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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1020 on: March 24, 2012, 12:43:05 AM »
Lurker Lou is the truth. I love how you silly bastards wanna put blame on him for this trainwreck...now that you know what he looks like, go ahead and talk shit face to face if you're ever in NYC. I mean, just as long as you have a good dental plan that is...

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« Reply #1021 on: March 24, 2012, 06:57:47 AM »
Lurker Lou is the truth. I love how you silly bastards wanna put blame on him for this trainwreck...now that you know what he looks like, go ahead and talk shit face to face if you're ever in NYC. I mean, just as long as you have a good dental plan that is...

TEAM LOU.


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« Reply #1022 on: March 24, 2012, 09:14:13 AM »
Lurker Lou is the truth. I love how you silly bastards wanna put blame on him for this trainwreck...now that you know what he looks like, go ahead and talk shit face to face if you're ever in NYC. I mean, just as long as you have a good dental plan that is...

TEAM LOU.



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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1023 on: March 24, 2012, 10:00:52 AM »
Lurker Lou is the truth. I love how you silly bastards wanna put blame on him for this trainwreck...now that you know what he looks like, go ahead and talk shit face to face if you're ever in NYC. I mean, just as long as you have a good dental plan that is...

TEAM LOU.



it might be hard to identify him in the East Village where 1 out of every 3 guys is sporting the bald head / amish beard look
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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1024 on: March 24, 2012, 10:53:44 AM »
Lurker Lou is the truth. I love how you silly bastards wanna put blame on him for this trainwreck...now that you know what he looks like, go ahead and talk shit face to face if you're ever in NYC. I mean, just as long as you have a good dental plan that is...

TEAM LOU.


New Yorkers are so fucking lame. So the dude who can't even focus a fucking board is going to kick my ass? I'm shaking in my boots. Nobody forced this dude to be part of this. Its funny, because before this, all the NY/east coast posters made predictions about how much more hardcore it would be, and about how nobody would be able to skate the spots at all. So far nobody has had trouble skating the city and the "underground" dudes are just fame whoring the shit out of themselves.
Its an embarrassment to east coast skaters more than it is to SLAP.
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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1025 on: March 24, 2012, 11:30:00 AM »
I have nothing against Lou, at all, and would never want to fight him. 

That being said, I totally know how to fight him since I am dude who can harvest a majestic beard myself. (see Fig. 1)


(Fig. 1)

All you have to do is get a handful of beard.  That is an unbelievable amount of pain.  For you ladyfaces- pull out an eyebrow or a nosehair and imagine that all over your face.  While Lou is definitely going for the righteous sea captain look, he's totally left his face open for a beardal assault.  I once defeated a hobo outside a tattoo shop with a beardgrab to hot coffee to the face.



This post made me laugh

and you are a burly man, sir

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1026 on: March 24, 2012, 12:08:58 PM »
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Lurker Lou is the truth. I love how you silly bastards wanna put blame on him for this trainwreck...now that you know what he looks like, go ahead and talk shit face to face if you're ever in NYC. I mean, just as long as you have a good dental plan that is...

TEAM LOU.


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New Yorkers are so fucking lame. So the dude who can't even focus a fucking board is going to kick my ass? I'm shaking in my boots. Nobody forced this dude to be part of this. Its funny, because before this, all the NY/east coast posters made predictions about how much more hardcore it would be, and about how nobody would be able to skate the spots at all. So far nobody has had trouble skating the city and the "underground" dudes are just fame whoring the shit out of themselves.
Its an embarrassment to east coast skaters more than it is to SLAP.

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1027 on: March 24, 2012, 01:36:16 PM »
1) condoms are for fags
2) you kids need a new hobby
3) theres no gold behind our currency
4) Geraldo needs to be shot
5) thanks for the beard-pulling tip
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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1028 on: March 24, 2012, 03:52:56 PM »
Brent212- I've seen you drunk.  Your first time even drinking was on your 24th birthday and you drank 4 Smirnoff Ices, went to the bathroom, shit your pants and passed out with the door locked.

It was 2 smirnoffs and 2 mike's hard lemonades. Those things are rough. To be fair, I only shit my pants because I was busy yacking in the toilet.

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1029 on: March 25, 2012, 05:17:17 AM »
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Did he say he had drank TWENTY beers?  I'm fucked after about eight.  Unreal.
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you know that light beer doesn't mean it has less alcohol right? fucking dumbass

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1030 on: March 25, 2012, 08:49:26 AM »
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Did he say he had drank TWENTY beers?  I'm fucked after about eight.  Unreal.
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you know that light beer doesn't mean it has less alcohol right? fucking dumbass

actually it does
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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1031 on: March 25, 2012, 10:02:42 AM »


Those are deuce deuce's not 40's. So he has 22 ounces in each hand equaling a whopping 44 ounces total. if you're gonna be a beer drinking tough guy or whatever the fuck this dink is going for, at least do it right and use pints/fifths of 151 taped in each hand. Then go smack your head on the ground imitating TAZ from the Looney Tunes with a bowler hat on which he won on e-bay from the set of Benny and Joon.

basically this kid is your typical post 2005 skateboard faggot coming from "cool" school.

 Backwoods Dumplin' Kid has my vote over the aforementioned tool shed.
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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1032 on: March 25, 2012, 12:25:44 PM »
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Did he say he had drank TWENTY beers?  I'm fucked after about eight.  Unreal.
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i bet you drink this

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you know that light beer doesn't mean it has less alcohol right? fucking dumbass
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actually it does

eh, in general yeah, but not as much as most people assume, and then there are plenty of beers that aren't considered light at all, like guiness, that have less alcohol than a coors light.


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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1033 on: March 25, 2012, 12:49:22 PM »
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Did he say he had drank TWENTY beers?  I'm fucked after about eight.  Unreal.
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i bet you drink this

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you know that light beer doesn't mean it has less alcohol right? fucking dumbass
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eh, in general yeah, but not as much as most people assume, and then there are plenty of beers that aren't considered light at all, like guiness, that have less alcohol than a coors light.



well ale and lager are different things. comparing an ale (guinness) to a lager (coors) is an apples and oranges debate.

 if the argument is higher alcohol content makes you more of a man than start drinking everclear/moonshine/151/high calibrated spirits and die uber fast. real cool.

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« Reply #1034 on: March 25, 2012, 12:58:48 PM »
You guys arguing about the alcohol content of Coors Light realize that it says ALC 4.5% VOL right on the can in the pic posted, don't you?

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1035 on: March 25, 2012, 03:02:01 PM »
Yuengling is pretty good.

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1036 on: March 25, 2012, 03:07:15 PM »
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Did he say he had drank TWENTY beers?  I'm fucked after about eight.  Unreal.
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i bet you drink this

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you know that light beer doesn't mean it has less alcohol right? fucking dumbass
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actually it does
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eh, in general yeah, but not as much as most people assume, and then there are plenty of beers that aren't considered light at all, like guiness, that have less alcohol than a coors light.


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well ale and lager are different things. comparing an ale (guinness) to a lager (coors) is an apples and oranges debate.

 if the argument is higher alcohol content makes you more of a man than start drinking everclear/moonshine/151/high calibrated spirits and die uber fast. real cool.

you can't seriously be trying to call someone out by calling a guinness an ale...seriously dude come on, tell me your kidding.
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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1037 on: March 25, 2012, 03:29:22 PM »
That's true, Guinness is a stout. 

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1038 on: March 25, 2012, 04:38:02 PM »
well you use ale malts for stouts so he is right technically... you dont have to ferment at cooled temperatures like with a lager malts. btw brewing is a good pass time if your an underage alcoholic like yours truly.

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1039 on: March 25, 2012, 07:02:46 PM »
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Did he say he had drank TWENTY beers?  I'm fucked after about eight.  Unreal.
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i bet you drink this

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you know that light beer doesn't mean it has less alcohol right? fucking dumbass
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actually it does
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eh, in general yeah, but not as much as most people assume, and then there are plenty of beers that aren't considered light at all, like guiness, that have less alcohol than a coors light.


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well ale and lager are different things. comparing an ale (guinness) to a lager (coors) is an apples and oranges debate.

 if the argument is higher alcohol content makes you more of a man than start drinking everclear/moonshine/151/high calibrated spirits and die uber fast. real cool.
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you can't seriously be trying to call someone out by calling a guinness an ale...seriously dude come on, tell me your kidding.

wasn't calling the dude out, just stating that they are different and yes guinness is a stout which is an ale. we're not talking quantum physics, friends. but if you wanna fightaboutit...

buuuuurned...

go put your sheep dog lookin' dick back in the hamster cage you keep it in, ewok looking fuck face.
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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1040 on: March 25, 2012, 07:37:08 PM »
That southern kid deserves this so bad, his hometown is probably so economically depressed.

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1041 on: March 25, 2012, 08:04:24 PM »
I prefer a good Sheboygan lager.

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1042 on: March 25, 2012, 08:48:51 PM »
Beer is so 'meh' to me. It really is an acquired taste.

I prefer wine or liquor

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1043 on: March 26, 2012, 09:26:54 AM »


go put your sheep dog lookin' dick back in the hamster cage you keep it in, ewok looking fuck face.

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1044 on: March 26, 2012, 05:40:01 PM »
http://quartersnacks.com/2012/03/too-warm-for-the-internet/

Cant wait to read the interview with Lurker Lou, hopefully will shed some light on how mis-guided your hate really is regarding him and the others involved in OIAM sans Alex Klien...
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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1045 on: March 26, 2012, 10:26:42 PM »

you remind me of the dwarf that won some acting award Peter Dinklage




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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1046 on: March 28, 2012, 02:11:55 AM »

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1047 on: March 28, 2012, 06:10:43 AM »

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1048 on: March 28, 2012, 06:22:03 AM »
Pop-quiz hot shot; Cairo Foster commands you to bolt together a new setup as fast as you can, while the prying eyes of Lurker Lou are begging for your failure. What do you do, asshole? What do you do?

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1049 on: March 28, 2012, 06:41:05 AM »
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