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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #870 on: March 11, 2012, 04:03:24 PM »
Barreljumping is badass but not for OIAM
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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #871 on: March 13, 2012, 07:34:42 PM »
Can we just un-pin this topic and let it die like it fucking deserves to.

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Re: One In A Million NYC
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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #873 on: March 14, 2012, 06:20:53 AM »
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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #874 on: March 14, 2012, 06:38:52 AM »
just two ollies and a wallride. yup. oh and you can tell how mikey is genuinely butthurt

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #875 on: March 14, 2012, 07:15:17 AM »
On no! Art guy drinks a beer and falls in the rain!

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #876 on: March 14, 2012, 07:27:04 AM »
with ccs giving them all the free shit why didnt they just skate in the rain anyways?

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #878 on: March 14, 2012, 08:25:41 AM »
I like it how Mr. 5 Boro says that the blunt to nose stall revert shouldn't have taken that much time hahah

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #879 on: March 14, 2012, 08:37:21 AM »
what the fuck is this shit? 8 episodes allready?
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Re: One In A Million NYC
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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #881 on: March 14, 2012, 09:21:01 AM »
kinda sucks they got rid of the only guy who could have come remotely close to being this year's forrest.
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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #882 on: March 14, 2012, 09:30:00 AM »
FUCK OIAM HOW THE FUCK ARE THEY GONNA ELIMINATE THE ONLY NIGGA ON THE SHOW.
THEN THEY COMPLAIN ABOUT THAT OTHER KID ONLY GETTING 2 OLLIES AND A WALLRIDE BUT THEY KEEP HIM.
BUT MIKEY GOT TWO DIFFICULT TRICKS ONE BEING A FUKIN BACK FEEBLE IN THE RAIN AND HE GETS ELIMINATED.
NOBODY ELSE EVEN GOT ANY RAIN FOOTAGE.
WHAT KINDA BACKWARD SHIT IS THIS
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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #883 on: March 14, 2012, 09:38:23 AM »
i wasnt watching that carefully but it seemed like cardiel's stuff was pre-taped and he's not actually there with them?its too boring to rewatch it to check

how would he know that it would rain that day?

cuz he's Cardiel
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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #884 on: March 14, 2012, 09:48:10 AM »
how the fuck do you blunt to nosestall

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #885 on: March 14, 2012, 10:15:00 AM »
 Lurker Lou being unable to focus the board was awesome.

 Judging skatepark footage seems almost hypocritical to the entire contest.

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #886 on: March 14, 2012, 10:49:00 AM »
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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #887 on: March 14, 2012, 11:12:08 AM »
the skatepark filming sessions might be a good training for the actual "winner" of this thing, since half of the job of being pro  is producing shitty webclips in TFs vulgo skateparks.
and as i mentioned above: somebody call kerry getz or at least  buy lurker lou a sledge hammer.

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #888 on: March 14, 2012, 11:15:38 AM »
i really don't see how everyone didn't get a ton of a footage. they were skating that skatepark pretty much all day, right? i've literally never gone to a skatepark for a full day session and walked away having landed just a handful of tricks. there were multiple filmers too, so it's not like they were competing super heavy for one filmer's time. tyler got a clip of a bs flip on a hip too, so there clearly wasn't much discretion, if any, on what was considered film-worthy.

i'm kinda pissed just thinking about how dudes are flying out from california to ny to skate in a contest where they'll get hooked up properly if they win, and all they have to do is get clips at a fucking skatepark to stay, and multiple dudes manage to not come through. you can do any and every trick you can do in the street at a skatepark, much easier. even taking away the contest aspect of it, what skater who isn't injured just sits around at a skatepark all day? they're all mostly kids too, so they have no excuse for not having the energy. i still think kennedy should've gone home over mikey, but both of those dudes should be ashamed of themselves.

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #889 on: March 14, 2012, 11:25:57 AM »
They need to show all the dudes stats, like height, number of sexual partners, favorite muppet etc.

That will make it more legit


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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #890 on: March 14, 2012, 11:48:07 AM »
kennedy is sick, im glad he didnt go home

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #891 on: March 14, 2012, 12:09:06 PM »
I've never seen a blunt to nose stall before; I thought that was pretty damn tight.


fuck the rest of everything, though. I can't believe how long they're dragging this shit out

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #892 on: March 14, 2012, 12:13:55 PM »
FUCK OIAM HOW THE FUCK ARE THEY GONNA ELIMINATE THE ONLY NIGGA ON THE SHOW.
THEN THEY COMPLAIN ABOUT THAT OTHER KID ONLY GETTING 2 OLLIES AND A WALLRIDE BUT THEY KEEP HIM.
BUT MIKEY GOT TWO DIFFICULT TRICKS ONE BEING A FUKIN BACK FEEBLE IN THE RAIN AND HE GETS ELIMINATED.
NOBODY ELSE EVEN GOT ANY RAIN FOOTAGE.
WHAT KINDA BACKWARD SHIT IS THIS
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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #893 on: March 14, 2012, 12:30:21 PM »
Oh God, this is so depressing and boring watching a bunch of fully grown men bully some ugly children without there even being any skating.

I imagine most slap members have came across the pornographic website www.backroomcastingcouch.com - I find the vibe of that and the vibe of the judges eerily similar

The only enjoyable aspect is Cocksuker Lou being unable to focus the boards each week

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #894 on: March 14, 2012, 12:46:40 PM »
How can a grown man not be able to focus a board? I focus a board every time I get out of bed. Embarrassing.

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #895 on: March 14, 2012, 12:48:15 PM »
Lurker Lou's back is about to blow out

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #896 on: March 14, 2012, 12:51:35 PM »
it's really depressing watching these as they come out.  i know what's coming, but it is always put together in the most ridiculous, embarrassing way.  i don't regret being a part of it, because i'm homies with all the kids now--they were all cool as fuck--but god damn, this shit sucks.

if they use all the footage i know they have of joseph that night for the next episode, it will be fucking amazing.  dude is legendary
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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #897 on: March 14, 2012, 01:01:03 PM »
I know I stuck up this shit last week, but that episode made me feel like I was getting fired from my job or something.  Rough.

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #898 on: March 14, 2012, 01:16:17 PM »

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #899 on: March 14, 2012, 01:22:06 PM »
I am really hoping Jenkem is coming through with the post-interviews about this.