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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #480 on: February 22, 2012, 07:59:48 AM »
hahahahahahahha that was the worst shit ever
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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #481 on: February 22, 2012, 08:08:38 AM »
People are still watching this. I gave up on it since they eliminated Matt with that stupid high ollie contest.

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #483 on: February 22, 2012, 08:12:51 AM »
first off.........that was the fucking lamest thing i ever seen! A skate show with fuck all skateboarding!
second............ there should be a fucking elimination every week! i don't have a fucking year to watch all that bullshit

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #484 on: February 22, 2012, 08:33:11 AM »
amazing.

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #485 on: February 22, 2012, 08:41:26 AM »
People are still watching this. I gave up on it since they eliminated Matt with that stupid high ollie contest.

this, he was easily the most stylish but his pop wasnt up-to par so hes outta here, makes perfect sense

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #486 on: February 22, 2012, 08:43:10 AM »
Next year slap should hold the contest in tokyo and call it One In A Billion

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #487 on: February 22, 2012, 08:50:06 AM »
that was a stupid ass challenge. they should just play limp-biscuit or something.

"design something marketable" -> skateboarding < money.

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #488 on: February 22, 2012, 08:50:33 AM »
Worst OIAM ever  ::)
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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #489 on: February 22, 2012, 09:35:14 AM »
this is a joke right? I'm really having a hard time believing someone thought this shit up and not one person had the smarts to say wtf are we doing? A fucking art contest with crayons. This is the shit that reminds me why I ignored the skate industry for the last 10yrs.

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #490 on: February 22, 2012, 09:39:54 AM »
explain.



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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #491 on: February 22, 2012, 09:57:45 AM »
Wow. Come on now. Now I wondering how bad this can actually get. I am glad though that Slap can come together and collectively hate on this like a family.

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #492 on: February 22, 2012, 10:21:18 AM »
whoever decided to put this online should be fed with his own balls
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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #493 on: February 22, 2012, 10:34:59 AM »
This is depressing, its demeaning for everyone involved especially the contestants that have to go through with it :'(; I really hope they do all quit cos' they get so fed up. I think if Forest was there he would have refused to do the board design bullshit.

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #494 on: February 22, 2012, 10:36:06 AM »
The graphic contest was pretty funny, some of the graphic were hilarious. But they should've not based the elimination on this, maybe the winner could have gotten like a free pair of shoes or some shit, but basing the elimination on this was so fucking ridiculous.



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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #495 on: February 22, 2012, 10:38:51 AM »
OK, I'm done. When Steve said "a big part of skateboarding is learning to market yourself" I had to turn it off. I couldn't take any more, not even to see the train wreck.



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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #496 on: February 22, 2012, 10:48:52 AM »
they should have an elimination rounds for the creators and judges of the show.

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #497 on: February 22, 2012, 10:51:22 AM »
Brengar's joke about having blacks organs was the diamond in this pile of shit. �

I mean fuck, they shoulda just had him as a host or judge.
example. i cant cast a spelll or love potion on a girl and she falls total in love for me
but i can show a girl my tv youtube clip on my or her phone. but there's a difference ok

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #498 on: February 22, 2012, 10:56:53 AM »
they should have an elimination rounds for the creators and judges of the show.

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #499 on: February 22, 2012, 10:59:04 AM »
A fucking drawing contest?! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #500 on: February 22, 2012, 10:59:15 AM »
So, where was the skating?
Because you can't kill and idea, and we will not be ruled!

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #501 on: February 22, 2012, 11:03:06 AM »
...did I just watch a bunch of dudes coloring for ten minutes...for a skateboarding contest?

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #502 on: February 22, 2012, 11:05:19 AM »
Whistles and coloring in  ...just what skateboarding was missing.

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #503 on: February 22, 2012, 11:06:39 AM »
where am i

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #504 on: February 22, 2012, 11:07:19 AM »

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #505 on: February 22, 2012, 11:13:45 AM »

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #506 on: February 22, 2012, 11:21:28 AM »
That was dumb, but I liked the corn dog.  I could see enjoi doing that deck - I'd buy it.

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #507 on: February 22, 2012, 11:22:34 AM »
Ouch. That was basically a large, steaming pile of doo. Once I realized that was the only thing happening on that episode, which took me much longer than it should have because I kept thinking, "This can't be it. There's surely going to be something interesting happening here.", I stopped watching. And I think I've stopped watching for, like, EVR.

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #508 on: February 22, 2012, 11:23:21 AM »
they should have a concentration camp for the creators and judges of the show.

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #509 on: February 22, 2012, 11:32:44 AM »
wait, are they gonna eliminate people based off their drawings? if so that is awful. Team Corndog all day!