Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory

[SteamyRayVaughan]

[mandibleclaw]

christianity. 

[carbonite]

that us Jews control the media PLUS the international financial system

would be sick if it were true though

[Random Matt]

In the closet celebrities: Tom Cruise, John Travolta, Anderson Cooper, Fred Astaire, etc...

[jerrys_kids]

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i honestly believe theres a lot of shady shit behind 9/11, though we'll never know the extent of it

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911 is sketchy just from this info alone.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Northwoods

Dude and a lot of this.

[ice nine]

^lol

Jfk isn't really a conspiracy theory, its been proven true I thought?

[Boomhauer]

^lol

Jfk isn't really a conspiracy theory, its been proven true I thought?

Yes, it's recently been proven JFK actually existed.

[commie]

Pretty fucked

Two women tortured, brainwashed and prostituted by the Illuminati paint a disturbing picture of how the world is really run. Both say they were prostituted to world leaders as children.

Both Cathy O'Brien and Brice Taylor were victims of the CIA's MK-Ultra mind control program, which is designed to create human robots to serve functions ranging from prostitutes to couriers to killers.
 
Their families belong to secret satanic sects that sexually abuse their children generation after generation to produce the trauma which causes multiple personality disorder. In this traumatized condition the mind splinters into many compartments. Victims exhibit extraordinary powers of recollection and endurance and can be easily programmed to do anything

Both women were sexually abused as babies. Cathy O'Brien was often given her father's penis instead of a baby bottle. Congressman Gerald Ford, who was involved in drug trafficking and child pornography with the Michigan mob, initiated her into the MK Ultra Program. (No wonder Betty Ford drank.)
 
O'Biren's father prostituted her as a child to friends, business associates and politicians as a favor, or for money. She also appeared in numerous child pornography and bestiality films. When you read this book you will understand who Jon Benet Ramsay was and why there is no resolution to her murder

O'Brien (born in 1957) says she serviced an array of politicians including the cocaine snorting Clintons (A Three-Way), Ronald Reagan, George H.W Bush, Dick Cheney, Pierre Trudeau, Brian Mulroney, Governors Lamar Alexander and Richard Thornburgh, Bill Bennett (author of The Book of Virtues), Senators Patrick Leahy, Robert Byrd (her handler) and Arlen Spector. Notable by their absence were Jimmy Carter and Richard Nixon. Taylor (born in 1951)slept with JFK and LBJ as a preteen and teenager

When O'Brien's daughter Kelly was born in 1980, they often worked as a mother-daughter team. George H.W. Bush particularly liked Kelly. Cheney is not a pederast because his large genitals horrify children.

O'Brien visited a series secret paramilitary compounds throughout the US like one at Mount Shasta in California. "I learned that this not-so-secret military buildup consisted of special forces trained robotic soldiers, black unmarked helicopters, and top secret weaponry including electromagnetic mind control equipment

"Slaves of advancing age or with failing programming were ritualistically murdered at random in the wooded grounds of Bohemian Grove...There was a room of shackles and tortures, an opium den, ritualistic sex altars, group orgy rooms...I was used as a "rag doll" in the toy store and as a urinal in the "golden arches" room.

[oyolar]

^^^What's even worse is that people believe that stuff is true, taking away from actual attempts to stop child trafficking.

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the conspiracy theory that the entire medieval period never existed.

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Wait...what?

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It's a real thing.

http://www.cl.cam.ac.uk/~mgk25/volatile/Niemitz-1997.pdf

This is so hilarious. I also like how their entire theory can be refuted with one or two sentences. What is gained by faking 300 years of history?

[happenstance]

Pretty fucked

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Two women tortured, brainwashed and prostituted by the Illuminati paint a disturbing picture of how the world is really run. Both say they were prostituted to world leaders as children.

Both Cathy O'Brien and Brice Taylor were victims of the CIA's MK-Ultra mind control program, which is designed to create human robots to serve functions ranging from prostitutes to couriers to killers.
 
Their families belong to secret satanic sects that sexually abuse their children generation after generation to produce the trauma which causes multiple personality disorder. In this traumatized condition the mind splinters into many compartments. Victims exhibit extraordinary powers of recollection and endurance and can be easily programmed to do anything

Both women were sexually abused as babies. Cathy O'Brien was often given her father's penis instead of a baby bottle. Congressman Gerald Ford, who was involved in drug trafficking and child pornography with the Michigan mob, initiated her into the MK Ultra Program. (No wonder Betty Ford drank.)
 
O'Biren's father prostituted her as a child to friends, business associates and politicians as a favor, or for money. She also appeared in numerous child pornography and bestiality films. When you read this book you will understand who Jon Benet Ramsay was and why there is no resolution to her murder

O'Brien (born in 1957) says she serviced an array of politicians including the cocaine snorting Clintons (A Three-Way), Ronald Reagan, George H.W Bush, Dick Cheney, Pierre Trudeau, Brian Mulroney, Governors Lamar Alexander and Richard Thornburgh, Bill Bennett (author of The Book of Virtues), Senators Patrick Leahy, Robert Byrd (her handler) and Arlen Spector. Notable by their absence were Jimmy Carter and Richard Nixon. Taylor (born in 1951)slept with JFK and LBJ as a preteen and teenager

When O'Brien's daughter Kelly was born in 1980, they often worked as a mother-daughter team. George H.W. Bush particularly liked Kelly. Cheney is not a pederast because his large genitals horrify children.

O'Brien visited a series secret paramilitary compounds throughout the US like one at Mount Shasta in California. "I learned that this not-so-secret military buildup consisted of special forces trained robotic soldiers, black unmarked helicopters, and top secret weaponry including electromagnetic mind control equipment

"Slaves of advancing age or with failing programming were ritualistically murdered at random in the wooded grounds of Bohemian Grove...There was a room of shackles and tortures, an opium den, ritualistic sex altars, group orgy rooms...I was used as a "rag doll" in the toy store and as a urinal in the "golden arches" room.

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I hung out with a guy that believed this sort of shit. He went off on it for hours. I found it quite entertaining to say the least.

[brycickle]

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^lol

Jfk isn't really a conspiracy theory, its been proven true I thought?

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Yes, it's recently been proven JFK actually existed.

And that he is dead.

[Omamori]

Anything on that Jesse Ventura show, although some of those conspiracy theories seem possible.

[Money Black]

when i think america im thinking jessie ventura

[The Drew]

when i think america im thinking jessie ventura

He doesn't have time to bleed

[Facehead]

The Dodgers never actually left Brooklyn.

[Hercules Rockefeller]

i still dont believe that japan exists. its too weird to be true. tentacle-porn? come on.

[Kab]

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My faves already got taken... I'll go with Young Earth Creationism. Those people are fucking punchable.

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Well, anything with religion is just a lack of a theory.  At least conspiracy theorists give the logistics an attempt.

You don't know what the word logistics means. You are stupid.

[commie]

In science fiction, conspiracy theory, and underground comic books, stories or claims circulate linking UFOs to Nazi Germany. These German UFO theories describe supposedly successful attempts to develop advanced aircraft or spacecraft prior to and during World War II, and further claim the post-war survival of these craft in secret underground bases in Antarctica, South America or the United States, along with their creators.

[doomstation55]

Theres all these conspiracies about the Grateful Dead being Illuminati members trying to brainwash people with lsd and subtly (with their lyrics) make people more "American" minded...

[PAWL]

That retards actually care if you call them regular.

this kid with downs syndrome at my high school used to call people retards.

[Rockin Robbin]

this one

[Kristi Yamaguchi]

I wish the rap community never heard of the Illuminati. It was funny as first but now it's just stupid.

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It's so annoying.

[Cthulhu!]

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

i still dont believe that japan exists. its too weird to be true. tentacle-porn? come on.

One of my favorites is that North Dakota doesn't exist. The funny thing is, I have confidently claimed it in many crowded rooms of well traveled people, and nobody has ever been able to say "It exists, I've been there"

The medieval times one I heard was that it was like 400 years shorter than people claim and that because shit was so fucked up and ass backwards, nobody knew what year it really was.

I like the moon landing one. When I want to fuck with people I'll get all into telling them we never landed on the moon. I know all the arguments. Shadows? Wind? why go once back then and not go back when it should be much easier to do? Cold war, we had to beat the commies, even if it meant lying to the nation.

A great one that is old and nobody believes anymore is that Warren G. Harding was black. He was elected when there wasn't TV, and a bunch of people said he was black and that the campaign poster guy was fake.

Chemtrails is sick because it is so easily debunked

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^lol

Jfk isn't really a conspiracy theory, its been proven true I thought?

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Yes, it's recently been proven JFK actually existed.

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And that he is dead.

The one I heard claims he didn't just die, but was murdered, and couldn't finish out his term. If you look at the history it does line up. His term ends in 1963, which is odd considering he was elected in 1960.

[Eschaton]

"The medieval times one I heard was that it was like 400 years shorter than people claim and that because shit was so fucked up and ass backwards, nobody knew what year it really was."
That doesn't seem too far fetched.

And about the Holocaust, I don't think people deny that it happened, just that it did not happen on the scale that it has always been claimed.

[oyolar]

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i honestly believe theres a lot of shady shit behind 9/11, though we'll never know the extent of it

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911 is sketchy just from this info alone.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Northwoods

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Dude and a lot of this.

And a lot of that Loose Change stuff has been refuted.

"The medieval times one I heard was that it was like 400 years shorter than people claim and that because shit was so fucked up and ass backwards, nobody knew what year it really was."
That doesn't seem too far fetched.

And about the Holocaust, I don't think people deny that it happened, just that it did not happen on the scale that it has always been claimed.

The denying the medieval times one id a little more complicated than that (even though I don't understand what is gained from making up 300 years of history), but that is still very easily refuted. And a lot of people do deny the Holocaust actually ever happened, not just the scale of it. The scale one is stupid because even Nazi records detail just how many people were killed.

[planman]

That Santa Claus isn't real.

[layzieyez]

Has anyone else out there seen this movie by Lar Von Trier?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0154421/

What if regular people are really putting on an act and not actually mentally regular?  Wouldn't that be a regular conspiracy theory?

[Grubby Mits]

"The medieval times one I heard was that it was like 400 years shorter than people claim and that because shit was so fucked up and ass backwards, nobody knew what year it really was."
That doesn't seem too far fetched.

I know something about this but can't quite remember... Isn't it something to do with the shift to the gregorian calender from the julian calender? I know loads of shit got fucked up back then. Couldn't find what I was looking for but found this on google


In 153 BC the Romans set the new year as January 1st, but set it at 355 days.

A bit later they reverted back to celebrating the new year in March.

Finally in  46 BC Julius Caesar created the the Julian Calendar and the new year was to fall on January 1st again and last 365 days.

Unfortunately the calendar was out of sync and an extra 90 days were added to 46 BC making it the longest year ever clocking in at 445 days.

obviously that doesnt account for 400 years (which is probably a giant exaggeration, but it just shows how the dates were all messed about)

[CUDDLEMONSTER]

gipper- i've been to north dakota. MYTH BUSTED

in 2005 popular mechanics slayed all the popular 9/11 myths. you can read some of it here: http://www.popularmechanics.com/technology/military/news/debunking-911-myths-planes

one of my favorites is that christ and the early christian worshipped magic mushrooms and that "jesus" and eating his body is actually just an extended metaphor for tripping balls.

tribe of shabazz is pretty good too. apparently white people were made in a lab by a giant evil black scientist 66 trillion years ago. what's even weirder is that malcolm x, an otherwise pretty smart guy, believed this shit early in his career.