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Best kept secrets
« on: March 09, 2012, 08:15:23 PM »
what secrets does the industry keep from us?
 someone informed me cons is owned by nike i was pretty bummed to hear it but i had no clue


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Re: Best kept secrets
« Reply #1 on: March 09, 2012, 08:36:25 PM »
jereme rogers owns crailtap

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Re: Best kept secrets
« Reply #2 on: March 09, 2012, 08:56:54 PM »
what secrets does the industry keep from us?
 someone informed me cons is owned by nike i was pretty bummed to hear it but i had no clue



i didn't even know this was a secret! let see if i can be more of a bummer
vans is owned by a women's fashion company. AWS, habitat, gravis, (there for analog?) is owned by burton. witch probably owned by someone else.
coca cola owns mcdonalds.
oprah owns DLX.

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Re: Best kept secrets
« Reply #3 on: March 09, 2012, 09:20:25 PM »
riley hawk is actually just tony's clone

sammy baptista is actually goofy
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Re: Best kept secrets
« Reply #4 on: March 09, 2012, 09:29:40 PM »
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what secrets does the industry keep from us?
 someone informed me cons is owned by nike i was pretty bummed to hear it but i had no clue


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i didn't even know this was a secret! let see if i can be more of a bummer
vans is owned by a women's fashion company. AWS, habitat, gravis, (there for analog?) is owned by burton. witch probably owned by someone else.
coca cola owns mcdonalds.
oprah owns DLX.
Dyrdek owns AWS now

I saw your mom do a ollie to cooch drop straight down the big black pole, it was gnarly. she defiantly shut that shit down

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Re: Best kept secrets
« Reply #5 on: March 09, 2012, 09:36:40 PM »
Pro skateboarders make very little money , industry makes millions. 

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Re: Best kept secrets
« Reply #6 on: March 09, 2012, 09:52:49 PM »
shane o neil is a victim of illuminati programming/mind control . contrary to popular disbelief, his girlfriend is indeed made entirely of plastic.

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Re: Best kept secrets
« Reply #7 on: March 09, 2012, 10:28:34 PM »
braydons bat-tat isn't permanent, but merely a marketing ploy

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Re: Best kept secrets
« Reply #8 on: March 09, 2012, 10:50:07 PM »
kostons actually a pretty serious guy


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Re: Best kept secrets
« Reply #9 on: March 09, 2012, 10:58:12 PM »
I measure the length of my dry spell by how long my pubes are
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Re: Best kept secrets
« Reply #10 on: March 09, 2012, 11:15:43 PM »
theotis is antwuans step brother

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Re: Best kept secrets
« Reply #11 on: March 09, 2012, 11:56:39 PM »
PUMA bought Volcom... zzzzzzz

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Re: Best kept secrets
« Reply #12 on: March 10, 2012, 12:01:14 AM »
[quote a1uthor=mandibleclaw link=topic=60537.msg1639314#msg1639314 date=1331356825]
riley hawk is actually just tony's clone

sammy baptista is actually goofy
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I knew it!

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Re: Best kept secrets
« Reply #13 on: March 10, 2012, 12:22:36 AM »
I measure the length of my dry spell by how long my pubes are

"just measure the length of your pubes, ya dingus!"

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Re: Best kept secrets
« Reply #14 on: March 10, 2012, 12:43:41 AM »
Pro skateboarders make very little money , industry makes millions. 
some of your favorite pros still live with their parents

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Re: Best kept secrets
« Reply #15 on: March 10, 2012, 02:32:37 AM »
None of us really skates, it is all just one big Matrix, built by Matix. How else do you think that company stays in buisness. Of course if you get hurt inside the thing, real damage occurs as well.

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Re: Best kept secrets
« Reply #16 on: March 10, 2012, 02:39:10 AM »
bam margera is back on toy, full part to drop soon.

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Re: Best kept secrets
« Reply #17 on: March 10, 2012, 02:46:19 AM »
chris haslem and chad muska are the same person

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Re: Best kept secrets
« Reply #18 on: March 10, 2012, 03:06:44 AM »
The entire industry really does have it out for Brian Wenning.

Berra and Koston are fighting Scientology from the inside.

Jaws doesn't really jump down big shit. His filmer just uses advanced camera techniques and Photoshop is rampant in the entire industry.
Before you say the music sucked, have you considered shutting the fuck up?

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Re: Best kept secrets
« Reply #19 on: March 10, 2012, 03:29:12 AM »
Women poop from the vagina hole.

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Re: Best kept secrets
« Reply #20 on: March 10, 2012, 04:20:44 AM »
The new Selfish ad is 'shopped.

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Re: Best kept secrets
« Reply #21 on: March 10, 2012, 04:26:36 AM »
Weekendtage is serious business

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Re: Best kept secrets
« Reply #22 on: March 10, 2012, 04:59:40 AM »
Pro skateboarders make very little money , industry makes millions.  
Well it happens to every industry
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surplus_labour
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Re: Best kept secrets
« Reply #23 on: March 10, 2012, 07:05:12 AM »
gator was actually recruited by the us government to do spy missions in russia

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Re: Best kept secrets
« Reply #24 on: March 10, 2012, 07:51:16 AM »
David: How are those magnets?
Michael Emerson: Huh?
David: Magnets, Michael. You're ollieing with magnets. How do they feel?

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Re: Best kept secrets
« Reply #25 on: March 10, 2012, 08:06:23 AM »
The sheckler part is actually real

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Re: Best kept secrets
« Reply #26 on: March 10, 2012, 08:07:41 AM »
a lot of bail photos get run (ran?) in ads
Who the fuck spends more than $5 at taco bell?
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Re: Best kept secrets
« Reply #27 on: March 10, 2012, 08:30:47 AM »
Brooklyn Brawler isn't an asain from Toronto, he is actually is Jason Dill.

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Re: Best kept secrets
« Reply #28 on: March 10, 2012, 09:18:29 AM »
theotis is antwuans son

And neither of them know.

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Re: Best kept secrets
« Reply #29 on: March 10, 2012, 09:22:52 AM »
Spanky is in fact, Spanky from the Little Rascals