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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1020 on: March 21, 2012, 08:10:46 PM »
Kennedy's got a good Texas drawl on him.
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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1021 on: March 21, 2012, 09:26:03 PM »
hope the country kid wins over art fag / hipster joe
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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1022 on: March 21, 2012, 10:36:26 PM »
The skating was sick...but did they skate smart enough?

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1023 on: March 21, 2012, 11:04:25 PM »
hope the country kid wins over art fag / hipster joe

joe is neither of those, not even remotely.  he's just a drunk gnar dog
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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1024 on: March 22, 2012, 12:09:16 AM »
By the guey... team Joseph for life i feel like being able to skate drunk is the mark of any truly good skater.

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1025 on: March 22, 2012, 02:29:13 AM »
His landing on that frontside flip was fucking great. Shit, I wish I could skate big shit with that kind of cockiness.

A real crowd-pleaser would be: in the final episode, all the kids join together to beat Lurker Lou with chains until he cries like a baby. It would symbolize the triumph of the people over fascism - or something...

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1026 on: March 22, 2012, 02:51:54 AM »
Did he say he had drank TWENTY beers?  I'm fucked after about eight.  Unreal.
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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1027 on: March 22, 2012, 05:00:06 AM »
3:45 - "That kickflip was mad steezy. so steezy"

I fucking hate kids like that. Fucking annoying.

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1028 on: March 22, 2012, 05:41:14 AM »
Those actually weren't real children. Those were Mt. Dew's fandroids that are programmed with the latest and hippest slang and jargon. They run on Mt. Dew and allowance. The newest upgrades for them are said to be the words "buttery, steezy and crispy". The berrics is also looking into leasing them in bulk quantities to make it look like people give a shit about the BATB finales.

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1029 on: March 22, 2012, 07:29:04 AM »

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1030 on: March 22, 2012, 08:35:49 AM »
hope the country kid wins over art fag / hipster joe
yeah dude, he has a moustache! fucking art faggot

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1031 on: March 22, 2012, 09:05:06 AM »
Added a some more still photos from the new episode.
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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1032 on: March 22, 2012, 09:52:11 AM »

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1033 on: March 22, 2012, 10:33:45 AM »
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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1034 on: March 22, 2012, 11:08:19 AM »
amazing. you look like youre about to vomit in disgust

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1035 on: March 22, 2012, 11:29:36 AM »
not enough babyface in this episode

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1036 on: March 22, 2012, 11:32:50 AM »
His landing on that frontside flip was fucking great. Shit, I wish I could skate big shit with that kind of cockiness.

A real crowd-pleaser would be: in the final episode, all the kids join together to beat Lurker Lou with chains until he cries like a baby. It would symbolize the triumph of the people over fascism - or something...

and they should cut his beard off, with a dull serrated knife
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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1037 on: March 22, 2012, 11:36:34 AM »

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1038 on: March 22, 2012, 11:39:28 AM »


we have a winner. remind me to gnar you in a couple weeks
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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1039 on: March 22, 2012, 12:29:56 PM »
not enough babyface in this episode

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1040 on: March 22, 2012, 12:44:38 PM »
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hahah wow joe's face...

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1041 on: March 22, 2012, 01:57:09 PM »


we have a winner. remind me to gnar you in a couple weeks

the dew is a good friend to have

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1042 on: March 22, 2012, 04:01:28 PM »

dahahahahah bout to make this my sig

Thanks for coming, though! As your sister said to everyone...

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1043 on: March 22, 2012, 05:56:17 PM »

dahahahahah bout to make this my sig
Holy shit... did he break the neck of that bottle? Dude goes hard on the alc.


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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1044 on: March 23, 2012, 01:24:22 AM »
Did he say he had drank TWENTY beers?  I'm fucked after about eight.  Unreal.
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I feel like there's nothing wrong with spnding leess money to be more drunk...

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1045 on: March 23, 2012, 01:31:05 AM »
Did he say he had drank TWENTY beers?  I'm fucked after about eight.  Unreal.
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I feel like there's nothing wrong with spnding leess money to be more drunk...
Yeah dude twenty beers seems like a lot. 8-9 is when im out.

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1046 on: March 23, 2012, 04:16:50 PM »
Did he say he had drank TWENTY beers?  I'm fucked after about eight.  Unreal.
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I feel like there's nothing wrong with spnding leess money to be more drunk...

Yeah, nothing wrong other than being less of a MAN.

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1047 on: March 23, 2012, 05:56:21 PM »
Brent212- I've seen you drunk.  Your first time even drinking was on your 24th birthday and you drank 4 Smirnoff Ices, went to the bathroom, shit your pants and passed out with the door locked.

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1048 on: March 23, 2012, 08:44:45 PM »
Lurker Lou is the truth. I love how you silly bastards wanna put blame on him for this trainwreck...now that you know what he looks like, go ahead and talk shit face to face if you're ever in NYC. I mean, just as long as you have a good dental plan that is...

TEAM LOU.

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1049 on: March 23, 2012, 11:57:06 PM »
Brent212- I've seen you drunk.  Your first time even drinking was on your 24th birthday and you drank 4 Smirnoff Ices, went to the bathroom, shit your pants and passed out with the door locked.

DAMN.