Does Your Junk Affect Your Shredocity?

[stonerjesus.]

So I have a really big dick  and I'm pretty sure it affects my skating. I think if I had a smaller dick I could definitely do inward heelflips and hardflips and shit a lot easier. Since my dick is always touching my knees I just feel like its constraining my movements in some way.

What do you guys think? For all you smaller dick people (please be honest, I believe that its the motion of da ocean and not the size of the boat) do you feel more freedom in your skating ability?

and don't cite girls as proving this false because women have a bunch of shit wrong with them which makes them bad skaters (mostly cuz their bodies are mainly for sex) 

[Cthulhu!]

I know how you feel bro. Sometimes when I crouch my dick ends up touching the floor and I just can't commit to the jump.

[floop]

my problem has more to do with my balls being really big.  i have a hard time finding long enough boards to accommodate my wide stance needed because of my gigantic ball sac

[GarglesCmen]

i need to shave the back of my balls since they are so big, every time i crouch to do a trick, i end up laughing because it tickles my butthole so much

[happenstance]

The TMI

[Chocolaterain]

Since my dick is always touching my knees I just feel like its constraining my movements in some way.

Touching your knees?? you cant be serious

[The Twilight Zone]

You don't even know how bad it can be. The other day i was skating this gap, and my dick came uncurled and I rolled over it right before the gap.

[pica]

i only got one leg, but i learned to walk/skate by using  my gigantic penis as a second leg. that's why i can't skate switch, it's too hard to get a good flick out of that thing.

[BuddyPal]

i tie it around my waist like a belt or tape it to my leg

[InternetDaddy]

I usually wrap mine around my leg but now that it's cold I use it as a scarf.

[Sit on my face]

I used to curl mine up like a spiral up my back but one time I slipped out trying a krook and I landed on it, so now I just use it like a belt.

[Bronson]

One time, I saw my penis.



True story.

[Gnarwhal]

One time I was cruising to the local nude beach and I popped an Ollie over a manhole and my penis hit me in the chin

[trolltoll]

you guys are dumb. just microwave your cock and balls before a sesh. shrivels up like a mcnugget so you can get yo flipz in.