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victor333 · « **Reply #930 on:** March 15, 2012, 11:54:21 AM »

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My cousin watches some tattoo show called Ink Master or something of the sorts and it literally reminds me of this years OIAM, shit sucks.
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Haha, yeah the Ink Master show was 100% the standard reality-tv-skill-contest format. "Please pack your knives...I mean... tattoo machine? Yeah, pack that and go"

This thing is trying to do it, but failing. It could, maybe, be true that they were trying to do a parody, but copying something badly is not a parody. That's like saying Klein did a parody of directing.
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Holy shit, Burm - you had my dying with laughter here.

I'd like to see a compilation video of Lou's failed attempts at focusing at the end of the series. Who knows - he might actually focus one next week - I'm pulling for you, Lou.

Fuck yes. Slo-mo it, and put it to this song:

cause this shit is gay

cobo · « **Reply #931 on:** March 15, 2012, 02:37:54 PM »

i could totally win this contest, always be drinking a mountain dew when the cameras on you, hell maybe even drink a dew in between a line, strategize the fuck out of this, pull every trick with ultimate precision and maybe even start some brawls with the other bros cause were just so trashed on these dews. they need to bring in some hot ass bitches into this contest.

KoRnholio8 · « **Reply #932 on:** March 15, 2012, 02:54:42 PM »

wait, klein could still redeem himself by making the next elimination a one-on-one rap battle with mr. j casanova. (or recruit him to replace all of the judges permanently)

Gomez · « **Reply #933 on:** March 15, 2012, 04:45:40 PM »

Quote from: cobo on March 15, 2012, 02:37:54 PM

i could totally win this contest, always be drinking a mountain dew when the cameras on you, hell maybe even drink a dew in between a line, strategize the fuck out of this, pull every trick with ultimate precision and maybe even start some brawls with the other bros cause were just so trashed on these dews. they need to bring in some hot ass bitches into this contest.

could definitely see that working. if they eliminate the only dude in the contest whose hyped on mountain dew that would send a bad message about their product.

Dick Moranus · « **Reply #934 on:** March 15, 2012, 07:42:58 PM »

God I hope there is a food eating challenge.

Spike Hawke · « **Reply #935 on:** March 16, 2012, 03:51:58 AM »

I hope people who dont skate or know anything about it, dont get to see this. Its embarrassing to be associated with this as skaters. Definately the best way to make your average Joe presume that all skaters are massive dickheads

the canadian suit · « **Reply #936 on:** March 16, 2012, 05:59:51 AM »

Quote from: Box of Frogs on March 14, 2012, 11:25:57 AM

They need to show all the dudes stats, like height, number of sexual partners, favorite muppet etc.

That will make it more legit

A+.

This show is embarrassing.

floop · « **Reply #937 on:** March 16, 2012, 10:05:38 AM »

Quote from: Spike Hawke on March 16, 2012, 03:51:58 AM

I hope people who dont skate or know anything about it, dont get to see this. Its embarrassing to be associated with this as skaters. Definately the best way to make your average Joe presume that all skaters are massive dickheads

i thought about that too but then a) i'm sure that no non skaters really would watch this and b) even if they do it won't be anything new as far as skaters being represented in the stupidest possible ways (from movies and tv etc)

shouldn't · « **Reply #938 on:** March 16, 2012, 06:18:37 PM »

calling matty t. get on this shit.

ConorHolliday · « **Reply #939 on:** March 18, 2012, 09:43:27 PM »

Quote from: Box of Frogs on March 14, 2012, 11:25:57 AM

They need to show all the dudes stats, like height, number of sexual partners, favorite muppet etc.

That will make it more legit

spent a decent portion of my day chugging water and reading slap posts to nurse what may be the worst hangover of my life. 8 hours of perusing slapforums gives one alot of information to retain. That being said, this is hands down the best thing I've read all day.

Eschaton · « **Reply #940 on:** March 19, 2012, 07:27:38 AM »

Are people still watching this shit? Have they walked out yet? I quit watching after the second one.

Fenzadill · « **Reply #941 on:** March 19, 2012, 08:41:31 AM »

Quote from: Eschaton on March 19, 2012, 07:27:38 AM

Are people still watching this shit? Have they walked out yet? I quit watching after the second one.

"Keep me posted on what happens! But let me stress once again that I do not watch it."

Eschaton · « **Reply #942 on:** March 19, 2012, 08:47:52 AM »

Haha You know we're all waiting for the ending, but who wants to watch all that boring shit in the middle? Everyone has stated there is no skating going on.

sprayTAN101 · « **Reply #943 on:** March 19, 2012, 12:10:48 PM »

Quote from: earlygrab on March 14, 2012, 01:45:17 PM

every time a judge opens their mouth i cringe. As hate mentioned it could be they were trying to be dicks ironically, but guess what? There is no such thing as irony when your a reality tv personality.

Steve giving advise on how to be a pro skater is the only irony I saw.

lol

Wall of Nausea · « **Reply #944 on:** March 19, 2012, 06:53:32 PM »

Ronald Wilson Reagan · « **Reply #945 on:** March 19, 2012, 09:22:36 PM »

Quote from: Wall of Nausea on March 19, 2012, 06:53:32 PM

fuck that. Only a race up the super aggro crag can resolve this contest:

shrimpwhitewine · « **Reply #946 on:** March 20, 2012, 04:59:01 AM »

Quote from: Wall of Nausea on March 19, 2012, 06:53:32 PM

May God help you if you face the nose pick or the pizza slice obstacle.

The Nose Face · « **Reply #947 on:** March 20, 2012, 07:38:32 AM »

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May God help you if you face the nose pick or the pizza slice obstacle.

@ 4:01 - never enough time...

Donkey Lips · « **Reply #948 on:** March 20, 2012, 07:40:14 AM »

One of my friends was on Family Double Dare too. He couldn't find the flag in the giant peanut butter sandwich and they lost. Everybody still clowns him for that colossal failure, as we should. You had one job to do Kyle.

The Muffin Man · « **Reply #949 on:** March 20, 2012, 08:17:38 AM »

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fuck that. Only a race up the super aggro crag can resolve this contest:

Invisi-rep for being legendary.

jacktharipper · « **Reply #950 on:** March 20, 2012, 08:47:50 AM »

Quote from: Eschaton on March 19, 2012, 08:47:52 AM

Haha You know we're all waiting for the ending, but who wants to watch all that boring shit in the middle? Everyone has stated there is no skating going on.

I don't think I've ever seen you post anything that isn't negative

trannies and mannies · « **Reply #951 on:** March 20, 2012, 07:11:55 PM »

Can we just turn this into a double dare appreciation thread?

victor333 · « **Reply #952 on:** March 20, 2012, 08:26:14 PM »

Quote from: Donkey Lips on March 20, 2012, 07:40:14 AM

One of my friends was on Family Double Dare too. He couldn't find the flag in the giant peanut butter sandwich and they lost. Everybody still clowns him for that colossal failure, as we should. You had one job to do Kyle.

hahahahahahhah that's funny as hell

The Muffin Man · « **Reply #953 on:** March 20, 2012, 10:19:56 PM »

Quote from: trannies and mannies on March 20, 2012, 07:11:55 PM

Can we just turn this into a double dare appreciation thread?

Better: childhood game show appreciation thread. LEGENDS OF THE HIDDEN TEMPLE ALL DAY.

via · « **Reply #954 on:** March 20, 2012, 10:29:48 PM »

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Can we just turn this into a double dare appreciation thread?
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Better: childhood game show appreciation thread. LEGENDS OF THE HIDDEN TEMPLE ALL DAY.

Two weeks ago I was at a bar by myself waiting to go meet up with some friends after they got off work. They had a trivia night, so I participated, and fucking WON (solo). The last question, which I could wager as many of my already accumulated points as I wanted, was "In Nickelodeons legends of the hidden temple, What was the name of the stone face narrator?"

OLMEC MOTHERFUCKER.

I actually did pretty well in most of the trivia, but I really don't think I would have won without the mega wager on the ender question. Thank you, childhood.

burm · « **Reply #955 on:** March 21, 2012, 12:40:01 AM »

I think only this clip is appropriate for this thread

pica · « **Reply #956 on:** March 21, 2012, 05:03:32 AM »

^i remember that... has anyone ever cleared the entire course?

burm · « **Reply #957 on:** March 21, 2012, 05:47:10 AM »

I've ever only seen that one clip, tried my best searching for more footy years ago.

Donkey Lips · « **Reply #958 on:** March 21, 2012, 05:51:58 AM »

PsychOut · « **Reply #959 on:** March 21, 2012, 06:15:23 AM »

Author Topic: One In A Million NYC (Read 235163 times)

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