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Re: KOTR Issue
« Reply #30 on: October 29, 2006, 06:23:00 PM »
zero was the first demo i ever went to ugh

my first demo was a foundation demo.. the go-go toe jam
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Re: KOTR Issue
« Reply #31 on: October 29, 2006, 06:39:51 PM »
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we told him if he found it have fun and respect it, its a rad spot to skate,
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Oh no. Not another Mizzark episode. So this is something you were personally involved in so your feelings are hurt?
I'm not really a fan of Jamie or his companies but fuck...people on here just whine their asses off at the most ridiculous shit.
Seriously dude, lighten up. It's just skateboarding.

i was personally involved and no my feelings arent hurt at all, what im saying is that we put countless hours and dollars into keeping that spot dry and clean, and for dude to try and come spot-rape it then give an attitude cause we were like find it yourslef, eat dick.  I know its skateboarding and i love/live it, but thanks for the words of advice.
Anyone else notice that Tony Parker is the Gino of basketball?

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« Reply #32 on: October 29, 2006, 06:49:35 PM »
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my first demo was a foundation demo.. the go-go toe jam

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jamie thomas should have his own documentary on his life story

THE CHIEF: A Life Story (2007)

Genre: Documentary / Extreme / Drama / Holocaust (more)

Tagline: From visors to beards and benihanas to handrails, Jamie Thomas has influenced more kids to wear headbands and do 5-0 grinds than any other skateboarder. Compiling several interviews and bits of footage throughout the past 2 decades, this film will display all of Jamie Thomas' accomplishments.(more)

Plot Outline: A Documentary to accomodate of Jamie 'The Chief' Thomas' accomplishments, and his slow downfall into nazi tendencies. (view trailer)

User Comments: hey this is cool you get to see chief ollie the gonz without shoes(more)

Credited cast:
Jamie Thomas - Himself
Ed Templeton - Himself
Tom Penny - Himself
Tommy Sandoval - Himself
Matt Mumford - Himself
Adrian Lopez - Himself
Donny Barley - Himself
Jamie Thomas' Asian Wife - Herself
Erik Ellington - Himself
Lee Dupont - Himself
Adolf Hitler - Himself

Also Known As:
Chief Pro Skater Go Go Deux! (Japan) (working title)
MPAA: Rated PG-13 for some violent images, language and after black slo-mo.
Runtime: Argentina:100 min (Mar del Plata Film Festival) / Australia:100 min
Country: America
Language: English
Color: Color
Sound Mix: Dolby Digital
Certification: Hong Kong:IIA / Singapore:PG / Sweden:11 / Ireland:12A / USA:PG-13 / UK:12A / Argentina:13 / Australia:M

Quotes:
Chris Cole: I still can't feel my legs after Jamie sent me my first box of product, from that first pair of Zero jeans. I look up to that man.
(more)

Awards: TWS Video of the Year

Bonus Features:
JT Barefoot Skating Sections
Board Gallery
Reason to Believe Part

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Re: KOTR Issue
« Reply #33 on: October 29, 2006, 06:51:28 PM »
HAHAHA...it would probably sell more copies than all other skate videos combined...sad truth...
Anyone else notice that Tony Parker is the Gino of basketball?

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Re: KOTR Issue
« Reply #34 on: October 29, 2006, 06:51:45 PM »
post of the year.
Han solo blew up the Death Star in Episode 4.  Heard it from a friend.  Reliable source.

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Re: KOTR Issue
« Reply #35 on: October 29, 2006, 06:52:26 PM »
gest is in a new realm of superstar stsatus after that award winning post

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Re: KOTR Issue
« Reply #36 on: October 29, 2006, 06:52:44 PM »
Anyone else notice that Tony Parker is the Gino of basketball?

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Re: KOTR Issue
« Reply #37 on: October 29, 2006, 06:54:32 PM »
gest is in a new realm of superstar stsatus after that award winning post

if hes not already there instant initiation at gnar pad.
Han solo blew up the Death Star in Episode 4.  Heard it from a friend.  Reliable source.

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Re: KOTR Issue
« Reply #38 on: October 29, 2006, 07:10:17 PM »
oh theres a gnar pad?

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Re: KOTR Issue
« Reply #39 on: October 29, 2006, 07:13:30 PM »
im not a member but i fear if i say anymore they might try to assassinate me
Han solo blew up the Death Star in Episode 4.  Heard it from a friend.  Reliable source.

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Re: KOTR Issue
« Reply #40 on: October 29, 2006, 07:28:10 PM »
fuck em

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Re: KOTR Issue
« Reply #41 on: October 29, 2006, 07:58:32 PM »
That was the worst reply to a great post, I've ever seen.

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Re: KOTR Issue
« Reply #42 on: October 29, 2006, 08:23:36 PM »
yea wat a gay reply

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Re: KOTR Issue
« Reply #43 on: October 29, 2006, 08:43:10 PM »
/insert Mizzark "Stop Posting" comment here please

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Re: KOTR Issue
« Reply #44 on: October 29, 2006, 10:40:38 PM »
agreed, that's one of the best this year, if not in the past couple years.

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Re: KOTR Issue
« Reply #45 on: October 29, 2006, 11:22:15 PM »
Shemales still like chicks with dicks, so technically calling Nathan gay is a quadruple negataro.

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Re: KOTR Issue
« Reply #46 on: October 30, 2006, 04:43:49 AM »

i'm sorry

jamie thomas should have his own documentary on his life story

THE CHIEF: A Life Story (2007)

Genre: Documentary / Extreme / Drama / Holocaust (more)

Tagline: From visors to beards and benihanas to handrails, Jamie Thomas has influenced more kids to wear headbands and do 5-0 grinds than any other skateboarder. Compiling several interviews and bits of footage throughout the past 2 decades, this film will display all of Jamie Thomas' accomplishments.(more)

Plot Outline: A Documentary to accomodate of Jamie 'The Chief' Thomas' accomplishments, and his slow downfall into nazi tendencies. (view trailer)

User Comments: hey this is cool you get to see chief ollie the gonz without shoes(more)

Credited cast:
Jamie Thomas - Himself
Ed Templeton - Himself
Tom Penny - Himself
Tommy Sandoval - Himself
Matt Mumford - Himself
Adrian Lopez - Himself
Donny Barley - Himself
Jamie Thomas' Asian Wife - Herself
Erik Ellington - Himself
Lee Dupont - Himself
Adolf Hitler - Himself

Also Known As:
Chief Pro Skater Go Go Deux! (Japan) (working title)
MPAA: Rated PG-13 for some violent images, language and after black slo-mo.
Runtime: Argentina:100 min (Mar del Plata Film Festival) / Australia:100 min
Country: America
Language: English
Color: Color
Sound Mix: Dolby Digital
Certification: Hong Kong:IIA / Singapore:PG / Sweden:11 / Ireland:12A / USA:PG-13 / UK:12A / Argentina:13 / Australia:M

Quotes:
Chris Cole: I still can't feel my legs after Jamie sent me my first box of product, from that first pair of Zero jeans. I look up to that man.
(more)

Awards: TWS Video of the Year

Bonus Features:
JT Barefoot Skating Sections
Board Gallery
Reason to Believe Part



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Re: KOTR Issue
« Reply #47 on: October 30, 2006, 05:38:55 AM »
im not a member but i fear if i say anymore they might try to assassinate me

LS stands for little sidekick, lil shit lil slug/slime etc etc

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Re: KOTR Issue
« Reply #48 on: October 30, 2006, 06:26:06 AM »
Close to all the regulars here are nerds.

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Re: KOTR Issue
« Reply #49 on: October 30, 2006, 07:06:42 AM »
u wish just because we have stars and u dont mutha fuka

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Re: KOTR Issue
« Reply #50 on: October 30, 2006, 07:29:56 AM »
Close to all the regulars here are nerds.

wait, do you mean that in a bad way?

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Re: KOTR Issue
« Reply #51 on: October 30, 2006, 07:50:23 AM »
i don't think JT 'forces' people to do stuff, he just 'pushes' them to do it.   Example: i was thinking of trying this trick that i've tried to do twice and didn't get it done (first time broke a board, second time it started raining).   Anyways, i was gonna try it again, but had my doubts.  But my buddy nick was all  "man, you can totally do it, whats stopping you, go do it!!!."   Just having someone there 'believing' and you and pushing you kinda stokes me out.   

In the end, i went to do it, and broke my board again and didn't get the trick.  oh well.   

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Re: KOTR Issue
« Reply #52 on: October 30, 2006, 08:59:22 AM »
right now im thinking of a scene at a clothing store where jamie is pushing the entire zero team towards the ladies section.
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Re: KOTR Issue
« Reply #53 on: October 30, 2006, 09:11:56 AM »
agreed, that's one of the best this year, if not in the past couple years.

it's a post.  we don't need to dilly dally on how awesome a few fucking sentences were.  pick up your bags and move on.

ps-best fucking post ever gest is da bomb shit lol omg!!!!
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« Reply #54 on: October 30, 2006, 09:27:41 AM »
please leave.

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Re: KOTR Issue
« Reply #55 on: October 30, 2006, 10:51:59 AM »
Much respect to Jamie as a buisness man, not a buisnessman.  He sold his shit flat out to make some dollar and control his portion of the industry.  He dissed on companies like element (for forcing wood riders to ride for their softgood company or quit) and then he pulls the same manuever (if you ride for fallen, better be on zero sierra.)

In my honest opinion, Jamie Thomas shot himself in the foot and tried to walk a mile...in high heels.  Nobody likes him in Albany for good reasoning.  It's not just Albany either, it's many towns where Jesus Thomas arrives, expects lordly treatment, and gets shit on.  He's been to several places and cut handrails to have gaps in them to make them "more interesting" when in real life he is just fucking up an otherwise perfect rail - drawing damage attention to it from the public, and then having it removed from the stairs.  Not that I'm backing handrail skating fully, but my main point is - you dont go to your friends house, break their shit, and expect to be welcomed back.

Thomas is a kook.  I'm glad some of you on here love him, because noone out here does.

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Re: KOTR Issue
« Reply #56 on: October 30, 2006, 11:16:26 AM »
Much respect to Jamie as a buisness man, not a buisnessman.  He sold his shit flat out to make some dollar and control his portion of the industry.  He dissed on companies like element (for forcing wood riders to ride for their softgood company or quit) and then he pulls the same manuever (if you ride for fallen, better be on zero sierra.)

In my honest opinion, Jamie Thomas shot himself in the foot and tried to walk a mile...in high heels.  Nobody likes him in Albany for good reasoning.  It's not just Albany either, it's many towns where Jesus Thomas arrives, expects lordly treatment, and gets shit on.  He's been to several places and cut handrails to have gaps in them to make them "more interesting" when in real life he is just fucking up an otherwise perfect rail - drawing damage attention to it from the public, and then having it removed from the stairs.  Not that I'm backing handrail skating fully, but my main point is - you dont go to your friends house, break their shit, and expect to be welcomed back.

Thomas is a kook.  I'm glad some of you on here love him, because noone out here does.
very well put...
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« Reply #57 on: October 30, 2006, 11:27:20 AM »

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i dont agree, thats just plain disrespect to the locals of albany and he knew it, when people are nice enough to take you to a spot thats super secret and in a descreat location and then you go and try to publish the location and directions in a widely read magazine then your pretty much an asshole
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Well, according to reports, that's not what actually happened. Nobody would show him where it was. That's the point, sweet nuts. Get your stizzle rizzle strizzle.
AND it was 'word on the street!' Who knows if this really even happened. I'm just saying you ladies should stain your panties all up over someone wanting to skate a spot. This is just another Raleigh/durham situation where the locals teamed up and took down the big, bad industry man. Great for you guys. Big deal. Like I said, just skateboarding. The spot's still there, Jamie is still skating, Zero always wins one way or another. No harm, no foul...just people digging up tall tales and making a huge with hunt out of it.
ooooooooo well then thats a whole differant story. still shitty that zero won again

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Re: KOTR Issue
« Reply #58 on: October 30, 2006, 11:53:09 AM »
you remember that mini rail everyone used to skate in san clemente? it was silver, really low and mellow, like 7 stairs. it disapeared like a little bit more than a year ago, and i heard from a few different people that it was jamie and matt winterburg that took it out.  then they cut part of el toro out not to long after that to.  WWJD? probably fuck up your spot.

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Re: KOTR Issue
« Reply #59 on: October 30, 2006, 12:52:45 PM »
Anyone get the mag in the mail yet?
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