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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #990 on: March 21, 2012, 03:10:49 PM »
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9 episodes in and they figured out what to do..... after 7 years of doing it.  Good shit though, that little blonde monotone dude put it down!
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Monotone? Where are you from that a crazy southern accent like that sounds monotone? The dude is cletus the slack jawed yokel on a skateboard. He's great, classic ripper stuck in his own world.
"I've never had dumplings before!"
"He even started the morning with a beer!"
Oh you charming country bumpkin... Keep on rippin!
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He is from Carolina Beach......pretty bumpkin.
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I've lived in Louisiana for the past 5 years and I lived in Fayetteville, NC for 3 as well.  That's not that crazy of an accent, the tone in his voice is pretty emotionless so I think he sounds pretty monotone.


Wow, this post totally doesn't matter.

Anyway, both Bumpkin and Fake Tommy G killed it.  So did that dude who went switch.

Shit man, I didn't know you lived in Fayetteville before, that's like 45 minutes away from my house.
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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #991 on: March 21, 2012, 07:46:29 PM »
Hate, maybe that's light, but its the only distinguishable regional accent of the group. That's all I'm sayin'
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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #992 on: March 21, 2012, 08:10:46 PM »
Kennedy's got a good Texas drawl on him.
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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #993 on: March 21, 2012, 09:26:03 PM »
hope the country kid wins over art fag / hipster joe
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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #994 on: March 21, 2012, 10:36:26 PM »
The skating was sick...but did they skate smart enough?

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #995 on: March 22, 2012, 12:09:16 AM »
By the guey... team Joseph for life i feel like being able to skate drunk is the mark of any truly good skater.

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #996 on: March 22, 2012, 02:29:13 AM »
His landing on that frontside flip was fucking great. Shit, I wish I could skate big shit with that kind of cockiness.

A real crowd-pleaser would be: in the final episode, all the kids join together to beat Lurker Lou with chains until he cries like a baby. It would symbolize the triumph of the people over fascism - or something...

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #997 on: March 22, 2012, 02:51:54 AM »
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Did he say he had drank TWENTY beers?  I'm fucked after about eight.  Unreal.
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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #998 on: March 22, 2012, 05:00:06 AM »
3:45 - "That kickflip was mad steezy. so steezy"

I fucking hate kids like that. Fucking annoying.

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #999 on: March 22, 2012, 05:41:14 AM »
Those actually weren't real children. Those were Mt. Dew's fandroids that are programmed with the latest and hippest slang and jargon. They run on Mt. Dew and allowance. The newest upgrades for them are said to be the words "buttery, steezy and crispy". The berrics is also looking into leasing them in bulk quantities to make it look like people give a shit about the BATB finales.

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1000 on: March 22, 2012, 07:29:04 AM »

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1001 on: March 22, 2012, 08:35:49 AM »
hope the country kid wins over art fag / hipster joe
yeah dude, he has a moustache! fucking art faggot

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1002 on: March 22, 2012, 09:05:06 AM »
Added a some more still photos from the new episode.
http://nathanperkel.tumblr.com/

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1003 on: March 22, 2012, 09:52:11 AM »

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1004 on: March 22, 2012, 10:33:45 AM »
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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1005 on: March 22, 2012, 11:08:19 AM »
amazing. you look like youre about to vomit in disgust

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1006 on: March 22, 2012, 11:29:36 AM »
not enough babyface in this episode

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1007 on: March 22, 2012, 11:32:50 AM »
His landing on that frontside flip was fucking great. Shit, I wish I could skate big shit with that kind of cockiness.

A real crowd-pleaser would be: in the final episode, all the kids join together to beat Lurker Lou with chains until he cries like a baby. It would symbolize the triumph of the people over fascism - or something...

and they should cut his beard off, with a dull serrated knife
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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1008 on: March 22, 2012, 11:36:34 AM »

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1009 on: March 22, 2012, 11:39:28 AM »


we have a winner. remind me to gnar you in a couple weeks

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1010 on: March 22, 2012, 12:29:56 PM »
not enough babyface in this episode

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1011 on: March 22, 2012, 12:44:38 PM »
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hahah wow joe's face...

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1012 on: March 22, 2012, 01:57:09 PM »
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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1013 on: March 22, 2012, 04:01:28 PM »

dahahahahah bout to make this my sig

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1014 on: March 22, 2012, 05:56:17 PM »
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dahahahahah bout to make this my sig
Holy shit... did he break the neck of that bottle? Dude goes hard on the alc.


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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1015 on: March 23, 2012, 01:24:22 AM »
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Did he say he had drank TWENTY beers?  I'm fucked after about eight.  Unreal.
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I feel like there's nothing wrong with spnding leess money to be more drunk...

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1016 on: March 23, 2012, 01:31:05 AM »
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Did he say he had drank TWENTY beers?  I'm fucked after about eight.  Unreal.
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I feel like there's nothing wrong with spnding leess money to be more drunk...
Yeah dude twenty beers seems like a lot. 8-9 is when im out.

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1017 on: March 23, 2012, 04:16:50 PM »
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Did he say he had drank TWENTY beers?  I'm fucked after about eight.  Unreal.
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I feel like there's nothing wrong with spnding leess money to be more drunk...

Yeah, nothing wrong other than being less of a MAN.

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1018 on: March 23, 2012, 08:44:45 PM »
Lurker Lou is the truth. I love how you silly bastards wanna put blame on him for this trainwreck...now that you know what he looks like, go ahead and talk shit face to face if you're ever in NYC. I mean, just as long as you have a good dental plan that is...

TEAM LOU.

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1019 on: March 23, 2012, 11:57:06 PM »
Brent212- I've seen you drunk.  Your first time even drinking was on your 24th birthday and you drank 4 Smirnoff Ices, went to the bathroom, shit your pants and passed out with the door locked.

DAMN.