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Just wanted to put it out there, SLAG is just english slang for whore in general. not seatle specific or even skate related
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here in seattle, there's an advocacy group called SLAG. it stands for "skate like a girl." as far as i can see, their agenda is to show up at parks with vanloads of 6-12 year old girls and ruin sessions.
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What the ever-loving-fuck Paul? SLAG only ruins sessions? They haven't thrown a couple of contests to raise money for concrete or anything like that. I get that hating on female skaters is too fun to resist, but it's pretty fucked that you represent yourself as Marginal Way on this forum to gain some cred, and turn around and talk shit on a skate advocacy organization that's worked to raise money for the park in the past.

And you know the last person to show up at the park with vanloads of children was Marshall, but there's no way your ass is going to talk shit on one of the most prolific and involved members of the Seattle skate scene, so you pick on the girls. Real fucking classy.
From my experience with SLAG they do swamp the park which is fine if they would only teach the kids (it's not only girls) a bit of etiquette. For fucks sake just let them know that it is not good to stand at the bottom of the bowl or transitions just to learn how to push. Do that shit in a parking lot and teach them to read the flow of the park. On a relevant note once at a demo Elissa Steamer looked directly at me and pelted me with a sticker pack... if you know what I mean.

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Elissa Steamer is an 8 out of a 10?  Are you fucking kidding me?  On her best days she might be able to pull a 6.


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I would like to add that she once slept at my house. Also that coldsore story is rad and I think i'm pretty sure the girl you are talking about was on MTV's True life "I wanna go to skate topia" or something.
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Just wanted to put it out there, SLAG is just english slang for whore in general. not seatle specific or even skate related
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here in seattle, there's an advocacy group called SLAG. it stands for "skate like a girl." as far as i can see, their agenda is to show up at parks with vanloads of 6-12 year old girls and ruin sessions.
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What the ever-loving-fuck Paul? SLAG only ruins sessions? They haven't thrown a couple of contests to raise money for concrete or anything like that. I get that hating on female skaters is too fun to resist, but it's pretty fucked that you represent yourself as Marginal Way on this forum to gain some cred, and turn around and talk shit on a skate advocacy organization that's worked to raise money for the park in the past.

And you know the last person to show up at the park with vanloads of children was Marshall, but there's no way your ass is going to talk shit on one of the most prolific and involved members of the Seattle skate scene, so you pick on the girls. Real fucking classy.
first off, sally, i'm sorry. it wasn't meant to be a "women shouldn't skateboard" statement, it was meant to be a "when a bunch of little kids show up and shut down a park, it fucking sucks." statement. and making jokes at the expense of another advocacy orginization while posting form the marginal way account was a mistake. and true, marshall has showed up with his sysc kids a few times on weeknights... and each time, he not only talked to people at the park to schedule it so there weren't any surprises when folks showed up at the park to find it overrun with a bunch of kids, he made sure that the kids actually did some work cleaning up the park and shoveling dirt. plus, marshall teaches the kids ettiquette before taking them anywhere there's going to be a session going on, and isn't afraid to hurt feelings if a kid is blowing it once they get there. there's a difference between SYSC and SLAG besides just the gender of the members.  

and yes, SLAG does more that their clinics, and they've helped us raise money for the park in the past... but, in my limited experience with SLAG, they'll show up at a busy park on a weekend afternoon, and basically shut the whole place down. and regardless of the gender of the kids, or what group they're with, it blows.
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this whole thread is so fucked.....











good job everyone.
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Sally mad. And time to show some titties!

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Hey sally, i assume you are from that area and I don't know if you read my story but if you could maybe help me figure out who the girl is i would be very grateful. I remember she had some normal name but i can't even come close to remembering it. Anyway's, thanks!

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"its all because of you, im feeling sad and blue..."

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Hey sally, i assume you are from that area and I don't know if you read my story but if you could maybe help me figure out who the girl is i would be very grateful. I remember she had some normal name but i can't even come close to remembering it. Anyway's, thanks!
A normal sounding name like Sally perhaps?

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definitley need a pic of elissa in her pantoids

Or marissa

OR VANESSA TORRESSSSS

Or that amy whatever
I'm going to argue that Placebo owes their entire career to a Canadian dude's skate video part. Appleyard should be getting royalties for this shit.

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Just wanted to put it out there, SLAG is just english slang for whore in general. not seatle specific or even skate related
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here in seattle, there's an advocacy group called SLAG. it stands for "skate like a girl." as far as i can see, their agenda is to show up at parks with vanloads of 6-12 year old girls and ruin sessions.
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What the ever-loving-fuck Paul? SLAG only ruins sessions? They haven't thrown a couple of contests to raise money for concrete or anything like that. I get that hating on female skaters is too fun to resist, but it's pretty fucked that you represent yourself as Marginal Way on this forum to gain some cred, and turn around and talk shit on a skate advocacy organization that's worked to raise money for the park in the past.

And you know the last person to show up at the park with vanloads of children was Marshall, but there's no way your ass is going to talk shit on one of the most prolific and involved members of the Seattle skate scene, so you pick on the girls. Real fucking classy.

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO cute
example. i cant cast a spelll or love potion on a girl and she falls total in love for me
but i can show a girl my tv youtube clip on my or her phone. but there's a difference ok

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Hey sally, i assume you are from that area and I don't know if you read my story but if you could maybe help me figure out who the girl is i would be very grateful. I remember she had some normal name but i can't even come close to remembering it. Anyway's, thanks!
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A normal sounding name like Sally perhaps?

Exactly what i'm hoping for. Can someone from the northwest post pictures of some of the slag girls? First to see if i can find the girl from my story, and second to see if any of the others are good looking.

Looking at you marginal way.

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Hey sally, i assume you are from that area and I don't know if you read my story but if you could maybe help me figure out who the girl is i would be very grateful. I remember she had some normal name but i can't even come close to remembering it. Anyway's, thanks!
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A normal sounding name like Sally perhaps?
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Exactly what i'm hoping for. Can someone from the northwest post pictures of some of the slag girls? First to see if i can find the girl from my story, and second to see if any of the others are good looking.

Looking at you marginal way.

Also, Sally, you and the other SLAGs might want to have yourselves tested for herpes.

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Hey sally, i assume you are from that area and I don't know if you read my story but if you could maybe help me figure out who the girl is i would be very grateful. I remember she had some normal name but i can't even come close to remembering it. Anyway's, thanks!
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A normal sounding name like Sally perhaps?
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Exactly what i'm hoping for. Can someone from the northwest post pictures of some of the slag girls? First to see if i can find the girl from my story, and second to see if any of the others are good looking.

Looking at you marginal way.
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Also, Sally, you and the other SLAGs might want to have yourselves tested for herpes.
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Just wanted to put it out there, SLAG is just english slang for whore in general. not seatle specific or even skate related
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here in seattle, there's an advocacy group called SLAG. it stands for "skate like a girl." as far as i can see, their agenda is to show up at parks with vanloads of 6-12 year old girls and ruin sessions.
hhahahhaa best shit i read all day...

I think they do a few events here out in NYC i kinda always read the flyers as "be female or GTFO" i don't no how yall can think of elissa in that way lol her skating is sick though

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91IgE_JXiBs


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Elissa Steamer is an 8 out of a 10?  Are you fucking kidding me?  On her best days she might be able to pull a 6.



lmfao my thoughts exactly nigga.


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this bitch right here has prolly been ran thru PLENTY of times. like forreal tho, she got dem thighs so id prolly hit too but hell naw breh this bitch a disgrace to the female skaters. a "video part" with pretty much all rock to fakies and one shitty fakie bigspin. this is why i cant fuck with female skaters. some of them can look hot but skill & style wise they're still straight ass. and i aint even on no sexist shit. theres a population of like, 42 female skaters in the world n shit and only 1 outta 10 are worth watching
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Elissa Steamer is an 8 out of a 10?  Are you fucking kidding me?  On her best days she might be able to pull a 6.
Nah it seems right. It'd take about 8-10 beers for me to want to fuck her too.

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Just wanted to put it out there, SLAG is just english slang for whore in general. not seatle specific or even skate related
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here in seattle, there's an advocacy group called SLAG. it stands for "skate like a girl." as far as i can see, their agenda is to show up at parks with vanloads of 6-12 year old girls and ruin sessions.
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What the ever-loving-fuck Paul? SLAG only ruins sessions? They haven't thrown a couple of contests to raise money for concrete or anything like that. I get that hating on female skaters is too fun to resist, but it's pretty fucked that you represent yourself as Marginal Way on this forum to gain some cred, and turn around and talk shit on a skate advocacy organization that's worked to raise money for the park in the past.

And you know the last person to show up at the park with vanloads of children was Marshall, but there's no way your ass is going to talk shit on one of the most prolific and involved members of the Seattle skate scene, so you pick on the girls. Real fucking classy.

I really do love that a group of girls decided to call themselves slags, that's good stuff. Are there any members named Deidre? That would just be golden.

Toy Dolls - I Gave My Heart To A Slag Called Sharon From Whitley Bay
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fuck this thread. it sucks.

macaroni and cheese in a hickory smoked bacon basket does not suck.



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Classic keyboard skate champion talk right there.

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fuck this thread. it sucks.

macaroni and cheese in a hickory smoked bacon basket does not suck.



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What fucking commie put goddamn tomatoes in there? and what the fuck is that green thing?

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