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Best of Jordan Hoffart, mindblowing stuff
« on: February 28, 2012, 07:44:04 AM »


I didn't know he threefliped heath's gap, amazing.


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Re: Best of Jordan Hoffart, mindblowing stuff
« Reply #1 on: February 28, 2012, 07:52:15 AM »
abp



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Re: Best of Jordan Hoffart, mindblowing stuff
« Reply #2 on: February 28, 2012, 08:00:05 AM »
heaths gap? get off his jock, he wasnt the first person to skate it

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Re: Best of Jordan Hoffart, mindblowing stuff
« Reply #3 on: February 28, 2012, 01:44:16 PM »
wasn't there a flip ad a couple years ago of arto or geoff tailsliding that same hubba at 2:23?

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Re: Best of Jordan Hoffart, mindblowing stuff
« Reply #4 on: February 28, 2012, 01:52:16 PM »
heaths gap? get off his jock, he wasnt the first person to skate it
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Re: Best of Jordan Hoffart, mindblowing stuff
« Reply #5 on: February 28, 2012, 03:09:56 PM »
heaths gap? get off his jock, he wasnt the first person to skate it
it is heath. he did the most tricks. he is most memorable. it's the heath gap. get over it.

wasn't there a flip ad a couple years ago of arto or geoff tailsliding that same hubba at 2:23?
it was arto & he did a noseslide not tailslide.

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Re: Best of Jordan Hoffart, mindblowing stuff
« Reply #6 on: February 28, 2012, 03:19:29 PM »
damn.

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Re: Best of Jordan Hoffart, mindblowing stuff
« Reply #7 on: February 28, 2012, 03:50:32 PM »
no matter how big he goes his last name will always be hoe fart

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Re: Best of Jordan Hoffart, mindblowing stuff
« Reply #8 on: February 28, 2012, 07:20:13 PM »
Kinda sucks that he's doing so much deadly and groundbreaking stuff because he will never be relevant. Poor guy.  :-X

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Re: Best of Jordan Hoffart, mindblowing stuff
« Reply #9 on: February 28, 2012, 07:22:27 PM »
The original of this part had 40 thousand views in a week. That's pretty relevant.
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Re: Best of Jordan Hoffart, mindblowing stuff
« Reply #10 on: February 28, 2012, 07:28:16 PM »
its a shame he's wasting away on powell...for the love of god someone tell staba to make him an offer

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Re: Best of Jordan Hoffart, mindblowing stuff
« Reply #11 on: February 28, 2012, 07:29:51 PM »
I love watching raw footage & Hoffart is a fucking beast. did he ever get a legit shoe sponsor? i think he was getting flowed by adidas at one point but my memories a lil hazy right now.
« Last Edit: February 28, 2012, 07:37:33 PM by DaSk8D00D »

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Re: Best of Jordan Hoffart, mindblowing stuff
« Reply #12 on: February 28, 2012, 07:35:25 PM »
that was a beautiful tre flip too.
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Re: Best of Jordan Hoffart, mindblowing stuff
« Reply #13 on: February 28, 2012, 07:37:30 PM »
5050 rail to ledge and noseslide nose manual were my favorites

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Re: Best of Jordan Hoffart, mindblowing stuff
« Reply #14 on: February 28, 2012, 07:39:49 PM »
The original of this part had 40 thousand views in a week. That's pretty relevant.
::) ...because you're automatically relevant in the industry if you have a single youtube video with a lot of views, right? This dog has millions of views, is he a relevant pro?


Jordan isn't a name brand skateboarder. People aren't going to run out and buy his shit solely based off of his name or anxiously await his new part like they would for the pros on Zero, Girl, Baker, etc.

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Re: Best of Jordan Hoffart, mindblowing stuff
« Reply #15 on: February 28, 2012, 07:50:18 PM »
The original of this part had 40 thousand views in a week. That's pretty relevant.
::) ...because you're automatically relevant in the industry if you have a single youtube video with a lot of views, right? This dog has millions of views, is he a relevant pro?


Jordan isn't a name brand skateboarder. People aren't going to run out and buy his shit solely based off of his name or anxiously await his new part like they would for the pros on Zero, Girl, Baker, etc.
i would... but that's just me. could see him on mystery


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Re: Best of Jordan Hoffart, mindblowing stuff
« Reply #16 on: February 28, 2012, 07:55:18 PM »
The original of this part had 40 thousand views in a week. That's pretty relevant.
::) ...because you're automatically relevant in the industry if you have a single youtube video with a lot of views, right? This dog has millions of views, is he a relevant pro?


Jordan isn't a name brand skateboarder. People aren't going to run out and buy his shit solely based off of his name or anxiously await his new part like they would for the pros on Zero, Girl, Baker, etc.
i would... but that's just me. could see him on mystery
Me too. He deserves some legit sponsors.

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Re: Best of Jordan Hoffart, mindblowing stuff
« Reply #17 on: February 28, 2012, 07:58:16 PM »
I love watching raw footage & Hoffart is a fucking beast. did he ever get a legit shoe sponsor? i think he was getting flowed by adidas at one point but my memories a lil hazy right now.

A lot of that footage is from the Adio video that was supposed to have parts from the whole team til it went under, so yes he was on Adio

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Re: Best of Jordan Hoffart, mindblowing stuff
« Reply #18 on: February 28, 2012, 08:08:20 PM »
He's fucking awesome. And he got blown by Jessica Biel and puked on her. And he's fucking terrible at wordswithfriends. What's not to like about this guy?

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Re: Best of Jordan Hoffart, mindblowing stuff
« Reply #19 on: February 28, 2012, 08:16:29 PM »
I love watching raw footage & Hoffart is a fucking beast. did he ever get a legit shoe sponsor? i think he was getting flowed by adidas at one point but my memories a lil hazy right now.

A lot of that footage is from the Adio video that was supposed to have parts from the whole team til it went under, so yes he was on Adio

damn he deserves to be hooked up proper. i could see him on HUF for some reason although adidas aint really a bad idea either

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« Reply #20 on: February 28, 2012, 08:33:19 PM »
He's fucking awesome. And he got blown by Jessica Biel and puked on her. And he's fucking terrible at wordswithfriends. What's not to like about this guy?
Not sure about that. 1:00-2:45

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Re: Best of Jordan Hoffart, mindblowing stuff
« Reply #21 on: February 28, 2012, 08:55:10 PM »
He's fucking awesome. And he got blown by Jessica Biel and puked on her. And he's fucking terrible at wordswithfriends. What's not to like about this guy?
Not sure about that. 1:00-2:45


What an awesome story after. I'm officially a fan!
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Re: Best of Jordan Hoffart, mindblowing stuff
« Reply #22 on: February 28, 2012, 08:58:49 PM »
jesus christ!
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Re: Best of Jordan Hoffart, mindblowing stuff
« Reply #23 on: February 28, 2012, 09:14:21 PM »
it is heath. he did the most tricks. he is most memorable. it's the heath gap. get over it.

he didnt do the first trick, or the best trick, so you can take your boyfriends balls out of your purse now

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Re: Best of Jordan Hoffart, mindblowing stuff
« Reply #24 on: February 28, 2012, 11:17:25 PM »
wow. some hammertime schit worth watching!!!      :o


will remember to check for this guys footage...    :)

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« Reply #25 on: February 28, 2012, 11:25:25 PM »
cant get over that last tailslide. what an exceptional athelete

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« Reply #26 on: February 29, 2012, 12:01:14 AM »
he would fit on mystery

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« Reply #27 on: February 29, 2012, 12:53:19 AM »
Fuck yeah that was awesome! Love that dude!

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Re: Best of Jordan Hoffart, mindblowing stuff
« Reply #28 on: February 29, 2012, 12:58:49 AM »
He's fucking awesome. And he got blown by Jessica Biel and puked on her. And he's fucking terrible at wordswithfriends. What's not to like about this guy?
Not sure about that. 1:00-2:45


What an awesome story after. I'm officially a fan!

Fuck, yeah those were some great stories. Props for brawling with Moroccan dudes.. So sketchy, half of those dudes could've been no mercy-type cutthroats and shit.

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Re: Best of Jordan Hoffart, mindblowing stuff
« Reply #29 on: February 29, 2012, 01:29:42 AM »
he would fit on mystery

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