you know, i?ve been thinking about this thread a lot. there you are, questioning my sexual orientation like only the most genious comedians do. also, i?ve noticed that someone has taken the effort of cooking me every day for a few weeks now.
what does this tell me? have i passed my prime? is it time to go and just post in the setup and postthehatsyourewearing-threads anymore? i wrote my options on a whiteboard. i brainstormed. i called a TV-fortune-teller. nothing really worked.
and then i realized what was really going on. your posts and threads keep on bugging be because they seem to be composed by a group of lunatic monkeys on lsd, yet i cant really find a way to stop you. the reason for that is so simple, i didnt see it at first: i love cheese. i cant harm cheese. i cant bear the thought of something bad happening to cheese. and since you apparently are made up entirely from cheese, you are unstoppable.
go on, my gentle hero. spread the cheese.