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Tod Swank stories...
« on: March 12, 2012, 02:13:07 PM »
This guy seems to pull alot of bullshit like the Omar thing



A merry prankster or an asshole responsible for Foundation falling off a little in the last few years??

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Re: Tod Swank stories...
« Reply #1 on: March 12, 2012, 02:21:29 PM »
you sparked some interest in me, i gotta read more about that guy. luckily there seems to be a great source for that.


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Re: Tod Swank stories...
« Reply #2 on: March 12, 2012, 03:18:39 PM »
So you can just watch them all here:




They never posted part 5
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Re: Tod Swank stories...
« Reply #3 on: March 12, 2012, 03:43:48 PM »

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Re: Tod Swank stories...
« Reply #4 on: March 12, 2012, 04:59:22 PM »
Wow, I totally forgot that Omar was so good looking. Possibly flow for team handsome?

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Re: Tod Swank stories...
« Reply #5 on: March 12, 2012, 06:33:34 PM »
this is a pretty well known swank fact

"Well, I didn't really wanna leave Toy Machine, but Tod Swank was ripping me off for the CKY video, so I was just like, "Ed, what am I supposed to do? I wanna be involved with Toy Machine, but I don't want to be involved with Tum Yeto," and Ed didn't do anything about it, so i'm like, all right, well I'm gone then, see ya. Then Maldonado left, and then Kerry left, and it's just like fuck Tod Swank, you know, and now I'm on Element. It was the best move I've ever made because what I was making over there at Tum Yeto was a complete joke."

heard it many other places too about swank fucking bam over on the landspeed video. dude seems shady in general


im probably lying

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Re: Tod Swank stories...
« Reply #6 on: March 12, 2012, 06:36:30 PM »
He has done a mctwist to pivot.....

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Re: Tod Swank stories...
« Reply #7 on: March 12, 2012, 06:42:32 PM »
yep cant forget him threatening to sue leo for leaving the F

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Re: Tod Swank stories...
« Reply #8 on: March 12, 2012, 06:44:29 PM »
One day Tod Swank went to The Turf and did a fastplant in the triple pool.  It looked like this, and it was cool.
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Re: Tod Swank stories...
« Reply #9 on: March 12, 2012, 07:07:15 PM »
did he do the ads for foundation? remember the ad that said "good riddance dickhead" that was suppose to be directed to staba?

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Re: Tod Swank stories...
« Reply #10 on: March 12, 2012, 07:19:14 PM »
i like when companies confront each other, or people call it like they see it, but somehow when foundation does it they sound like a bunch of whiney dickheads.

foundation hasn't been good since art bars.  there. i said it.

this omar interview seemed like a downer, but really good.  the kind of interview you don't see many of. i wish he had posted part 5.

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Re: Tod Swank stories...
« Reply #11 on: March 12, 2012, 07:41:57 PM »

I was stoked on this ad. Fuck that dude.
<!DOCTYPE html>
<html>
<body>

<a href="https://imgflip.com/gif/82jqf"><img src="//i.imgflip.com/82jqf.gif" title="made at imgflip.com"/></a>

</body>
</html>

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Re: Tod Swank stories...
« Reply #12 on: March 12, 2012, 08:12:50 PM »
A certain ex-Foundation rider told me once that when he was kicked off Foundation, Swank tried to have him black-listed from the entire skateboarding industry. I guess gnarly handrail tricks and a bad attitude are a threat to this guy.

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Re: Tod Swank stories...
« Reply #13 on: March 12, 2012, 08:33:21 PM »
Wow, I totally forgot that Omar was so good looking. Possibly flow for team handsome?

hahaha ill 2nd this

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Re: Tod Swank stories...
« Reply #14 on: March 13, 2012, 03:48:44 PM »
what a fucking scumbag lol

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Re: Tod Swank stories...
« Reply #15 on: March 13, 2012, 05:43:47 PM »
1. Damn I wanna see part 5 of that fuckin interview!

2. During the blank board/CEOs debacle, I talked to a shit ton of people. Swank was the only person who came off as pissy, and I don't mean it in the "he has an abrasive attitude" way, he was just a prick. For most of the time we were discussing/debating, he sounded like he wanted to get off the phone... which I wouldn't be critical of, but he called me.

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Re: Tod Swank stories...
« Reply #16 on: March 13, 2012, 11:33:43 PM »
does anybody have that rasa libre ad he was talking about? I loved that photo, so gnarly. I totally forgot about it.
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Re: Tod Swank stories...
« Reply #17 on: March 14, 2012, 03:28:31 AM »
Never trust an asshole with a soul patch.


Tod Swank was a douche in the past and continues that tradition into the present.