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Lurker Lou is the truth. I love how you silly bastards wanna put blame on him for this trainwreck...now that you know what he looks like, go ahead and talk shit face to face if you're ever in NYC. I mean, just as long as you have a good dental plan that is...TEAM LOU.
I quit skating for a time due to piling out
I have nothing against Lou, at all, and would never want to fight him. That being said, I totally know how to fight him since I am dude who can harvest a majestic beard myself. (see Fig. 1)(Fig. 1)All you have to do is get a handful of beard. That is an unbelievable amount of pain. For you ladyfaces- pull out an eyebrow or a nosehair and imagine that all over your face. While Lou is definitely going for the righteous sea captain look, he's totally left his face open for a beardal assault. I once defeated a hobo outside a tattoo shop with a beardgrab to hot coffee to the face.
Quote from: teets on March 23, 2012, 08:44:45 PMExpand QuoteLurker Lou is the truth. I love how you silly bastards wanna put blame on him for this trainwreck...now that you know what he looks like, go ahead and talk shit face to face if you're ever in NYC. I mean, just as long as you have a good dental plan that is...TEAM LOU. [close]New Yorkers are so fucking lame. So the dude who can't even focus a fucking board is going to kick my ass? I'm shaking in my boots. Nobody forced this dude to be part of this. Its funny, because before this, all the NY/east coast posters made predictions about how much more hardcore it would be, and about how nobody would be able to skate the spots at all. So far nobody has had trouble skating the city and the "underground" dudes are just fame whoring the shit out of themselves. Its an embarrassment to east coast skaters more than it is to SLAP.
Lurker Lou is the truth. I love how you silly bastards wanna put blame on him for this trainwreck...now that you know what he looks like, go ahead and talk shit face to face if you're ever in NYC. I mean, just as long as you have a good dental plan that is...TEAM LOU. [close]
Brent212- I've seen you drunk. Your first time even drinking was on your 24th birthday and you drank 4 Smirnoff Ices, went to the bathroom, shit your pants and passed out with the door locked.
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Did he say he had drank TWENTY beers? I'm fucked after about eight. Unreal.[close]
Quote from: finknoos on March 22, 2012, 02:51:54 AMExpand QuoteQuote from: nino brown on March 21, 2012, 12:09:50 PMExpand QuoteQuote from: HATE! on March 21, 2012, 09:10:32 AMExpand QuoteDid he say he had drank TWENTY beers? I'm fucked after about eight. Unreal.[close]pussy[close]i bet you drink this[close]you know that light beer doesn't mean it has less alcohol right? fucking dumbass
Quote from: nino brown on March 21, 2012, 12:09:50 PMExpand QuoteQuote from: HATE! on March 21, 2012, 09:10:32 AMExpand QuoteDid he say he had drank TWENTY beers? I'm fucked after about eight. Unreal.[close]pussy[close]i bet you drink this[close]
Quote from: Beer Keg Peg Leg on March 25, 2012, 05:17:17 AMExpand QuoteQuote from: finknoos on March 22, 2012, 02:51:54 AMExpand QuoteQuote from: nino brown on March 21, 2012, 12:09:50 PMExpand QuoteQuote from: HATE! on March 21, 2012, 09:10:32 AMExpand QuoteDid he say he had drank TWENTY beers? I'm fucked after about eight. Unreal.[close]pussy[close]i bet you drink this[close]you know that light beer doesn't mean it has less alcohol right? fucking dumbass[close]actually it does
Quote from: finknoos on March 22, 2012, 02:51:54 AMExpand QuoteQuote from: nino brown on March 21, 2012, 12:09:50 PMExpand QuoteQuote from: HATE! on March 21, 2012, 09:10:32 AMExpand QuoteDid he say he had drank TWENTY beers? I'm fucked after about eight. Unreal.[close]pussy[close]i bet you drink this[close]you know that light beer doesn't mean it has less alcohol right? fucking dumbass[close]
Quote from: floop on March 25, 2012, 08:49:26 AMExpand QuoteQuote from: Beer Keg Peg Leg on March 25, 2012, 05:17:17 AMExpand QuoteQuote from: finknoos on March 22, 2012, 02:51:54 AMExpand QuoteQuote from: nino brown on March 21, 2012, 12:09:50 PMExpand QuoteQuote from: HATE! on March 21, 2012, 09:10:32 AMExpand QuoteDid he say he had drank TWENTY beers? I'm fucked after about eight. Unreal.[close]pussy[close]i bet you drink this[close]you know that light beer doesn't mean it has less alcohol right? fucking dumbass[close]actually it does[close]eh, in general yeah, but not as much as most people assume, and then there are plenty of beers that aren't considered light at all, like guiness, that have less alcohol than a coors light.
Quote from: Beer Keg Peg Leg on March 25, 2012, 05:17:17 AMExpand QuoteQuote from: finknoos on March 22, 2012, 02:51:54 AMExpand QuoteQuote from: nino brown on March 21, 2012, 12:09:50 PMExpand QuoteQuote from: HATE! on March 21, 2012, 09:10:32 AMExpand QuoteDid he say he had drank TWENTY beers? I'm fucked after about eight. Unreal.[close]pussy[close]i bet you drink this[close]you know that light beer doesn't mean it has less alcohol right? fucking dumbass[close]actually it does[close]
Quote from: Brent212 on March 25, 2012, 12:25:44 PMExpand QuoteQuote from: floop on March 25, 2012, 08:49:26 AMExpand QuoteQuote from: Beer Keg Peg Leg on March 25, 2012, 05:17:17 AMExpand QuoteQuote from: finknoos on March 22, 2012, 02:51:54 AMExpand QuoteQuote from: nino brown on March 21, 2012, 12:09:50 PMExpand QuoteQuote from: HATE! on March 21, 2012, 09:10:32 AMExpand QuoteDid he say he had drank TWENTY beers? I'm fucked after about eight. Unreal.[close]pussy[close]i bet you drink this[close]you know that light beer doesn't mean it has less alcohol right? fucking dumbass[close]actually it does[close]eh, in general yeah, but not as much as most people assume, and then there are plenty of beers that aren't considered light at all, like guiness, that have less alcohol than a coors light.[close]well ale and lager are different things. comparing an ale (guinness) to a lager (coors) is an apples and oranges debate. if the argument is higher alcohol content makes you more of a man than start drinking everclear/moonshine/151/high calibrated spirits and die uber fast. real cool.
Quote from: floop on March 25, 2012, 08:49:26 AMExpand QuoteQuote from: Beer Keg Peg Leg on March 25, 2012, 05:17:17 AMExpand QuoteQuote from: finknoos on March 22, 2012, 02:51:54 AMExpand QuoteQuote from: nino brown on March 21, 2012, 12:09:50 PMExpand QuoteQuote from: HATE! on March 21, 2012, 09:10:32 AMExpand QuoteDid he say he had drank TWENTY beers? I'm fucked after about eight. Unreal.[close]pussy[close]i bet you drink this[close]you know that light beer doesn't mean it has less alcohol right? fucking dumbass[close]actually it does[close]eh, in general yeah, but not as much as most people assume, and then there are plenty of beers that aren't considered light at all, like guiness, that have less alcohol than a coors light.[close]
I actually did hit another skater in the face with my shoe once at a demo doing a shoes fly off kickflip but he was cool with it.
Quote from: Wall of Nausea on March 25, 2012, 12:49:22 PMExpand QuoteQuote from: Brent212 on March 25, 2012, 12:25:44 PMExpand QuoteQuote from: floop on March 25, 2012, 08:49:26 AMExpand QuoteQuote from: Beer Keg Peg Leg on March 25, 2012, 05:17:17 AMExpand QuoteQuote from: finknoos on March 22, 2012, 02:51:54 AMExpand QuoteQuote from: nino brown on March 21, 2012, 12:09:50 PMExpand QuoteQuote from: HATE! on March 21, 2012, 09:10:32 AMExpand QuoteDid he say he had drank TWENTY beers? I'm fucked after about eight. Unreal.[close]pussy[close]i bet you drink this[close]you know that light beer doesn't mean it has less alcohol right? fucking dumbass[close]actually it does[close]eh, in general yeah, but not as much as most people assume, and then there are plenty of beers that aren't considered light at all, like guiness, that have less alcohol than a coors light.[close]well ale and lager are different things. comparing an ale (guinness) to a lager (coors) is an apples and oranges debate. if the argument is higher alcohol content makes you more of a man than start drinking everclear/moonshine/151/high calibrated spirits and die uber fast. real cool.[close]you can't seriously be trying to call someone out by calling a guinness an ale...seriously dude come on, tell me your kidding.
Quote from: Brent212 on March 25, 2012, 12:25:44 PMExpand QuoteQuote from: floop on March 25, 2012, 08:49:26 AMExpand QuoteQuote from: Beer Keg Peg Leg on March 25, 2012, 05:17:17 AMExpand QuoteQuote from: finknoos on March 22, 2012, 02:51:54 AMExpand QuoteQuote from: nino brown on March 21, 2012, 12:09:50 PMExpand QuoteQuote from: HATE! on March 21, 2012, 09:10:32 AMExpand QuoteDid he say he had drank TWENTY beers? I'm fucked after about eight. Unreal.[close]pussy[close]i bet you drink this[close]you know that light beer doesn't mean it has less alcohol right? fucking dumbass[close]actually it does[close]eh, in general yeah, but not as much as most people assume, and then there are plenty of beers that aren't considered light at all, like guiness, that have less alcohol than a coors light.[close]well ale and lager are different things. comparing an ale (guinness) to a lager (coors) is an apples and oranges debate. if the argument is higher alcohol content makes you more of a man than start drinking everclear/moonshine/151/high calibrated spirits and die uber fast. real cool.[close]
buuuuurned...
go put your sheep dog lookin' dick back in the hamster cage you keep it in, ewok looking fuck face.
you remind me of the dwarf that won some acting award Peter Dinklage
Yuengling is really good.