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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1290 on: April 12, 2012, 05:03:06 PM »
Slap, you now have your drama. Enjoy.

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1291 on: April 12, 2012, 07:26:30 PM »
always heard good things about Billy rohan , but every time he has a none skating clip he seems like such a cunt , or is it just me getting the wrong impression of him ?

it's possible he hates what he's doing just as much as the next guy, but is just better at acting like he doesn't (?)

he's just sort of a born entertainer i think, he just acts.

I'm kind of surprised Rohan was the one that dogged the kids so much. Wasn't he the first judge to quit based on how lame it was? Then he comes back and immediately sides with the producers/sponsors and calls the kids babies for not wanting to do unrelated challenges?

Stoked on Alex Conn, though. Team Corndog.



i think that might actually have been filmed the first day, billy was bummed and dipped after that first episode, i think that might have been prerecorded then.

That could be, but Rohan was also at the judge's table in the last episode and stated "I know it's been a long week, you guys are tired and sore, blah blah... there won't be any more elminations and you guys can just skate these last few days." So, he had to have come back and filmed again, because he couldn't have said all that before they even knew a rebellion would happen.


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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1292 on: April 12, 2012, 08:36:47 PM »
always heard good things about Billy rohan , but every time he has a none skating clip he seems like such a cunt , or is it just me getting the wrong impression of him ?

it's possible he hates what he's doing just as much as the next guy, but is just better at acting like he doesn't (?)

he's just sort of a born entertainer i think, he just acts.

I'm kind of surprised Rohan was the one that dogged the kids so much. Wasn't he the first judge to quit based on how lame it was? Then he comes back and immediately sides with the producers/sponsors and calls the kids babies for not wanting to do unrelated challenges?

Stoked on Alex Conn, though. Team Corndog.



i think that might actually have been filmed the first day, billy was bummed and dipped after that first episode, i think that might have been prerecorded then.

That could be, but Rohan was also at the judge's table in the last episode and stated "I know it's been a long week, you guys are tired and sore, blah blah... there won't be any more elminations and you guys can just skate these last few days." So, he had to have come back and filmed again, because he couldn't have said all that before they even knew a rebellion would happen.



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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1293 on: April 12, 2012, 09:08:36 PM »
always heard good things about Billy rohan , but every time he has a none skating clip he seems like such a cunt , or is it just me getting the wrong impression of him ?

it's possible he hates what he's doing just as much as the next guy, but is just better at acting like he doesn't (?)

he's just sort of a born entertainer i think, he just acts.

I'm kind of surprised Rohan was the one that dogged the kids so much. Wasn't he the first judge to quit based on how lame it was? Then he comes back and immediately sides with the producers/sponsors and calls the kids babies for not wanting to do unrelated challenges?

Stoked on Alex Conn, though. Team Corndog.



i think that might actually have been filmed the first day, billy was bummed and dipped after that first episode, i think that might have been prerecorded then.

That could be, but Rohan was also at the judge's table in the last episode and stated "I know it's been a long week, you guys are tired and sore, blah blah... there won't be any more elminations and you guys can just skate these last few days." So, he had to have come back and filmed again, because he couldn't have said all that before they even knew a rebellion would happen.



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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1294 on: April 12, 2012, 11:54:52 PM »
to think i was once stoked and shit, he put out
Put on a helmet and some pads and start doing some real shit.

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1295 on: April 13, 2012, 12:36:05 AM »
the fuck you dig back three pages to quote me out of context for?

i said stoked on shit he put out

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1296 on: April 14, 2012, 03:45:01 AM »
i told you it's a mock.

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1297 on: April 14, 2012, 08:19:19 AM »
i hope my nigga adam simoni wins

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1298 on: April 14, 2012, 09:44:35 AM »
Can someone explain the pizza delivery challenge?

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1299 on: April 14, 2012, 11:18:07 AM »
Can someone explain the pizza delivery challenge?


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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1300 on: April 14, 2012, 12:16:18 PM »
Well played.

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1301 on: April 14, 2012, 12:34:24 PM »
house of vans is kamp krusty
this analogy even includes the uprising!
Brockman here can be mandible


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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1302 on: April 14, 2012, 01:39:53 PM »
Can someone explain the pizza delivery challenge?


Anti-Hero deserves many gnars! This is one of the highlights of this thread for sure.
« Last Edit: April 14, 2012, 01:41:32 PM by BraveUlysses »

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1303 on: April 14, 2012, 02:16:10 PM »
You guys didn't get the obvious fact that when Cardiel was saying "Sometimes you have to do things you don't want to do", he was referring to himself at that very moment.

Didn't Alex have creative control over this shit show not Mountain Dew? If so it's not about doing bullshit for sponsor it's doing bullshit for a wannabe tv producer.

Mandible were the judges/guest pros really bummed the kids weren't into the challenges?

no.
That's hillarious. Cardiel's cutaway was the funniest, so many quick cuts after 2-3 word phrases, it was like Homer Simpson going on that nightline show after he pulled the gummy venus de milo off the baby sitter's ass.
Somebody needs to photoshop the contestant's faces onto the kamp krusty pic.

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1304 on: April 14, 2012, 06:04:58 PM »
tigh i rike

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1305 on: April 15, 2012, 06:37:13 PM »

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« Reply #1306 on: April 16, 2012, 12:37:39 AM »
I can't believe those faggots! These were probably the guys who didn't try in gym either. Pussies! All of them! Billy Rohan gets it, and so does John Cardiel. If a respected pro told me to race around the block so I could get hooked up with skate gear and all the dew I could pound I would do it. I would win too. I might enter next year if its as awesome and competitive as it was this year. Other years were boring, there was no reason for all of the episodes until they started kicking pussies off. This year they got it.
They kicked that chump Matt off on day one! Awesome! That was excitement. Learn how to ollie BRO. Now because those faggots whined he came back. This is why kids can't play dodgeball in gym class anymore. Everything was so awesome until these faggots decided they wouldn't play.

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1307 on: April 16, 2012, 12:44:03 AM »
I can't believe those faggots! These were probably the guys who didn't try in gym either. Pussies! All of them! Billy Rohan gets it, and so does John Cardiel. If a respected pro told me to race around the block so I could get hooked up with skate gear and all the dew I could pound I would do it. I would win too. I might enter next year if its as awesome and competitive as it was this year. Other years were boring, there was no reason for all of the episodes until they started kicking pussies off. This year they got it.
They kicked that chump Matt off on day one! Awesome! That was excitement. Learn how to ollie BRO. Now because those faggots whined he came back. This is why kids can't play dodgeball in gym class anymore. Everything was so awesome until these faggots decided they wouldn't play.
not laugh out loud funny, but pretty good.

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1308 on: April 16, 2012, 01:08:52 AM »
I can't believe those faggots! These were probably the guys who didn't try in gym either. Pussies! All of them! Billy Rohan gets it, and so does John Cardiel. If a respected pro told me to race around the block so I could get hooked up with skate gear and all the dew I could pound I would do it. I would win too. I might enter next year if its as awesome and competitive as it was this year. Other years were boring, there was no reason for all of the episodes until they started kicking pussies off. This year they got it.
They kicked that chump Matt off on day one! Awesome! That was excitement. Learn how to ollie BRO. Now because those faggots whined he came back. This is why kids can't play dodgeball in gym class anymore. Everything was so awesome until these faggots decided they wouldn't play.
not laugh out loud funny, but pretty good.

I think that was like "let's laugh to make the poor guy feel good" kind of joke.

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1309 on: April 16, 2012, 02:59:21 PM »
Can someone explain the pizza delivery challenge?


Anti-Hero deserves many gnars! This is one of the highlights of this thread for sure.
fuckin work of art
look I never said it was ok but chill man tis all cool just havin some fun.

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1310 on: April 16, 2012, 05:32:02 PM »
I can't believe those faggots! These were probably the guys who didn't try in gym either. Pussies! All of them! Billy Rohan gets it, and so does John Cardiel. If a respected pro told me to race around the block so I could get hooked up with skate gear and all the dew I could pound I would do it. I would win too. I might enter next year if its as awesome and competitive as it was this year. Other years were boring, there was no reason for all of the episodes until they started kicking pussies off. This year they got it.
They kicked that chump Matt off on day one! Awesome! That was excitement. Learn how to ollie BRO. Now because those faggots whined he came back. This is why kids can't play dodgeball in gym class anymore. Everything was so awesome until these faggots decided they wouldn't play.
not laugh out loud funny, but pretty good.

I think that was like "let's laugh to make the poor guy feel good" kind of joke.
eh, there were some good parts. "... all the dew i could pound i would do it. i would win too." and "learn how to ollie BRO."
what clip is your sig from? 

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1311 on: April 17, 2012, 01:59:19 PM »
Like all the shittiest things in skateboaring, OIAM comes from the mind of a scientologist...
Alex Klein became friends with Berra not long after he quit skating and joined him at the 'church.'

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1312 on: April 17, 2012, 03:06:35 PM »
Like all the shittiest things in skateboaring, OIAM comes from the mind of a scientologist...
Alex Klein became friends with Berra not long after he quit skating and joined him at the 'church.'

I know this because I'm zenu

You, uh, misspelled your own name.

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1313 on: April 17, 2012, 03:26:56 PM »
Like all the shittiest things in skateboaring, OIAM comes from the mind of a scientologist...
Alex Klein became friends with Berra not long after he quit skating and joined him at the 'church.'

I know this because I'm zenu

You, uh, misspelled your own name.

nah, the believers got it wrong, duh

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1314 on: April 17, 2012, 04:18:31 PM »

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1315 on: April 18, 2012, 05:23:24 AM »
I wanna see this butchered ass episode before I have to go to class, hope its up soon.


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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1316 on: April 18, 2012, 06:03:07 AM »

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« Reply #1317 on: April 18, 2012, 06:08:31 AM »
i laughed so hard at this face

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1318 on: April 18, 2012, 06:16:19 AM »
without the hat and moustache.

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Re: One In A Million NYC
« Reply #1319 on: April 18, 2012, 06:19:02 AM »
Can't wait for the Mandible Claw edit!