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Re: Stupid Shit You've DoneGhh
« Reply #30 on: March 19, 2012, 03:30:14 PM »
Didn't wrap it up the first time I got buns.  Or the next few times after that.
Stole hubcaps from a junkyard for some choch.
Found roommates on kijiji.
Slashed my friend's tire because he was being a dick.
Leaned in to kiss my dreamgirl and accidentally farted.  We haven't spoken since.
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Re: Stupid Shit You've Done
« Reply #31 on: March 19, 2012, 04:47:57 PM »
i'd drive for miles to get home drunk only to wake up once i arrived.

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Re: Stupid Shit You've DoneGhh
« Reply #32 on: March 19, 2012, 10:30:15 PM »
Didn't wrap it up the first time I got buns.  Or the next few times after that.
Stole hubcaps from a junkyard for some choch.
Found roommates on kijiji.
Slashed my friend's tire because he was being a dick.
Leaned in to kiss my dreamgirl and accidentally farted.  We haven't spoken since.
And much, much more.

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Re: Stupid Shit You've Done
« Reply #33 on: March 19, 2012, 11:03:34 PM »
selling narcotics

driving drunk

beating the shit out of people






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Re: Stupid Shit You've Done
« Reply #34 on: March 19, 2012, 11:12:43 PM »
Another stupid hill bomb story.

I'd just gotten a zipzinger type cruiser board. I decided to skate to a hill over a mile from my house on it. I'd bombed the hill before and my normal deck and never got going too fast. This time as I climbed up the hill I noticed a bunch of gravel on one of the corners, but I could push uphill through it fine so I thought it was no big deal. I was never more wrong in my life. I'm get to the top and start bombing down, turning and carving a little but not doing much to slow down. Then I realize I'm going a lot faster than the last time I bombed it. I get to the corner with the gravel and realize I'm fucked. I try running it out instead of dragging my foot for some reason. Get about two steps and I'm sliding on my left side, shoulder, palms, and knees bloody as hell. Slid for a good ten feet, ripped a brand new shirt to shreds, and tore through my jeans into my knee. Remember this hill is over a mile from my house, so I have to skate home, bleeding everywhere. It's also slightly uphill on the way back so it takes a long time.
Once I get close to home I pass a teacher one the path and wave, my hand super bloody. I get home and my dad gives me some gauze bandages. It takes about two weeks for most of my wounds to heal. My knee was stiff for about 4 weeks just because the scar tissue was on the joint. I still have visible scars on my hands. My shoulder has two round scars that stick out about a quarter of an inch still. It's been over two and a half years time.
Haven't been back to that hill with a skateboard since.

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Re: Stupid Shit You've Done
« Reply #35 on: March 20, 2012, 12:14:37 AM »
yeah man, hills leave lasting marks. At least you weren't on your way somewhere. Its odd to explain to people why your clothes are shredded and you are bleeding.
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Re: Stupid Shit You've Done
« Reply #36 on: March 20, 2012, 05:47:54 PM »
Ate 10 mustard packets for money. I could taste and smell mustard for 2 days.

Turn down girls that liked me because I was young and stupid.

Didn't stop at a stop sign because I was day dreaming and that intersection just had to have a car (unlike the 3 others before). Now my insurance is high and has hardly gone down.