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Roastin' Session (Diss Thread)
« on: February 18, 2012, 04:37:11 PM »
ayo real talk im takin yall back to the highschool lunch table with this one. What yall needa do is flame (diss, roast, break, case, whatever you call it) the poster above you, or anyone else who happens to be in the thread. Talk about they momma's, break on their swag, or just tell them how ugly they are. I'm a take one for the team since im startin this shit off but be warned if one you ol busta ass niggas tries to come at me with some lame shit or hits one of those copy/paste google jokes im on yo lil cornball ass. *DING DING* Round One Nigga lets go!
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Re: Diss Thread
« Reply #1 on: February 18, 2012, 04:52:04 PM »
You are honestly the worst.

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Re: Diss Thread
« Reply #2 on: February 18, 2012, 05:03:49 PM »
You are honestly the worst.

now im on yo lil dove lotion usin,  flintstones vitamin abusin , "mom stop shrinking all my jeans in the dryer!" lookin ass. this nigga pippen look like he the first nigga to overdose on children's tylonel because he got a brainfreeze. fuck outta here b.




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Re: Diss Thread
« Reply #3 on: February 18, 2012, 05:34:54 PM »
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You are honestly the worst.
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now im on yo lil dove lotion usin,  flintstones vitamin abusin , "mom stop shrinking all my jeans in the dryer!" lookin ass. this nigga pippen look like he the first nigga to overdose on children's tylonel because he got a brainfreeze. fuck outta here b.





okayokay man that was just once. you know i gotta get those vits.
But I'll let it go just this once, William.  I mean how can I diss this beautiful kid?

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Re: Diss Thread
« Reply #4 on: February 18, 2012, 05:41:34 PM »
baahahha

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Re: Diss Thread
« Reply #5 on: February 18, 2012, 05:43:30 PM »

LOL i told yall im Am for Team Handsome! but real talk tho my baby face aint gon cut it, ol crimson chin lookin ass. you like the Meg Griffin of Slap fam, just give it up.

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Re: Diss Thread
« Reply #6 on: February 18, 2012, 06:01:57 PM »
I give up!!  No way I can compete with Team Handsome.  I bet you have dylan. on speed dial and  I sure as hell don't want him messing me up.

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Re: Diss Thread
« Reply #7 on: February 18, 2012, 08:57:30 PM »
sk8dood so dirty and broke the only shine he'll ever get is the gumwrapper stuck to his shoe.
Are you a kook? If you would say this, the answer is “YES”
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Re: Diss Thread
« Reply #8 on: February 18, 2012, 09:14:54 PM »
sk8dood so dirty and broke the only shine he'll ever get is the gumwrapper stuck to his shoe.


gipper's still not making any sense
I actually did hit another skater in the face with my shoe once at a demo doing a shoes fly off kickflip but he was cool with it.

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Re: Diss Thread
« Reply #9 on: February 18, 2012, 09:32:14 PM »
I honestly thought you were trying to spell "this thread".

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Re: Diss Thread
« Reply #10 on: February 18, 2012, 09:35:50 PM »
sk8dood so dirty and broke the only shine he'll ever get is the gumwrapper stuck to his shoe.



come on now, you like the personification of a mid-life crisis b.  this nigga read one chapter outta Reaganomics for Dummies & got inspired, tryna live vicariously through SLAP cuz he couldnt get thru law-school n shit.

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Re: Diss Thread
« Reply #12 on: February 18, 2012, 10:31:25 PM »
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sk8dood so dirty and broke the only shine he'll ever get is the gumwrapper stuck to his shoe.

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come on now, you like the personification of a mid-life crisis b.  this nigga read one chapter outta Reaganomics for Dummies & got inspired, tryna live vicariously through SLAP cuz he couldnt get thru law-school n shit.
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Re: Diss Thread
« Reply #13 on: February 18, 2012, 10:41:53 PM »
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sk8dood so dirty and broke the only shine he'll ever get is the gumwrapper stuck to his shoe.

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come on now, you like the personification of a mid-life crisis b.  this nigga read one chapter outta Reaganomics for Dummies & got inspired, tryna live vicariously through SLAP cuz he couldnt get thru law-school n shit.
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Do The Right Thing- Race Rant/Time Out


Lookin Ass Nigga (Original)

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Re: Roastin' Session (Diss Thread)
« Reply #14 on: February 18, 2012, 11:24:01 PM »
you so dumb you couldn't even drive a smart car

jkjk
This armor plating is going to get a little more diesel.

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Re: Roastin' Session (Diss Thread)
« Reply #15 on: February 18, 2012, 11:46:22 PM »
you so dumb you couldn't even drive a smart car

jkjk

yo momma so dumb that bitch put a quarter in each ear & tried to tell me she was listening to 50 Cent. She also gave birth to you, which is almost a joke in itself

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Re: Roastin' Session (Diss Thread)
« Reply #16 on: February 19, 2012, 12:48:06 AM »
Classic Slap.
"I got a fever and the only prescription is more Cadillac Ranch Dressing." - Jereme Rogers

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Re: Diss Thread
« Reply #17 on: February 19, 2012, 01:13:10 AM »
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sk8dood so dirty and broke the only shine he'll ever get is the gumwrapper stuck to his shoe.

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come on now, you like the personification of a mid-life crisis b.  this nigga read one chapter outta Reaganomics for Dummies & got inspired, tryna live vicariously through SLAP cuz he couldnt get thru law-school n shit.


You remind me of a fat sassy black woman.

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Re: Diss Thread
« Reply #18 on: February 19, 2012, 01:21:59 AM »
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sk8dood so dirty and broke the only shine he'll ever get is the gumwrapper stuck to his shoe.

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come on now, you like the personification of a mid-life crisis b.  this nigga read one chapter outta Reaganomics for Dummies & got inspired, tryna live vicariously through SLAP cuz he couldnt get thru law-school n shit.
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You remind me of a fat sassy black woman.

and you? 1eyebilly? dog....





i heard they call you 1eye because whenever you have sex with your cousin you keep one eye closed so you can simultaneously imagine that its your sister instead.

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Re: Roastin' Session (Diss Thread)
« Reply #19 on: February 19, 2012, 01:49:23 AM »
Your shit is so soft I could wipe my ass with it.

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Re: Roastin' Session (Diss Thread)
« Reply #20 on: February 19, 2012, 02:12:29 AM »
I probably shouldn't get involved but... ^^^ that's pretty good.

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Re: Roastin' Session (Diss Thread)
« Reply #21 on: February 19, 2012, 09:08:00 AM »
you wipe your ass with shit?
This armor plating is going to get a little more diesel.

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Re: Roastin' Session (Diss Thread)
« Reply #22 on: February 19, 2012, 10:44:30 AM »
only if its soft, apparently.
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Re: Roastin' Session (Diss Thread)
« Reply #23 on: February 19, 2012, 11:07:32 AM »
hahahaha ;D

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Re: Diss Thread
« Reply #24 on: February 19, 2012, 07:34:39 PM »
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sk8dood so dirty and broke the only shine he'll ever get is the gumwrapper stuck to his shoe.

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gipper's still not making any sense
You sound like Briden with that post. I bet you look like him too. Is that where your screen name comes from? The fact that you're fat ass is made up mostly of bacon eggs and cheese?

I like the diss thread.
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Re: Roastin' Session (Diss Thread)
« Reply #25 on: February 19, 2012, 11:27:12 PM »
man ronald wilson you fat like a wilson basketball get high and stop smoking weed get bitchy like ronald mcdonal laying downw the crack pipe on the restaurant floor while takin a shit

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Re: Roastin' Session (Diss Thread)
« Reply #26 on: February 20, 2012, 12:06:44 AM »

C'mon bro. If you really wanna be Team Handsome am, take some fashion tips from the TMs


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Re: Roastin' Session (Diss Thread)
« Reply #27 on: February 20, 2012, 08:04:28 AM »
jgonz jacks off while lookin at pictures of team handsome, elvis presenting himself, and a fucking unicorn.
I actually did hit another skater in the face with my shoe once at a demo doing a shoes fly off kickflip but he was cool with it.

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Re: Roastin' Session (Diss Thread)
« Reply #28 on: February 20, 2012, 08:59:05 AM »
i bet you dont even know how to make a bacon egg and cheese sandwich

mcmuffin lookin ass mafucka

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Re: Roastin' Session (Diss Thread)
« Reply #29 on: February 20, 2012, 09:45:11 AM »
A thread where everyone makes fun of eachother? What are we going to with the rest of the board?