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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #510 on: February 22, 2012, 11:06:39 AM »
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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #511 on: February 22, 2012, 11:07:19 AM »

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #512 on: February 22, 2012, 11:13:45 AM »

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #513 on: February 22, 2012, 11:21:28 AM »
That was dumb, but I liked the corn dog.  I could see enjoi doing that deck - I'd buy it.

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #514 on: February 22, 2012, 11:22:34 AM »
Ouch. That was basically a large, steaming pile of doo. Once I realized that was the only thing happening on that episode, which took me much longer than it should have because I kept thinking, "This can't be it. There's surely going to be something interesting happening here.", I stopped watching. And I think I've stopped watching for, like, EVR.

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #515 on: February 22, 2012, 11:23:21 AM »
they should have a concentration camp for the creators and judges of the show.

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #516 on: February 22, 2012, 11:32:44 AM »
wait, are they gonna eliminate people based off their drawings? if so that is awful. Team Corndog all day!

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #517 on: February 22, 2012, 11:44:06 AM »
I like that NC spliff dude


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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #518 on: February 22, 2012, 11:52:10 AM »
Brengar's joke about having blacks organs was the diamond in this pile of shit. �

I mean fuck, they shoulda just had him as a host or judge.

Kinda smirked at Brengar ignoring Mikey's slap n pound.

Sounded like Steve squashed the Corndog idea when the panel conferred.

I seriously don't get it though. Slap is always hosting photoshop contests nowadays and the level of artistry is on par with what I just witnessed in that episode. How does a "vague" ghetto scene trump a corn dog or a cownicorn??

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #519 on: February 22, 2012, 11:52:37 AM »
they should have an elimination rounds for the creators and judges of the show.

Alex Klein, what have you done?

seems like since he did that overhyped surfing doc, he's gone mad with power or something.  sucks considering his legacy with slap, but whatever

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #520 on: February 22, 2012, 12:23:09 PM »
explain.



@2:35

so they blur out every drink that isn't a mountain dew or whatever?

it can't be just me who thinks it looks like dudes are pulling their dicks out when they blur it like it is in this screen grab.

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #521 on: February 22, 2012, 12:33:00 PM »
wow this show is getting more insane with each episode. and since they have to eliminate 10 people, the weird shit is probably yet to come. also, steve rodriguez is such an OG and a legend, how could he be down for this?

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #522 on: February 22, 2012, 12:37:58 PM »
explain.



@2:35

so they blur out every drink that isn't a mountain dew or whatever?

it can't be just me who thinks it looks like dudes are pulling their dicks out when they blur it like it is in this screen grab.
ohhhhhh, it's a dick size elimination
Look I'm not selling anything that doesn't have my jizz on it. I don't care how much is offered.

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #523 on: February 22, 2012, 12:38:21 PM »
I told you guys it gets even stupider...just wait...

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #524 on: February 22, 2012, 12:40:21 PM »
This is getting ridiculous quick, not one skate clip.  If someone gets eliminated because of this coloring contest bullshit I'm boycotting the rest of the episodes.  Hopefully there is at least some skating taken into consideration in the next one.

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #525 on: February 22, 2012, 12:48:12 PM »
haahh this can't fucking be happening man

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #526 on: February 22, 2012, 12:49:39 PM »
pm me when they are skating again
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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #527 on: February 22, 2012, 12:50:27 PM »
Wow. How did this going from being the best skate contest to worst in the next version.
How did this idea come out of someone's mouth without getting shot down in one second
I will probably keep watching, just to see how stupid it gets.

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #528 on: February 22, 2012, 12:52:57 PM »
How does a "vague" ghetto scene trump a corn dog or a cownicorn shooting a laser into an alternate cubic dimension??

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #529 on: February 22, 2012, 01:07:28 PM »
OK, I'm done. When Steve said "a big part of skateboarding is learning to market yourself" I had to turn it off. I couldn't take any more, not even to see the train wreck.



That was the biggest pile of steaming dog shit I've ever heard out of someone's mouth.

Fuck that guy

Fuck coloring

Fuck this contest

Fuck

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #530 on: February 22, 2012, 01:10:15 PM »
the only way to make this show legit again would be a Thunderdome
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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #531 on: February 22, 2012, 01:10:46 PM »
its like a car-wreck. i cant stop watching.
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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #532 on: February 22, 2012, 01:17:21 PM »
we used to do this shit in 3rd grade, with just pictures we drew. The fuck is this shit?

this is like grown niggas in 3rd grade

and fuck mikey, bitch ass takin the "im from the hood" shit too far
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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #533 on: February 22, 2012, 01:27:48 PM »
Crayola should've sponsored this.

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #534 on: February 22, 2012, 01:37:43 PM »
its like a car-wreck. i cant stop watching.

It only gets worse, hope you all like pizza...
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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #535 on: February 22, 2012, 01:42:51 PM »
kind of off topic but, it's in an old oiam and I didn't want to start a thread


I'm pretty sure someone ollie'd this same street gap and then went under/through a street sign, but can't find the footage.

The gap is at 3:50



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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #536 on: February 22, 2012, 02:18:32 PM »
Guest pro Jake Johnson?

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #537 on: February 22, 2012, 02:22:38 PM »
  If the target audience is 6-10 year old kids who want mommy to buy them new shit every month, well ok. But last year was filled with amazing skating, funny shit, Forrest! (he even gave that dumb little dog attitude). This thing sucks but I feel like I'm hating on Power Rangers. It's not for old dudes who don't spend money on skateboards. I just don't understand how a simple idea for a show got to this point.

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #538 on: February 22, 2012, 02:37:07 PM »
that was fucking stupid. What is this? the first day of middle school? "show your name, and something you like. Be creative!"

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #539 on: February 22, 2012, 02:44:48 PM »
OK, I'm done. When Steve said "a big part of skateboarding is learning to market yourself" I had to turn it off. I couldn't take any more, not even to see the train wreck.



That was the biggest pile of steaming dog shit I've ever heard out of someone's mouth.

Fuck that guy

Fuck coloring

Fuck this contest

Fuck


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