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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1170 on: March 30, 2012, 04:06:18 PM »
I am referring back to the original "OIAM is going to be in NYC!" thread where half the posts were about how west coast kids were going to come to New York and sit on their asses half the time because they couldn't skate the super rough east coast spots

I think people meant or at least I did, that it would funny/interesting to see a cali/midwest rail and stair jumper or ledge dancer try and figure out a cellar door spot, but they didn't go to any of the "typical" east coast spots on the show, pretty much all the ones they went to that weren't skateparks have really nice ground and are pretty conventional spots. There have been times I would be showing cali people around and half of them would kill it on "urban spots" and the other half would be like "not for me" or "I dont got shit for this"

The thing is, those spots are everywhere. I live in LA and raw spots like that exist out here too, but on the same token, NYC has plenty of amazing perfect ground spots. One thing to point out is that in the OIAM's in SF, they barely took them to any hill spots at all. Thats how these things work.

Yeah  but it's the ratio of good to bad spots.
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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1171 on: March 31, 2012, 03:02:00 AM »
fucking weird seeing dudes referring to the gipster as reagan

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1172 on: March 31, 2012, 11:32:02 AM »
Yea, I was gonna say aren't lawyers and such in really low demand right now? I've heard many people say law is a pretty shitty field to get into for the past few years

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1173 on: March 31, 2012, 12:47:11 PM »
Ratio? NYC has more nice ledge spots than you could skate in a month. Go to San Francisco and try to skate a smooth plaza there. There aren't any.  NYC is not rough like people claim, but it is an amazing skate city.

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1174 on: March 31, 2012, 03:26:18 PM »
FWIW, a few of my buddies said NYC roads/spots are pretty smooth for the most part compared to Pittsburgh.
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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1175 on: March 31, 2012, 07:04:11 PM »
Ratio? NYC has more nice ledge spots than you could skate in a month. Go to San Francisco and try to skate a smooth plaza there. There aren't any.  NYC is not rough like people claim, but it is an amazing skate city.

I mean the East Coast as a whole.  It's just environmental man, our streets are shittier due to weather.
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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1176 on: April 01, 2012, 04:57:26 PM »
by the sound of the results they should re-name this year's show 'None in a million'

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1177 on: April 02, 2012, 10:12:50 AM »
FWIW, a few of my buddies said NYC roads/spots are pretty smooth for the most part compared to Pittsburgh.

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1178 on: April 02, 2012, 01:58:04 PM »


Mr. Torres starting a company while his rep is at it's lowest and sinking fast:
http://www.torronyc.com/index.html

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1179 on: April 02, 2012, 06:52:15 PM »


Mr. Torres starting a company while his rep is at it's lowest and sinking fast:
http://www.torronyc.com/index.html
you just know dude was banking on this show putting him into the limelight in the skate industry so he could drop his clothing line and have kids eat it up. i'm assuming that by the time he realized how lame the show made him look it was already in the works and he had to stick with the plan.

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1180 on: April 02, 2012, 08:08:25 PM »


Mr. Torres starting a company while his rep is at it's lowest and sinking fast:
http://www.torronyc.com/index.html
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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1181 on: April 02, 2012, 09:50:36 PM »
does anyone over the age of 15 really have any ill will towards the judges? skating is full of awkward corny idiots, and dudes that have gone through with shitty deals only to feel remorseful after.
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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1182 on: April 03, 2012, 03:02:49 PM »


Mr. Torres starting a company while his rep is at it's lowest and sinking fast:
http://www.torronyc.com/index.html
5Toro?
i don't wanna hate on rodney torres, but he literally named his company after himself and made his picture in the teamsection bigger than the rest of his teammates. dude....

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1183 on: April 04, 2012, 12:14:36 AM »
Q: What's the difference between God and a lawyer?

A: God doesn't think he's a lawyer.

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1184 on: April 04, 2012, 06:14:01 AM »

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1185 on: April 04, 2012, 06:17:54 AM »
I'll save you the pain. Kennedy's out.
Even though Lurker Lou hooked him up on Iron Claw? Go figure...

The best bit is next weeks teaser which looked like go pro helmet cams were the straw that broke the camel's back. Tension mounts...

@Mandible - Is this the beginning of the end?

P.s. I feel sorry for Cairo being pulled into this. I like the way he stood up for a couple of the dudes when wack judgements were being made.

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1186 on: April 04, 2012, 06:27:43 AM »
Looks like the pizza helmet cam immunity value plus challenge is next!

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1187 on: April 04, 2012, 06:51:44 AM »
"Bam did that before you were born"  ::)
What's his point? Most of the tricks done on here are abd.

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1188 on: April 04, 2012, 07:01:03 AM »
Lurker Lou breaking board first try?




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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1189 on: April 04, 2012, 08:00:44 AM »
How fucking dare they insult the hot foot hippie jump?

Also:

"It always feels, like, so wrong when that happens."  First genuine thing out of any judge's mouth.
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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1190 on: April 04, 2012, 09:45:11 AM »
I can't wait for next week's episode

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1191 on: April 04, 2012, 10:49:44 AM »
How fucking dare they insult the hot foot hippie jump?



Thats what I thought. This shit doesnt look easy.

Do you guys think Slap is going to do another OIAM after this shit? Maybe without too much influence of mountain dew and fuel tv or whoever made this such a drama-fest? I would certainly hope so.
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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1192 on: April 04, 2012, 11:21:54 AM »
i cant wait for the pizza episode, I've been waiting for just that one since colin told me about it I almost didnt believe him.
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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1193 on: April 04, 2012, 11:52:38 AM »
The start of the rebellion next week? Yes!

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1194 on: April 04, 2012, 12:15:36 PM »
What happens next week? The drunk guy goes HAM on an innocent pizza?

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1195 on: April 04, 2012, 12:26:58 PM »
Possible nosegrind pizza bite to beer swig out?

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1196 on: April 04, 2012, 12:38:41 PM »
I wish they'd cut to the fuckin chase already.  This shit could've been wrapped up weeks ago, yet they'll probably drag it out for another month.  Everyone knows there's no winner, yet they put out pointless five minute episode because fuckin Mountain Dew paid for some ads.  And I'm not buying this "Rodney and Lou are actually sympathetic" bullshit for one second.  They're washed up skate whores who need to get real jobs and stop milking their non-existent skate careers.

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1197 on: April 04, 2012, 12:47:25 PM »
I wish they'd cut to the fuckin chase already.  This shit could've been wrapped up weeks ago, yet they'll probably drag it out for another month.  Everyone knows there's no winner, yet they put out pointless five minute episode because fuckin Mountain Dew paid for some ads.  And I'm not buying this "Rodney and Lou are actually sympathetic" bullshit for one second.  They're washed up skate whores who need to get real jobs and stop milking their non-existent skate careers.


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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1198 on: April 04, 2012, 12:50:30 PM »
Yeah I'm feeling pretty bored and hateful today.  Sorry.

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1199 on: April 04, 2012, 12:59:00 PM »
What happens next week? The drunk guy goes HAM on an innocent pizza?
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