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Josh McLaughlin

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #540 on: February 22, 2012, 03:12:48 PM »
its like a car-wreck. i cant stop watching.

It only gets worse, hope you all like pizza...
is there a cooking contest next?

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #541 on: February 22, 2012, 03:18:37 PM »
its like a car-wreck. i cant stop watching.

It only gets worse, hope you all like pizza...
is there a cooking contest next?
a pizza dough tossing contest...





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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #542 on: February 22, 2012, 03:22:07 PM »
it feels like OIAM is stuck in an outdated reality tv formula, which is sad in ways i can barely comprehend. I guess the only thing keeping me watching is the anticipation for the episode where everyone realises the bullshit and calls it quits. So far the amount of skating shown hasn't given me any idea of who i want to win. but at least i know who the best artist is............... ::)  

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #543 on: February 22, 2012, 03:23:27 PM »
OK, I'm done. When Steve said "a big part of skateboarding is learning to market yourself" I had to turn it off. I couldn't take any more, not even to see the train wreck.



That was the biggest pile of steaming dog shit I've ever heard out of someone's mouth.

Fuck that guy

Fuck coloring

Fuck this contest

Fuck


"And for that matter, fuck school!"


 ;D nice.

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #544 on: February 22, 2012, 03:47:17 PM »
How did nobody draw a dick?

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #545 on: February 22, 2012, 03:47:44 PM »
0 skating in the episode, seriously, 9 minutes of fucking drawing and stupid shit

Even if the last OIAM had 4 minutes episodes, at least they had skating IN EVERY ONE, with judging at the end or the next episode

What the fuck did I just watch

Whiteley please resurrect this fucking piece

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #546 on: February 22, 2012, 03:49:26 PM »
I told you guys it gets even stupider...just wait...

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Your catchphrase didn't even fit into that sentence. "just wait.....true story"? That shit doesn't make any sense.

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #547 on: February 22, 2012, 04:12:32 PM »
How did nobody draw a dick?

I know! That would have been the first thing I drew! A big dick with my name shaved in the pubes with my explanation being "I like to keep it fresh and tidy for the ladies."

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #548 on: February 22, 2012, 04:29:09 PM »
I fucking love pizza and i fucking love skating, soooo, this can only be the greatest idea ever.

They really have dicked about with the perfect format and really made a mess of it. Shame really cos there is obviously a lot of people who where hyped on the new OIAM starting.

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #549 on: February 22, 2012, 05:10:21 PM »
Is this a joke?

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #550 on: February 22, 2012, 05:19:09 PM »
did they seriously think there would be anyone who would be stoked to wait a whole week just to watch that garbage?

the rate at which this is going it seems like it'll be 3 months before it even finishes airing, thats too long to wait for mandible's edit!

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #551 on: February 22, 2012, 05:36:03 PM »


I could have won

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #552 on: February 22, 2012, 05:59:35 PM »
Whiteley please resurrect this fucking piece

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #553 on: February 22, 2012, 06:56:23 PM »
so the iron chef episode is next?

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #554 on: February 22, 2012, 06:58:43 PM »
this has to be stopped......

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #555 on: February 22, 2012, 07:12:59 PM »
This has become comedy. I do feel bad for the contestants, but for real? Holy shit.

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #556 on: February 22, 2012, 07:23:08 PM »
no its not serious you guys dont get it its all a joke it cant be serious there just having fun making fun of contest i mean high ollie contest? picture drawing elimination? it cant be serious you gotta laugh with them not at them

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #557 on: February 22, 2012, 08:13:23 PM »
why did that episode exist? as previously stated, no skating, and they didn't even eliminate anyone. i'da killt that contest though b


im probably lying

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #558 on: February 22, 2012, 09:22:01 PM »
How did nobody draw a dick?

I know! That would have been the first thing I drew! A big dick with my name shaved in the pubes with my explanation being "I like to keep it fresh and tidy for the ladies."

Awww man. Too much effort. I would have just done straight up cartoon penis with my name in some random spot on the shaft.

"So what did you draw?"

"I drew a penis, with my name on it so I can make that money..."

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #559 on: February 22, 2012, 10:08:45 PM »
What the fuck happened to OIAM? This is just horrid.

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #560 on: February 22, 2012, 10:20:19 PM »
What in the fucking fuck.

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #561 on: February 22, 2012, 10:27:06 PM »
yeah, i wash my hands of this shit.  so does pretty much everyone else who worked on the show, and the people at slap.

and yes.  the shit like this really is only going to get worse.
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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #562 on: February 22, 2012, 11:09:50 PM »
yeah, i wash my hands of this shit.  so does pretty much everyone else who worked on the show, and the people at slap.

and yes.  the shit like this really is only going to get worse.

any talks of doing an alex klein free version next year?

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #563 on: February 22, 2012, 11:34:58 PM »
WHAT THE FUCK


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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #564 on: February 23, 2012, 12:17:47 AM »
this was bad, really fuckin' bad.

the corndog graphic was sick, though. i agree with whoever said enjoi should make that. or even anti hero, and do a whole series of fried food like they did with the balloon graphics.
« Last Edit: February 23, 2012, 12:54:24 AM by clamy »
LMAO
almost worst than my homie whos whole family vegetarian but whole family landscapes and cuts grass..etc for a living.

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #565 on: February 23, 2012, 12:51:08 AM »
I think every company ever should do full series of that amazing corndog graphis. This years oiam is only slightly better than last years, I was hoping for a bigger improvement.
I;m sure i;m not the only dc/monster/subaru type guy here

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #566 on: February 23, 2012, 12:53:55 AM »
I think every company ever should do full series of that amazing corndog graphis. This years oiam is only slightly better than last years, I was hoping for a bigger improvement.

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #567 on: February 23, 2012, 02:45:11 AM »
im curious as to why they just didnt do it the same as last year, after it being so popular and all. and its like some fool that doesn't even skate  created it this year, i mean you would think skateboarders would see the kookiness in all of this, we usually see the kookiness in everything else and we are a picky bunch of faggots, how did they not see this coming?

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #568 on: February 23, 2012, 02:57:48 AM »
ive never heard of this shit before this but its pretty bad

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #569 on: February 23, 2012, 02:59:22 AM »
yeah, i wash my hands of this shit.  so does pretty much everyone else who worked on the show, and the people at slap.

and yes.  the shit like this really is only going to get worse.

Next elimination is going to be when the contestants play duck duck goose
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