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Skaters with bad tattoos
« on: February 21, 2012, 10:36:06 AM »
I'm working on a project that has the potential to turn into something pretty cool.  Tell me about pro skaters with bad tattoos.  I realize that "bad" is a relative term.  A well done tattoo can still be "bad" to some folks.  Dan Pensyl has a "Real Talk" tattoo which might be considered bead by some folks because it's a phrase that will be popular for about a year.  Bob Burnquist has a Anti-Hero tramp stamp.  Then there's the homemade Baker/Deathwish jams that are the more traditional definition of what folks think "bad" is.  So who is on your list?  Photos are even better.  Thanks!

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Re: Skaters with bad tattoos
« Reply #1 on: February 21, 2012, 10:41:02 AM »

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Re: Skaters with bad tattoos
« Reply #2 on: February 21, 2012, 10:49:33 AM »
Well, that IS the obvious one.

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Re: Skaters with bad tattoos
« Reply #3 on: February 21, 2012, 10:51:36 AM »

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Re: Skaters with bad tattoos
« Reply #4 on: February 21, 2012, 10:53:28 AM »
I know it means a lot to him, but...

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Re: Skaters with bad tattoos
« Reply #5 on: February 21, 2012, 10:58:36 AM »

every thing this guy has

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Re: Skaters with bad tattoos
« Reply #6 on: February 21, 2012, 11:00:41 AM »
Lizard King. His tattoos are pretty bad. His body is decorated like a Trapper Keeper owned by a junior-high kid that got bored in study hall. Just random shit scrawled everywhere.



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Re: Skaters with bad tattoos
« Reply #7 on: February 21, 2012, 11:04:59 AM »
Two things about that Lizard King video.

1.  I don't know who Alix Bristol is but she has a terrible voice.

2.  I came pretty close to having a tattoo that is similar to his unicorn tattoo.  I was going to get a My Little Pony tattoo on my ass only is was going to b grey and really tired looking with messy hair.  It was going to be smoking a cigarette and it was gonna say "Degenerate" under him.  Not sure why it never happened, but I'd imagine my wife is glad it didn't.

Lizard's Laced tattoo is easily my favorite in terms of his shitty ones.

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Re: Skaters with bad tattoos
« Reply #8 on: February 21, 2012, 11:07:06 AM »
And of course J. Cassanova will be making an appearance.

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Re: Skaters with bad tattoos
« Reply #9 on: February 21, 2012, 11:17:25 AM »
Lizard's "New Tattoo" is pretty funny.

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Re: Skaters with bad tattoos
« Reply #10 on: February 21, 2012, 11:38:27 AM »
there is a kid who lives sort of near me with the kr3w logo on his back, like 6x6 logo on his back.

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Re: Skaters with bad tattoos
« Reply #11 on: February 21, 2012, 12:12:09 PM »


I like the knee tattoos but I'm sure most people view them as bad.

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Re: Skaters with bad tattoos
« Reply #12 on: February 21, 2012, 12:22:06 PM »
there is a kid who lives sort of near me with the kr3w logo on his back, like 6x6 logo on his back.

Can you get a photo of this dude's tattoo?

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Re: Skaters with bad tattoos
« Reply #13 on: February 21, 2012, 12:22:37 PM »
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Re: Skaters with bad tattoos
« Reply #14 on: February 21, 2012, 01:19:54 PM »
Never seen them up close/in focus, but Richie Belton's tattoos look like some really high grade dog shit.

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Re: Skaters with bad tattoos
« Reply #15 on: February 21, 2012, 01:23:48 PM »
I know it means a lot to him, but...


Why didn't he just write something like "video part drops today" in his calendar for that date in permanent marker?

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Re: Skaters with bad tattoos
« Reply #17 on: February 21, 2012, 01:41:56 PM »


well here is a bad tattoo, that is also a bat tattoo

and this one, don't know if it's fake or not, seems way to wack


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Re: Skaters with bad tattoos
« Reply #18 on: February 21, 2012, 02:02:18 PM »
I had completely forgotten about Bam's crotch piece.  Fuck, what an awful tattoo.  This project, if timed correctly, might culminate with me getting my first skate related tattoo.

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Re: Skaters with bad tattoos
« Reply #19 on: February 21, 2012, 02:09:54 PM »
Rob's Monster tattoo isn't real unfortunately.

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Re: Skaters with bad tattoos
« Reply #20 on: February 21, 2012, 02:24:57 PM »
This is sad.  let's see some Godoy or Jason Jessee stuff to make me happy.
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Re: Skaters with bad tattoos
« Reply #21 on: February 21, 2012, 02:30:55 PM »
I keep trying to find some Adam Dyet photos, but instead of finding tattoos, I get distracted by his stupid facial expressions.

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Re: Skaters with bad tattoos
« Reply #22 on: February 21, 2012, 02:40:40 PM »

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« Reply #23 on: February 21, 2012, 02:41:12 PM »
FUCK YEAH, on the Wenning jams!

This is sad.� let's see some Godoy or Jason Jessee stuff to make me happy.

Post 'em up!

I'm all for a slightly more criminal element with Pigpen, Andy Roy and the like. �I think Andy's head web is dope, but I am sure a lot of other folks will classify it as "bad."

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Re: Skaters with bad tattoos
« Reply #24 on: February 21, 2012, 02:42:22 PM »
Scott Bourne's sleeves.

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Re: Skaters with bad tattoos
« Reply #25 on: February 21, 2012, 02:43:04 PM »
I keep trying to find some Adam Dyet photos, but instead of finding tattoos, I get distracted by his stupid facial expressions.



I keep bumping into this

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Re: Skaters with bad tattoos
« Reply #26 on: February 21, 2012, 02:46:22 PM »
Ha!  That Dyet pic is heartwarming..

Nick has some pretty essential ones - http://skateboarding.transworld.net/1000133093/features/click-it-kick-it-nick-trapasso/
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Re: Skaters with bad tattoos
« Reply #27 on: February 21, 2012, 02:50:48 PM »
Scott Bourne's sleeves.


Everything about this photo is more questionable than his sleeves.  I find those Dad Dockers pretty offensive.  I love Black Arm though.  Same goes for anyone with "Team Pain" tattooed on them.

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Re: Skaters with bad tattoos
« Reply #28 on: February 21, 2012, 04:04:58 PM »
Jay Adams? I'd say pretty much anyone that has prison scratch tattoos has to be up there.

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of retarded kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: Skaters with bad tattoos
« Reply #29 on: February 21, 2012, 05:41:39 PM »
Instantly thought of this



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