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Re: BITTER LITTLE SPOILED FUCKIN' BRAT
« Reply #780 on: August 10, 2011, 01:14:44 PM »
http://toymachine.com/newspost/8230/insta+worship/ - new post about koston.... don't know what the fuck is happening.

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Re: BITTER LITTLE SPOILED FUCKIN' BRAT
« Reply #781 on: August 10, 2011, 02:02:58 PM »
The skatebording industry is like high school, especially all this, "you're stupid", "nuh uh, you're stupid!".
Koston has always come off as goofy extremely immature.
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Re: BITTER LITTLE SPOILED FUCKIN' BRAT
« Reply #782 on: August 10, 2011, 02:26:22 PM »

"Brad Staba and Eric Koston getting wacked for some Leo roust."

eh, maybe it could be a "private" joke....
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Re: BITTER LITTLE SPOILED FUCKIN' BRAT
« Reply #783 on: August 10, 2011, 02:27:58 PM »
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Re: BITTER LITTLE SPOILED FUCKIN' BRAT
« Reply #784 on: August 10, 2011, 02:54:42 PM »
theory: Koston is up at 3:00 am because he is worried sick about what people are saying about him on Slap. He paces the halls of his Beverly Hills mansion, "should I say something?" finally settling on his gold couch and typing a pithy response "guys, it's just an inside joke." The minute he hits send he instantly regrets it. "why did I get involved? I should just stay off the new medias like everyone on Slap keeps telling me. FUUUUU... 

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Re: BITTER LITTLE SPOILED FUCKIN' BRAT
« Reply #785 on: August 10, 2011, 02:56:20 PM »
I hope it all turns out to be a joke because Koston has burned through a lot of his Mouse capital. On a continuum of skate careers between Heath Kirchart and J. Cassanova, he is more on the J side. He could save his rep, though, by squashing the beef, quitting Nike, and skating the mega ramp. My 2 cents.

Because he made some goofy instagram posts? I'm as confused and disappointed about these posts as you but come on. Dude has only put out great footage for 20 years now.

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Re: BITTER LITTLE SPOILED FUCKIN' BRAT
« Reply #786 on: August 10, 2011, 03:07:23 PM »
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I hope it all turns out to be a joke because Koston has burned through a lot of his Mouse capital. On a continuum of skate careers between Heath Kirchart and J. Cassanova, he is more on the J side. He could save his rep, though, by squashing the beef, quitting Nike, and skating the mega ramp. My 2 cents.
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Because he made some goofy instagram posts? I'm as confused and disappointed about these posts as you but come on. Dude has only put out great footage for 20 years now.
You're right. And it's really hard to hate on the guy after I saw his dork tricks in the newest Manolo's Tapes.

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Re: BITTER LITTLE SPOILED FUCKIN' BRAT
« Reply #787 on: August 10, 2011, 04:35:22 PM »
You either die a hero or live long enough to watch yourself become the Berra.

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Re: BITTER LITTLE SPOILED FUCKIN' BRAT
« Reply #788 on: August 10, 2011, 07:56:53 PM »
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People are buying into the 3:37 a.m. post by Koston?  Dude doesn't read this site and doesn't post at 4 a.m.

If I'm up at that hour I'm dealing with a crying kid.  This site isn't iPhone friendly or whatever.

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...there's some confusion about where the IP address actually resolves, but it's very possible that it's him.

Aside from that, doesn't he have a little one? He could be up... and I'm sure he has a desktop somewhere.

I figure he would have been back by now for more.  Not sure why pros ignore SLAP forums.  Look how much good it did Josh and all he did was have to endure dicks on his face, hah.

So glad someone neg'd me for posting that though.  Really? 

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Re: BITTER LITTLE SPOILED FUCKIN' BRAT
« Reply #789 on: August 10, 2011, 08:30:48 PM »


Girl or Toy machine.

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Re: BITTER LITTLE SPOILED FUCKIN' BRAT
« Reply #790 on: August 10, 2011, 09:12:13 PM »
When you little scamps get together, you're worse than a sewing circle

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Re: BITTER LITTLE SPOILED FUCKIN' BRAT
« Reply #791 on: August 10, 2011, 11:11:57 PM »
is this suppose to be funny or something? koston just keeps getting worse every time he opens his mouth on or off the internet.

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Re: BITTER LITTLE SPOILED FUCKIN' BRAT
« Reply #792 on: August 11, 2011, 01:31:21 AM »
yous have given me shit for the word crend (career end) before, but it's just so appropriate right now.

Koston is crending deep

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Re: BITTER LITTLE SPOILED FUCKIN' BRAT
« Reply #793 on: August 11, 2011, 02:09:33 AM »
yous have given me shit for the word crend (career end) before, but it's just so appropriate right now.

Koston is crending deep

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Re: BITTER LITTLE SPOILED FUCKIN' BRAT
« Reply #794 on: August 11, 2011, 04:08:21 AM »
I always wanted to change my forum name to Eric Koston's narcissism. Dude is a fucking pile.

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Re: BITTER LITTLE SPOILED FUCKIN' BRAT
« Reply #795 on: August 11, 2011, 04:24:09 AM »
I always wanted to change my forum name to Eric Koston's narcissism. Dude is a fucking pile.

Are you self-quoting in your sig, pretending like someone interviewed you? And that's you're fantasy response?

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Re: BITTER LITTLE SPOILED FUCKIN' BRAT
« Reply #796 on: August 11, 2011, 05:37:28 AM »
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Are you self-quoting in your sig, pretending like someone interviewed you? And that's you're fantasy response?

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I love how your nick sounds like ANUS Stephen.
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Re: BITTER LITTLE SPOILED FUCKIN' BRAT
« Reply #797 on: August 11, 2011, 05:47:19 AM »
yous have given me shit for the word crend (career end) before, but it's just so appropriate right now.

Koston is crending deep

and now we can give you shit for saying yous

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Re: BITTER LITTLE SPOILED FUCKIN' BRAT
« Reply #798 on: August 11, 2011, 06:32:49 AM »
It must be hard for Koston to have parts that top the level nowadays, but not be as nearly as recognized as he should be, self ashaming himself in front of his fan base, in which I included myself, but I'm sorry, koston is now not more than a joke, his new shoe in nike sb is ugly, his style is hard to see,  but most importantly I had respect for crailtap. Mike Carroll, MJ and Howard are role models, Koston is not.

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Re: BITTER LITTLE SPOILED FUCKIN' BRAT
« Reply #799 on: August 11, 2011, 06:36:50 AM »
uhhh....since when has any skateboarder been a role model

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Re: BITTER LITTLE SPOILED FUCKIN' BRAT
« Reply #800 on: August 11, 2011, 06:37:56 AM »
Carroll a role model HAHAHAAha.......

A real dickhead yes.
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Re: BITTER LITTLE SPOILED FUCKIN' BRAT
« Reply #801 on: August 11, 2011, 06:49:20 AM »
Yes kids, you should absolutely look at pro skaters as role models. They are not just normal people who sometimes you even forget they are pros. You would never not look at them as pros because they do not have the same hangups, faults, faults, and insecurities as "normal" people. They are essentially gods and the best course of action is to do everything exactly like them because they do not make mistakes. They are, after all, pro skaters.

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« Reply #802 on: August 11, 2011, 07:44:14 AM »
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I always wanted to change my forum name to Eric Koston's narcissism. Dude is a fucking pile.
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Are you self-quoting in your sig, pretending like someone interviewed you? And that's you're fantasy response?

Bahahaha

Haha inside joke

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Re: BITTER LITTLE SPOILED FUCKIN' BRAT
« Reply #803 on: August 11, 2011, 07:57:18 AM »
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I always wanted to change my forum name to Eric Koston's narcissism. Dude is a fucking pile.
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Are you self-quoting in your sig, pretending like someone interviewed you? And that's you're fantasy response?

Bahahaha
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Haha inside joke

this is the wrong thread to say that :p

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Re: BITTER LITTLE SPOILED FUCKIN' BRAT
« Reply #804 on: August 11, 2011, 08:20:49 AM »


@stupidfaces you guys really broke my heart. (sadface) But still i gotta admit this board is the most entertaining shit

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Re: BITTER LITTLE SPOILED FUCKIN' BRAT
« Reply #805 on: August 11, 2011, 08:23:00 AM »


@stupidfaces you guys really broke my heart. (sadface) But still i gotta admit this board is the most entertaining shit

If this is how you're gonna post on here then just go away.
Down by the river...

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Re: BITTER LITTLE SPOILED FUCKIN' BRAT
« Reply #806 on: August 11, 2011, 11:22:52 AM »
after taking a long look at this thread and throughly reading the comments, all I have to say is.....i got poopy in my dick hole.

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Re: BITTER LITTLE SPOILED FUCKIN' BRAT
« Reply #807 on: August 11, 2011, 11:52:48 AM »
Well, the IP resolved that time. Not Eric.

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Re: BITTER LITTLE SPOILED FUCKIN' BRAT
« Reply #808 on: August 11, 2011, 12:56:23 PM »
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I always wanted to change my forum name to Eric Koston's narcissism. Dude is a fucking pile.
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Are you self-quoting in your sig, pretending like someone interviewed you? And that's you're fantasy response?

Bahahaha
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Haha inside joke

It's a quote from a Corey Duffel interview.

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Re: BITTER LITTLE SPOILED FUCKIN' BRAT
« Reply #809 on: August 11, 2011, 01:29:52 PM »
I saw a tweet from Koston that had a photo of two homosexual men walking down the street holding hands.  The caption said something along the lines of "Hey @stupidface and @________ (I forget who the other was) didn't know you two were in town! You guys should have called me!"  I though it was pretty ironic that he combated someones intolerance of the Berrics with his own intolerance of gay people by using their way of life as a way to insult someone else.