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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1140 on: April 01, 2012, 04:57:26 PM »
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by the sound of the results they should re-name this year's show 'None in a million'
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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1141 on: April 02, 2012, 10:12:50 AM »
FWIW, a few of my buddies said NYC roads/spots are pretty smooth for the most part compared to Pittsburgh.

quite true

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1142 on: April 02, 2012, 01:58:04 PM »


Mr. Torres starting a company while his rep is at it's lowest and sinking fast:
http://www.torronyc.com/index.html

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1143 on: April 02, 2012, 06:52:15 PM »


Mr. Torres starting a company while his rep is at it's lowest and sinking fast:
http://www.torronyc.com/index.html
you just know dude was banking on this show putting him into the limelight in the skate industry so he could drop his clothing line and have kids eat it up. i'm assuming that by the time he realized how lame the show made him look it was already in the works and he had to stick with the plan.

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1144 on: April 02, 2012, 08:08:25 PM »


Mr. Torres starting a company while his rep is at it's lowest and sinking fast:
http://www.torronyc.com/index.html
5Toro?

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1145 on: April 02, 2012, 09:50:36 PM »
does anyone over the age of 15 really have any ill will towards the judges? skating is full of awkward corny idiots, and dudes that have gone through with shitty deals only to feel remorseful after.
I;m sure i;m not the only dc/monster/subaru type guy here

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1146 on: April 03, 2012, 03:02:49 PM »
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Mr. Torres starting a company while his rep is at it's lowest and sinking fast:
http://www.torronyc.com/index.html
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5Toro?
i don't wanna hate on rodney torres, but he literally named his company after himself and made his picture in the teamsection bigger than the rest of his teammates. dude....

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1147 on: April 04, 2012, 12:14:36 AM »
Q: What's the difference between God and a lawyer?

A: God doesn't think he's a lawyer.

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1149 on: April 04, 2012, 06:17:54 AM »
I'll save you the pain. Kennedy's out.
Even though Lurker Lou hooked him up on Iron Claw? Go figure...

The best bit is next weeks teaser which looked like go pro helmet cams were the straw that broke the camel's back. Tension mounts...

@Mandible - Is this the beginning of the end?

P.s. I feel sorry for Cairo being pulled into this. I like the way he stood up for a couple of the dudes when wack judgements were being made.

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1150 on: April 04, 2012, 06:51:44 AM »
"Bam did that before you were born"  ::)
What's his point? Most of the tricks done on here are abd.

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1151 on: April 04, 2012, 07:01:03 AM »
Lurker Lou breaking board first try?

Giorgio Tsoukalos on exoskeletons


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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1152 on: April 04, 2012, 08:00:44 AM »
How fucking dare they insult the hot foot hippie jump?

Also:

"It always feels, like, so wrong when that happens."  First genuine thing out of any judge's mouth.
example. i cant cast a spelll or love potion on a girl and she falls total in love for me
but i can show a girl my tv youtube clip on my or her phone. but there's a difference ok

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1153 on: April 04, 2012, 09:45:11 AM »
I can't wait for next week's episode

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1154 on: April 04, 2012, 10:49:44 AM »
How fucking dare they insult the hot foot hippie jump?



Thats what I thought. This shit doesnt look easy.

Do you guys think Slap is going to do another OIAM after this shit? Maybe without too much influence of mountain dew and fuel tv or whoever made this such a drama-fest? I would certainly hope so.

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1155 on: April 04, 2012, 11:21:54 AM »
i cant wait for the pizza episode, I've been waiting for just that one since colin told me about it I almost didnt believe him.
I cannot convey the hate clearly enough.
Walk that bag over to Bed Stuy so you can get your head bounced off the curb while your rolling purse gets set on fire.

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1156 on: April 04, 2012, 11:52:38 AM »
The start of the rebellion next week? Yes!

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1157 on: April 04, 2012, 12:15:36 PM »
What happens next week? The drunk guy goes HAM on an innocent pizza?

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1158 on: April 04, 2012, 12:26:58 PM »
Possible nosegrind pizza bite to beer swig out?

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1159 on: April 04, 2012, 12:38:41 PM »
I wish they'd cut to the fuckin chase already.  This shit could've been wrapped up weeks ago, yet they'll probably drag it out for another month.  Everyone knows there's no winner, yet they put out pointless five minute episode because fuckin Mountain Dew paid for some ads.  And I'm not buying this "Rodney and Lou are actually sympathetic" bullshit for one second.  They're washed up skate whores who need to get real jobs and stop milking their non-existent skate careers.

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1160 on: April 04, 2012, 12:47:25 PM »
I wish they'd cut to the fuckin chase already.  This shit could've been wrapped up weeks ago, yet they'll probably drag it out for another month.  Everyone knows there's no winner, yet they put out pointless five minute episode because fuckin Mountain Dew paid for some ads.  And I'm not buying this "Rodney and Lou are actually sympathetic" bullshit for one second.  They're washed up skate whores who need to get real jobs and stop milking their non-existent skate careers.


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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1161 on: April 04, 2012, 12:50:30 PM »
Yeah I'm feeling pretty bored and hateful today.  Sorry.

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1162 on: April 04, 2012, 12:59:00 PM »
What happens next week? The drunk guy goes HAM on an innocent pizza?
too good
look I never said it was ok but chill man tis all cool just havin some fun.

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1163 on: April 04, 2012, 01:01:10 PM »
Yeah I'm feeling pretty bored and hateful today.  Sorry.

It's all good, I feel like Tom Cruise in Cocktail.

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1164 on: April 04, 2012, 03:31:59 PM »
maybe it's a genious mock...
they try to provoke them and make them do all this shitty challenges, like dancing hamsters. until one of them is over it, says "fuck this shit, fuck ccs and all that wack bullshit, i'm outta here." and vanishes. cairo follows him just to tell him that he won the thing for realizing that all skateboarding should be about is fun and not giving a fuck (must be an epic speech, edited with some hans zimmer music in the background).
all the others get their board focused by mr.sledgehammer, and sent home on their own money for staying in that shitty game for too long.
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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1165 on: April 04, 2012, 03:44:12 PM »
maybe it's a genious mock...
they try to provoke them and make them do all this shitty challenges, like dancing hamsters. until one of them is over it, says "fuck this shit, fuck ccs and all that wack bullshit, i'm outta here." and vanishes. cairo follows him just to tell him that he won the thing for realizing that all skateboarding should be about is fun and not giving a fuck (must be an epic speech, edited with some hans zimmer music in the background).
all the others get their board focused by mr.sledgehammer, and sent home on their own money for staying in that shitty game for too long.

And I thought THIS episode was gay...

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1166 on: April 04, 2012, 03:55:10 PM »
I highly doubt they're going to show the rebellion, or Lou trying to fight the producer. Why would they? They don't want to make themselves look bad. I'm guessing the trailer for next week is more about them getting fed up with the drunk guys antics, rather than the stupid challenges and everything else. It was edited for maximum drama and speculation.
Who knows how they'll end the whole thing, but they're going to try and make themselves look as good as possible.


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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1167 on: April 04, 2012, 07:17:19 PM »
its frustrating having footage only once every two weeks

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1168 on: April 04, 2012, 08:59:35 PM »
I really can't stand Lou. I know that's the general consensus of the board, but man is he fucking annoying.

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1169 on: April 05, 2012, 12:22:56 AM »
word is bond son i'd snuff the beard of lurker lou if he focused and threw my shit.

shits mad disrespectful and unnecessary b.