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Skaters with bad tattoos
« on: February 21, 2012, 10:36:06 AM »
I'm working on a project that has the potential to turn into something pretty cool.  Tell me about pro skaters with bad tattoos.  I realize that "bad" is a relative term.  A well done tattoo can still be "bad" to some folks.  Dan Pensyl has a "Real Talk" tattoo which might be considered bead by some folks because it's a phrase that will be popular for about a year.  Bob Burnquist has a Anti-Hero tramp stamp.  Then there's the homemade Baker/Deathwish jams that are the more traditional definition of what folks think "bad" is.  So who is on your list?  Photos are even better.  Thanks!

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Re: Skaters with bad tattoos
« Reply #1 on: February 21, 2012, 10:41:02 AM »

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Re: Skaters with bad tattoos
« Reply #2 on: February 21, 2012, 10:51:36 AM »

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Re: Skaters with bad tattoos
« Reply #3 on: February 21, 2012, 10:53:28 AM »
"I got a fever and the only prescription is more Cadillac Ranch Dressing." - Jereme Rogers

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« Reply #4 on: February 21, 2012, 10:58:36 AM »

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Re: Skaters with bad tattoos
« Reply #5 on: February 21, 2012, 11:00:41 AM »
Lizard King. His tattoos are pretty bad. His body is decorated like a Trapper Keeper owned by a junior-high kid that got bored in study hall. Just random shit scrawled everywhere.



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Re: Skaters with bad tattoos
« Reply #6 on: February 21, 2012, 11:17:25 AM »
Lizard's "New Tattoo" is pretty funny.

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Re: Skaters with bad tattoos
« Reply #7 on: February 21, 2012, 11:38:27 AM »
there is a kid who lives sort of near me with the kr3w logo on his back, like 6x6 logo on his back.

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« Reply #8 on: February 21, 2012, 12:12:09 PM »


I like the knee tattoos but I'm sure most people view them as bad.

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Re: Skaters with bad tattoos
« Reply #9 on: February 21, 2012, 12:22:37 PM »
Instantly thought of this

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Re: Skaters with bad tattoos
« Reply #10 on: February 21, 2012, 01:19:54 PM »
Never seen them up close/in focus, but Richie Belton's tattoos look like some really high grade dog shit.

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Re: Skaters with bad tattoos
« Reply #11 on: February 21, 2012, 01:23:48 PM »
I know it means a lot to him, but...

Manny Santiago 9-10-11 Tattoo Story - AlliSports Under The Gun
Why didn't he just write something like "video part drops today" in his calendar for that date in permanent marker?

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« Reply #12 on: February 21, 2012, 01:35:53 PM »


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Re: Skaters with bad tattoos
« Reply #13 on: February 21, 2012, 01:41:56 PM »


well here is a bad tattoo, that is also a bat tattoo

and this one, don't know if it's fake or not, seems way to wack

Rob Dyrdek Monster Tattoo

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Re: Skaters with bad tattoos
« Reply #14 on: February 21, 2012, 02:09:54 PM »
Rob's Monster tattoo isn't real unfortunately.

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Re: Skaters with bad tattoos
« Reply #15 on: February 21, 2012, 02:24:57 PM »
This is sad.  let's see some Godoy or Jason Jessee stuff to make me happy.
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Re: Skaters with bad tattoos
« Reply #16 on: February 21, 2012, 02:40:40 PM »

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Re: Skaters with bad tattoos
« Reply #17 on: February 21, 2012, 02:42:22 PM »
Scott Bourne's sleeves.

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Re: Skaters with bad tattoos
« Reply #18 on: February 21, 2012, 02:43:04 PM »
I keep trying to find some Adam Dyet photos, but instead of finding tattoos, I get distracted by his stupid facial expressions.



I keep bumping into this

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Re: Skaters with bad tattoos
« Reply #19 on: February 21, 2012, 02:46:22 PM »
Ha!  That Dyet pic is heartwarming..

Nick has some pretty essential ones - http://skateboarding.transworld.net/1000133093/features/click-it-kick-it-nick-trapasso/
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Re: Skaters with bad tattoos
« Reply #20 on: February 21, 2012, 04:04:58 PM »
Jay Adams? I'd say pretty much anyone that has prison scratch tattoos has to be up there.

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of regular kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: Skaters with bad tattoos
« Reply #21 on: February 21, 2012, 05:41:39 PM »
Instantly thought of this



hahahahahahaha YES!

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Re: Skaters with bad tattoos
« Reply #22 on: February 22, 2012, 02:49:11 AM »
to be honest i think even bad tattoo's are cool, but twuan does has a few too many for a 20-something yearold

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Re: Skaters with bad tattoos
« Reply #23 on: February 22, 2012, 03:14:27 AM »


edit to add: Grosso has some beauties... "the meth was good in the nineties, man!" Also Mike V's element tattoo which he got x'd over about a year later, and Herman's pot leaf going down on a broad.
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Re: Skaters with bad tattoos
« Reply #24 on: February 22, 2012, 03:24:49 AM »
I had completely forgotten about Bam's crotch piece.?  Fuck, what an awful tattoo.?  This project, if timed correctly, might culminate with me getting my first skate related tattoo.

What makes that one even better is that it's actually just a poor copy of this one:



"Hey man I like your crotch piece! Mind if I get the exact same one?"


I also think it's hilarious that when Antwaun goes to shake hands, his is gonna say "EAT SHIT mother"
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Re: Skaters with bad tattoos
« Reply #25 on: February 22, 2012, 03:29:31 AM »
My thoughts exactly. Oh and how could we forget

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Re: Skaters with bad tattoos
« Reply #26 on: February 22, 2012, 03:37:52 AM »
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I keep trying to find some Adam Dyet photos, but instead of finding tattoos, I get distracted by his stupid facial expressions.
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I keep bumping into this
this card always entertained me, but it took me until now to realize that it's adam dyet. i always thought it's some random dude.
my entertainometer is about to explode.

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Re: Skaters with bad tattoos
« Reply #27 on: February 22, 2012, 12:06:19 PM »
^ Never seen the guns tucked into the waist before. 
Simply splendid.

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Re: Skaters with bad tattoos
« Reply #29 on: February 23, 2012, 11:12:27 AM »
some of trapassos are pretty funny. a turtle riding a snail? but i think twaun takes the cake for worst tattoos