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Re: Best of Jordan Hoffart, mindblowing stuff
« Reply #30 on: February 29, 2012, 01:40:28 AM »
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He's fucking awesome. And he got blown by Jessica Biel and puked on her. And he's fucking terrible at wordswithfriends. What's not to like about this guy?
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Not sure about that. 1:00-2:45

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What an awesome story after. I'm officially a fan!

seriously, i was never all that into him, but how can you not back this guy after watching that?

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Re: Best of Jordan Hoffart, mindblowing stuff
« Reply #31 on: February 29, 2012, 03:16:38 AM »
Team Jordan Hoffart. Cool guy, deserves to be pro.

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Re: Best of Jordan Hoffart, mindblowing stuff
« Reply #32 on: February 29, 2012, 03:54:04 AM »
Weren't a bunch of pros talking shit on him in some video fairly recently? Maybe in one of Dollin's edits? Can't quite remember.

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Re: Best of Jordan Hoffart, mindblowing stuff
« Reply #33 on: February 29, 2012, 04:25:24 AM »
He seems like an excellent atheelete

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Re: Best of Jordan Hoffart, mindblowing stuff
« Reply #34 on: February 29, 2012, 06:30:54 AM »
Weren't a bunch of pros talking shit on him in some video fairly recently? Maybe in one of Dollin's edits? Can't quite remember.

Might have been Dollin or Lizard King or maybe Dill?

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Re: Best of Jordan Hoffart, mindblowing stuff
« Reply #35 on: February 29, 2012, 07:05:47 AM »
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he would fit on mystery
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Re: Best of Jordan Hoffart, mindblowing stuff
« Reply #36 on: February 29, 2012, 07:32:37 AM »
That barce story was dope those dude do look kinda sketchy I assumed they keep a blade or something but I guess not. But really if homies trying to make it I think he should do more lines . . . that was some carlos ruiz type shit . . gnarly as fuck none the less

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Re: Best of Jordan Hoffart, mindblowing stuff
« Reply #37 on: February 29, 2012, 07:45:17 AM »
yeah its his lack of lines thats holding him back. are you for real

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Re: Best of Jordan Hoffart, mindblowing stuff
« Reply #38 on: February 29, 2012, 08:21:10 AM »
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He's fucking awesome. And he got blown by Jessica Biel and puked on her. And he's fucking terrible at wordswithfriends. What's not to like about this guy?
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Not sure about that. 1:00-2:45

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What an awesome story after. I'm officially a fan!
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I am a fan too!

seriously, i was never all that into him, but how can you not back this guy after watching that?


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Re: Best of Jordan Hoffart, mindblowing stuff
« Reply #39 on: February 29, 2012, 08:23:33 AM »
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Weren't a bunch of pros talking shit on him in some video fairly recently? Maybe in one of Dollin's edits? Can't quite remember.
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Might have been Dollin or Lizard King or maybe Dill?

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Re: Best of Jordan Hoffart, mindblowing stuff
« Reply #40 on: February 29, 2012, 09:09:31 AM »
wasn't there a flip ad a couple years ago of arto or geoff tailsliding that same hubba at 2:23?

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gripping the dick like a church girl giving her first hand job
head of the dick gonna be purple like my uncles face when he hung himself

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Re: Best of Jordan Hoffart, mindblowing stuff
« Reply #41 on: May 29, 2012, 02:08:07 PM »
I love watching raw footage & Hoffart is a fucking beast. did he ever get a legit shoe sponsor? i think he was getting flowed by adidas at one point but my memories a lil hazy right now.
Yeah, I had the pleasure of having a conversation with him the other day and he is on Vox now!
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Re: Best of Jordan Hoffart, mindblowing stuff
« Reply #42 on: May 29, 2012, 03:43:54 PM »
no matter how big he goes his last name will always be hoe fart

That and he is Canadian so he'll never go pro anyway.
because canadian skaters have no personality and the only people who will buy the boards are there friends and mom

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Re: Best of Jordan Hoffart, mindblowing stuff
« Reply #43 on: May 29, 2012, 09:13:45 PM »
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no matter how big he goes his last name will always be hoe fart
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That and he is Canadian so he'll never go pro anyway.

too bad he already is pro

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Re: Best of Jordan Hoffart, mindblowing stuff
« Reply #44 on: May 29, 2012, 10:12:38 PM »
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I love watching raw footage & Hoffart is a fucking beast. did he ever get a legit shoe sponsor? i think he was getting flowed by adidas at one point but my memories a lil hazy right now.
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Yeah, I had the pleasure of having a conversation with him the other day and he is on Vox now!
wish it was adidas.