsome?

I know so far contracts have been extended to Dylan, Alex Olson, and Austyn Gillette. Heard rumors D-Gar is going to come on over from Habitat also though...


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Re: BITTER LITTLE SPOILED FUCKIN' BRAT
« Reply #284 on: July 20, 2011, 06:53:10 AM »
How does Koston have pull at Girl? Alex has had the most impact on Girls success for many years and counting. Without him they would have no credibility and probably fhave folded by now.



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Re: BITTER LITTLE SPOILED FUCKIN' BRAT
« Reply #285 on: July 20, 2011, 07:11:46 AM »
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Oh the irony!
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great work sherlock now look a couple pages back but im really glad you created an account for this

Well, if you'd really like to know I made one a couple of months ago but I was getting pretty bored of fat American keyboard warriors like yourself.

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Re: BITTER LITTLE SPOILED FUCKIN' BRAT
« Reply #286 on: July 20, 2011, 07:26:29 AM »
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Oh the irony!
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great work sherlock now look a couple pages back but im really glad you created an account for this
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Well, if you'd really like to know I made one a couple of months ago but I was getting pretty bored of fat American keyboard warriors like yourself.
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Re: BITTER LITTLE SPOILED FUCKIN' BRAT
« Reply #287 on: July 20, 2011, 07:55:54 AM »
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How Megan handles business over there, I don't know...

 

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Re: BITTER LITTLE SPOILED FUCKIN' BRAT
« Reply #288 on: July 20, 2011, 08:04:45 AM »
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It's been tense since the flare.

Koston has the pull at Girl, Olson doesn't.

Just you wait.
[close]

How does Koston have pull at Girl? Alex has had the most impact on Girls success for many years and counting. Without him they would have no credibility and probably fhave folded by now.
[close]

Funniest thing I've read on slap in all my years of lurking!
"all my years of lurking"=found out about SLAP over the weekend.

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It's been tense since the flare. Koston has the pull at Girl, Olson doesn't. Just you wait.
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I can imagine Koston giving an ultimatum such as "Alex leaves or I leave"
If he does, new sponsor predictions. I'm thinking Antihero.
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Re: BITTER LITTLE SPOILED FUCKIN' BRAT
« Reply #289 on: July 20, 2011, 08:13:56 AM »
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It's been tense since the flare. Koston has the pull at Girl, Olson doesn't. Just you wait.
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I can imagine Koston giving an ultimatum such as "Alex leaves or I leave"
If he does, new sponsor predictions. I'm thinking Antihero.
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toy or alien would be sick

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Re: BITTER LITTLE SPOILED FUCKIN' BRAT
« Reply #290 on: July 20, 2011, 08:15:08 AM »
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It's been tense since the flare. Koston has the pull at Girl, Olson doesn't. Just you wait.
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I can imagine Koston giving an ultimatum such as "Alex leaves or I leave"
If he does, new sponsor predictions. I'm thinking Antihero.
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Doubt it. Trujillo on Fourstar, Beauty and the Beast everybody except for Alex looked awfully friendly towards one another...
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Re: BITTER LITTLE SPOILED FUCKIN' BRAT
« Reply #291 on: July 20, 2011, 08:16:32 AM »
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and i dont see how he can take that "neglecting skating for 3 years" jab at olson, when berra has even topped pops as skateboarding's premiere milker.

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This.

 berra has at least put out multiple parts that at one point in time were undeniably good. I think its pretty obvious that berra isnt going to be putting out more amazing video parts. I know it, you know it, all his sponsors know it, but due to his work at the berrics, hes gained alot of popularity, hence his products still sell despite him not skating so his sponsors keep him on.

 Olson on the other hand, put out 1 video part that if any other am in the industry put out, would still be am, but hes pro, and hasnt done much since other than put out lifestyle footage and jump over mailboxes instead of film actual skateboarding tricks. So whose the milker here?

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Re: BITTER LITTLE SPOILED FUCKIN' BRAT
« Reply #292 on: July 20, 2011, 08:20:24 AM »
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It's been tense since the flare.

Koston has the pull at Girl, Olson doesn't.

Just you wait.
[close]

How does Koston have pull at Girl? Alex has had the most impact on Girls success for many years and counting. Without him they would have no credibility and probably fhave folded by now.
[close]

Funniest thing I've read on slap in all my years of lurking!
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"all my years of lurking"=found out about SLAP over the weekend.

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It's been tense since the flare. Koston has the pull at Girl, Olson doesn't. Just you wait.
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I can imagine Koston giving an ultimatum such as "Alex leaves or I leave"
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If he does, new sponsor predictions. I'm thinking Antihero.


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« Reply #293 on: July 20, 2011, 08:26:38 AM »
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and i dont see how he can take that "neglecting skating for 3 years" jab at olson, when berra has even topped pops as skateboarding's premiere milker.

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This.
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 berra has at least put out multiple parts that at one point in time were undeniably good. I think its pretty obvious that berra isnt going to be putting out more amazing video parts. I know it, you know it, all his sponsors know it, but due to his work at the berrics, hes gained alot of popularity, hence his products still sell despite him not skating so his sponsors keep him on.

 Olson on the other hand, put out 1 video part that if any other am in the industry put out, would still be am, but hes pro, and hasnt done much since other than put out lifestyle footage and jump over mailboxes instead of film actual skateboarding tricks. So whose the milker here?
maybe they both are? the point still stands, koston shouldnt have taken that jab at olson, when berra is no better.

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« Reply #294 on: July 20, 2011, 08:35:20 AM »
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and i dont see how he can take that "neglecting skating for 3 years" jab at olson, when berra has even topped pops as skateboarding's premiere milker.

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This.
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 berra has at least put out multiple parts that at one point in time were undeniably good. I think its pretty obvious that berra isnt going to be putting out more amazing video parts. I know it, you know it, all his sponsors know it, but due to his work at the berrics, hes gained alot of popularity, hence his products still sell despite him not skating so his sponsors keep him on.

 Olson on the other hand, put out 1 video part that if any other am in the industry put out, would still be am, but hes pro, and hasnt done much since other than put out lifestyle footage and jump over mailboxes instead of film actual skateboarding tricks. So whose the milker here?
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maybe they both are? the point still stands, koston shouldnt have taken that jab at olson, when berra is no better.
I dont know about all this.On one hand i feel like koston wouldnt go on that rant from that one comment, like maybe in person he told olson to turn it down on the whole anti berrics thing then this happend. But on the other hand koston and his social networking is a little out of control and i guess he could just snap, who knows.

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Re: BITTER LITTLE SPOILED FUCKIN' BRAT
« Reply #295 on: July 20, 2011, 08:42:06 AM »

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Re: BITTER LITTLE SPOILED FUCKIN' BRAT
« Reply #296 on: July 20, 2011, 08:45:11 AM »

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Re: BITTER LITTLE SPOILED FUCKIN' BRAT
« Reply #297 on: July 20, 2011, 08:51:00 AM »
Even if Olson got kicked off Girl, he would get snatched up by another company no problem. I can already see him on Alien or something like that.
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« Reply #298 on: July 20, 2011, 09:00:18 AM »
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« Reply #299 on: July 20, 2011, 09:01:24 AM »
Even if Olson got kicked off Girl, he would get snatched up by another company no problem. I can already see him on Alien or something like that.
it would be the only thing worse then girl.
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